Disclaimer: I just did this for laughs. If I own anything, my friend stole it. My friend says she owns InuYasha, but I doubt that. Anyway, on with the story.

Sango and Miroku's Agreement

A long white snake slid in between the trees, wordlessly delivering it's message.

This message brought many emotions to many people.

InuYasha was happy to go see Kikyo again. He loved Kikyo, and he always wanted to see her. Why couldn't she just stay with him?

Shippo was mad because the snake could fly, and Shippo wanted to also. Stupid snake, why couldn't it teach Shippo how it flew?

Kagome was sad. InuYasha was going to see his dead love again. Why couldn't InuYasha just love Kagome?

Sango was furious. InuYasha was hurting Kagome with his habit of seeing that dead miko. Why couldn't she have control over the rosary and Sit him into the middle of the planet?

Miroku was indifferent. InuYasha's disappearance made Sango mad. Mad Sango was over comforting sad Kagome, and that was giving him a great view of her butt. Why couldn't Sango wear some of Kagome's clothes so he could look up her skirt?

Kirara was spitting fire (literally!) because that IDIOT hanyou was going to that dead miko, and she was in Kirara's cat nip patch. Why couldn't she go somewhere else and let Kirara enjoy the cat nip?

Inuyasha, the ever idiotic idiot, leapt out of his tree to follow the snake. Sango and Miroku sweat dropped at his stupidity. Kagome got up. "I'm taking a walk." She said, running off in the opposite direction.

After an hour of walking, Kagome noticed that she was walking AWAY from the well. Turning around, she retraced her steps and went towards the well. On the way, she found Inuyasha and Kikyo doing exactly what no one wants to read about them doing. yuck.

Crying, she ran off. At the well, Miroku and Sango were waiting. After crying about what happened, she jumped into the well, leaving a scary Sango, a furious Miroku, a pissed Kirara, (the catnip patch has been defiled! That hanyou would pay. Oh yeah, Kagome was hurt to…) and the maddest kitsune you could ever see.

InuYasha walked back into the camp, ignoring the glares sent his way, and asked, "Where's that wench?"

Sango said, "Never mind."

InuYasha ran out, and was just about to jump into the well when the hard tip of Hiraikotsu shoved him down, leaving a nasty bump.

About to berate Sango, A staff tip shoved him back down, making another bump.

He turned on Miroku when Hiraikotsu hit him again.

This continued until Sango and Miroku were well past tired, when Keade, Shippo and Kirara took over.

Kikyo meanwhile, was doing the same thing with that OTHER stupid hanyou, Naraku.

She couldn't stay with InuYasha because she only saw him when she needed the whimpering hanyou to worship her again.

Her snakes were just able to fly because it was good effect, they don't really know why they can.

InuYasha couldn't love Kagome because you need a heart to love, and he hasn't gotten that back from Kikyo.

Sango couldn't control the rosary because that would ruin the story, and because Sango has Hiraikotsu.

Sango can't wear Kagome's clothes because Kagome is a different size.

And, last of all, Kikyo could have switched clearings, but she already told Naraku to meet her there.

And so, Kikyo was a whore, Kagome was crying, InuYasha was unconscious, Miroku and Sango were tired, Shippo, Keade, and Kirara were still beating him up, and the world was alright.

A/N I'm not sure what was happening, but it didn't turn out to bad. Please review, I might have a sequel, just comment so I can kill the editor.