once upon a time in the great kingdom of lidl, there was a fit pony called apfelsaft. she really wanted the frankfurters in her juice carton, so she set out to the meat section. on her way down the juice isle, she was attacked by a rabid haribo balla stix packet. luckily steakbake from greggs came to the rescue and smacked the shit out of the balla stix. it was good. anyways, apfelsaft made it to teh meat section and was confronted by a great jar of bockwurst (bockwurst is the superior brand of frankfurters at lidl btw X :D). the day was going fine so far, however she encounter a young child dipping its salami sausage in hagendaas ice cream. it was shocking. apfelsaft masturbated furiously to the sight. it was gud.
to be continued...
next time on mlp x lidl: will apfelsaft be able to overcum the arrival of a new customer - stomedy!?