Operation: Protect Hogwarts
Okay, I know I've already done a Hogwarts Teen Titans thing so Kisame and Ichi shut up (both shut up)But I wasn't happy with that story so I'm doing a better one. I think everyone will like it hopefully and this time I might actually finish it.
If you were to journey to the north side of Jump City you would find Titans Tower, home of the infamous Teen Titans. And on the south side, there lies a small corner coffee shop by the name of The Craze Café. In this shop you will find a group of six young citizens.
The first is a girl, tall and lean with white and brown short shaggy hair and mix matched clothes by the name of Tara Crest, otherwise known as Maniac the Lunatic. Tara is the second oldest of a group known as ASAP, a low stream group of rag-tag super heroes. But other than beginning 28 and the leader of ASAP, Maniac also runs this small shop in her free time along with the rest of the group.
The second is a tall muscular man with dark long black hair know as Gerard Radix, 30, or, Maniac's husband for 6 years. Gerard is the oldest of the group, and maybe the tallest at 7'1.
The third is a shaggy black and white haired man. Jason Crest, 21, or Maniac's younger brother, runs the cash register at the back of the store. His persnickety attitude though, would maybe call for some behind the scenes action.
The forth is Reese Radix, a 19-year-old girl with dull red hair, and enjoys wearing her hat backwards. Reese is Gerard and Greg's sister, and Jason somewhat happy wife.
The fifth is Greg Radix, 16, a boy who could be categorized as a jubilated emo kid, spiky black hair and pale skin in all.
The last though, is actually a Teen Titans, one you might know by the name of Raven.
As the time approached midnight, and the customers began to clear, the group began to become sluggish.
"Okay, closing time, let's-" Maniac began, and at that moment the phone rang. "Yello?" she answered.
"Who is it?" Raven questioned.
"Open the window," Maniac said hanging up the phone.
Reese dashed across the room and dramatically heaved the window open just in time for a great grey owl to swoop in and nearly take of her head.
"Gah! I hate birds!" Maniac cried as the bird soar past her and narrowly missed colliding with a rolled up newspaper Maniac was swinging wildly. "Don't just stand there get rid of it!" she exclaimed. " Curse whoever called just now!"
"Hold it Babe Ruth- it's got something," Raven said referring to the owl, who was now perched precariously on a table in the back of the shop.
Maniac dropped the newspaper and raised her hands innocently.
Raven approached the bird cautiously, and jumped when it howled and flew out the still open window, leaving six creamy white envelopes behind on the table.
"What's that?" Greg queried as he closed the window.
"They're letter's duh," Jason snapped.
"Ever hear of the post office?" Maniac questioned.
"There's no return," Raven said turning over a letter with her name on it.
"Hmm, weird. Gerard, check the caller id, whoever sent these letters is probably the one who just called," Maniac ordered.
Gerard sped around the counter pressed the recall button on the machine. "It says Caller Not Available," Gerard said simply.
"Maybe- we should open the letters. Hmm. There's a thought," Jason said sarcastically.
"Shut up you little-" Maniac muttered ripping open a random envelope. "AH! Oh wait this is a bill I've been meaning to pay. Uh."
Raven sighed and slowly opened the letter she had been holding.
'Dear Ms. Roth,
It seems that in the time being, we have used the best of our forces to protect our school. But as it seems, we could considerably use a great amount of help. Therefore we have enlisted the help of you and your friends to help our cause. In order to keep suspicion low, we believe it would be a good idea-'
"To have you go undercover as a student/teacher/assistant," The group said reading their respective letters.
"Signed Minerva McGonagall, Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. I was with y'all til it said the following," Maniac said tossing her letter in the trash. "Junk!"
"I think we should call the Titans," Raven said raising an eyebrow.
"Oh we don't need them," Maniac said quickly, but Raven had already taken out her communicator and was waiting for someone to answer. "Or call, you know, don't listen to me."
'Robin here.'
"Robin, hi, yeah. Listen, did you happen to-"
"Did y'all get some crazy ass owl crash through ya'lls window and get some freaky letters. Cause if you did I think we should check 'em for explosives," Maniac said peaking over Raven's shoulder.
Raven shoved Maniac out of the way. "They aren't bombs. What do you think Robin?"
"Talking to your boyfriend, I get it. Uh huh," Maniac said nodding.
"We did have something like that happen. Cyborg's testing them right now," Robin said muttering the last part.
"Splosives. I knew it," Maniac said nodding.
"They aren't bombs!" Raven cried.
"What I want to know is what this Hogwarts place is."
"I'd like to know that too. I think we should check this out if a school's in trouble," Gerard said nodding.
"Uh, ha- ha no. Bad experience's in school," Maniac said shuttering. "Not going back."
"Sigh. Tara c'mon," Reese breathed.
"Nu-uh Outta the quest-y-on," Maniac snapped waving her hand.
"I say we go," Jason said lazily.
"I say you're just saying that to piss me off!" Maniac cried angrily.
"Let's at least check this out," Greg said softly.
"Let's at least save this for tomorrow. It's late I'm tired you're all ganging up on me, nu-uh not having it," Maniac said quickly.
"You are so pig-headed," Reese insulted.
"And you're so ugly headed!" Maniac shouted.
"Shush, guys it's past midnight, people somewhere are trying to sleep, let's let them," Raven said softly.
"We'll pick this up tomorrow. Raven, just come back to the tower, we'll sort this out tomorrow. Robin out." And with that, the line was dead.
"I love how he just dismisses us," Maniac said disgustedly after a long moment of silence. "Who does he think he is."
"My leader. I'm going home. You guys just close up and we'll talk about this whole thing tomorrow after everyone's done biting each other's head off. Now… goodnight," Raven seethed. She turned and left the little shop on the corner with the welcome bell pinging after her, leaving a very dumbstruck and somewhat frustrated Maniac.
"Since when were we 'biting each other's head's off'?" she queried.
"Drama," Reese said in a sing-song voice.
"Whatever 'yawn' let's just go home already damn I'm tired!" Jason yawned.
"Lazy," Maniac muttered.
"Pff. What else is new," scoffed Reese.
"Hmm," Maniac groaned. Shifting her weight to her other foot Maniac swaggered over to behind the cash register and finished locking up, before going to the front entrance and making a broad hand and arm combination motion as if to signal the other to get out.
A scuffling of chairs and rustling of coats and jackets could be heard as the group of 5 made their way out of the shop so Maniac could finally turn the key and they all could go home to their free ranged 3- ring circus run-down/abandoned apartment complex located 2 blocks away, which they walked to every morning and every night with the hustle and bustle of suburban living. suburban means city right. Ah what the hell I don't care
"You know- if the friggin Titans get their fancy little tower, you'd think the city could at least fix up our crappy little rat hole," Jason complained.
"Complain a little more, I don't think the hobo's feel sorry for you yet. SHUT UP, damn," Reese snapped.
"I like our little 'rat hole'. It's all homey," Maniac said cheerfully.
Jason muttered something under his breath and kept making his way down the deserted city street.
"I'd like to live at the tower. For one it's got running water," Greg said dreamily.
"We got water," Maniac said rolling her eyes.
"I think Hogwarts has water to-" Reese began.
"Oh shut up!" Maniac exclaimed.
First chapter done. Aren't you proud of me? You know you are.