Me: hey guys,good news, I'm back!
Jiya: That's not good news.
Me: Shut up, jiya.
Jiya: *Mutters* Meanie...
Me: say it already!
Jiya: KICKED DO NOT OWN CRUD.
Me: Thank ya.
Jiya: ON WITH DA STORY!
Me: *growls& that's MY line...
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Where did the Misery Start?
I giggled as my daddy held me up and tickled me. "D-daddy, daddy!' I yelped, laughing uncontrollably. He tossed me in the air, then caught me! "Silly daddy!" I squeaked as he set me down. i waddled into the kitchen where my mommy was cooking. "Can I play with my toys?" i asked, in a suuuuuuppppppppppeeeeeerrrrrr nice voice, so she would let me!
"Sure sweetie.." She said, and kept cooking, not turning around to talk. "Otay!" I ran up the stairs and into my room. I started building a Lego tower! But then ti fell on me...Curseies! I pouted, and rebuilt. then it fell again and bwoked! I huffed, and jumped on my bed. I started jumping up and up and down and down! It was super duper bouncy and fun!
(1 Hour later)
I woke up. Did i fall asleep on my bed? I hopped up and walked downstairs. I saw my daddy with a black shiny thing in his hand, and my mommy crying in a corner! Oh no! I cwenched my fist, but before I could beat Daddy up, there was BOOM BOOM! Daddy fell down. I screamed and started crying too. I jumped down and walked over to him and pushed him. "Why you fall daddy? Why you fall?" I screamed, sobbing. Mommy ran past me and out the door. "MOMMY!" I yelled after he. She started driving, and was gone...I plopped down on the floor, silently sobbing.
I walked out of my home. NOT FAIR! I burst into a crying fit again. I started walking, but got hungy. I sniffle.d "M-mommy no here...Daddy no here..." I said, looking at the ground. Thne, i saw something move. It was a black thingie! I turned around. Where'd it go! "Whatever you's is! Come here!" I yelled, stomping over to a tree and checked Behind it. No one! I sta donw and started to cry silently. "Mommy still not back..." I whispered. Then I heard something slowly stand, but kept crying. Dey were behind me. "Daddy gone...Mommy gone...Life gone! " The person sat down with me, but I didn't look. "Don't worry. They're gonna come back." The person said. he was a boy, I think. Then he sat down too and put a blanket on us. "No...Daddy die, mommy leave!' i protested, biting my lip to keep form crying.
"Thne your daddy is a butthead, and your mommy is a dumb-dumb." He said, nodding his head. i finawwy looked at him. He has black hair, and his eyes were black! He had pale skin. he was wearing a long-sleeved shirt, the shirt was black with white and black rings on the sleeves and a big scary skull on the shirt! He had black pants, too. I gritted my teef. "You no talk about them, butthead!" Me learn new word!
He glared at me. "I older then you! Be quiet!" He folded his awms. I did to. "Whatever." I mumbled. He stood up, making my head snap up in surprise. He put out his hand, and I stared at it. "Does your hand have decease?" i asked curiously. "No, grab it!" I did and he puwwed me up. He picked up the blanket, too. He ran off, and I followed. where he going? Then there was a wittle warehouse. He sat down by the side of it, leaning on it. I sat down next to him. he spread the blanket over us. "What your name?" he asked finally.
"I'm Max! Who are you?" He stayed silent for a minute.
"Call me fang."
Me: EASY!
Jiya: that why it took you ten minutes to write this?
Me: Shut up, Jiya. No one needs your opinion!
Jiya: Harsh.
Me: And?
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