Disclaimer I do not own Hercules. Disney does.
Hades had been a bit well only way to describe it was mopey. He had no purpose. What was he gonna do now. His thoughts were suddenly interrupted by the entrance of Pain and Panic.
"Hades! Hades!" They both said at once "A kid baby thing goddess grey your eyes teeth black come quick!"
They were making no sense. Hades put his hand over their mouths and said
"Now I'm going to let go of your mouths and when I do you will tell me slowly what the problem is, alright." Said Hades slowly.
They both nodded yes.
"Good."
"Zues sent you a kid!"
"What?!"
"Here" said Pain as he handed Hades the note and a toddler of about six.
Dear Hades,
How are things in the underworld? Here is a demi goddess name Mizera. I trust you'll treat here well.
"What!?!?!?!?!" screamed Hades as fire erupted from his head and shoulders. "How does he expect me to- gods" and Hades uttered every curse word he knew. Which was a lot.
"Well your most terrifying ness Hermes said he said having a kid might make you less evil."
More fire.
"I can't take care of a baby."
"I am not a baby I'm nearly two hundred years old" said a small voice "and I am a goddess."
"Hades why not have a baby shower?" said Panic
"And make everyone drink Leath water.
"That and you really need to socialize." Mutter Pain
"What?!?"
"Nothing your most lugroobiusness." Said Pain