Heero: I'm to sexy for this coat. (takes off coat)

Duo: To sexy for this boat. (jumps off boat)

Heero: To sexy to even float (points to duo)

Duo: (sinking) So sexy!

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Wufei: I'm to sexy to get laid (kicks girls out of room)

Quatre: To sexy for these maids (turns away from maids)

Duo: To sexy for this braid (cuts off braid)

Trowa: To sexy!

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Duo: I'm to sexy for this pose (strikes a pose)

Zechs: To sexy for these clothes (starts taking off clothes)

GW fans: (get scared and run away)

Trowa: Moving right along…

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Quatre: I'm, to sexy for my mother

Relena & Heero: To sexy for each other! (turn and walk away from each other and everyone's happy)

Sally: To sexy

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Duo: I'm to sexy for this plushie (throws away Duo plushie)

Heero: To sexy to be mushy (goes into perfect soldier mode)

Wufei: To sexy for this gushy (throws out gushers fruit snacks)

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Quatre: I'm to sexy for you three (pushes Duo, Trowa & Heero out window)

Duo: To sexy for this tree (lands in tree)

Trowa: (sighs) To sexy to be me

Heero: So sexy.

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Sally: I'm to sexy for this Gundam

Duo: To sexy to even want em'

Zechs: to sexy

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Heero: I'm to sexy for this limo (blows up Relena's pink limo)

Quatre: To sexy for this gizmo (tosses gizmo into lake)

Heero: To sexy

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Quatre: I'm to sexy for this violin (smashes violin)

Trowa: To sexy to use this to bathe in (turns away from tub)

 Quatre: to sexy for violation (violates Trowa's bathroom)

Trowa: HEY VIOLATOR!!

All: (sweat drop)

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Relena: To sexy for this cage (GW cast gets trapped in cage)

Heero: to sexy to be paged (gets paged)

Duo: Just to damn sexy

Sally: To sexy to be stuck here (stuck in cage)

Zechs: To sexy for my left ear (cuts off left ear)

Me: So sexy I'm going to leave you here! (leaves GW cast in cage and leaves)

GW: NOOOOOO!!!!!

Me: BWA HA! I KNEW YOU COULDN'T RESIST THE SONG!!! IT'S JUST TO SEXY!