Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter…..Or Christmas.

On the first day of Christmas,
my Headmaster sent to me
A Werewolf in a Whomping Willow.

On the second day of Christmas,
my Headmaster sent to me
Two Potions Brewing,
And A Werewolf in a Whomping Willow.

On the third day of Christmas,
my Headmaster sent to me
Three Snotty Gryffs,
Two Potions Brewing,
And A Werewolf in a Whomping Willow.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my Headmaster sent to me
Four Mean Marauders,
Three Snotty Gryffs,
Two Potions Brewing,
And A Werewolf in a Whomping Willow.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my Headmaster sent to me
Five Gold Galleons (Merlin I need a raise),
Four Mean Marauders,
Three Snotty Gryffs,
Two Potions Brewing,
And A Werewolf in a Whomping Willow.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my Headmaster sent to me
Six Ferrets Bouncing,
Five Gold Galleons,
Four Mean Marauders,
Three Snotty Gryffs,
Two Potions Brewing,
And A Werewolf in a Whomping Willow.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my Headmaster sent to me
Seven Years Sulking,
Six Ferrets Bouncing,
Five Gold Galleons,
Four Mean Marauders,
Three Snotty Gryffs,
Two Potions Brewing
And A Werewolf in a Whomping Willow.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
my Headmaster sent to me
Eight Hours Grading,
Seven Years Sulking,
Six Ferrets Bouncing,
Five Gold Galleons,
Four Mean Marauders,
Three Snotty Gryffs,
Two Potions Brewing,
And A Werewolf in a Whomping Willow.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
my Headmaster sent to me
Nine Basilisks Biting,
Eight Hours Grading,
Seven Years Sulking,
Six Ferrets Bouncing,
Five Gold Galleons,
Four Mean Marauders,
Three Snotty Gryffs,
Two Potions Brewing,
And A Werewolf in a Whomping Willow.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
my Headmaster sent to me
Ten Slytherins Scowling,
Nine Basilisks Biting,
Eight Hours Grading,
Seven Years Sulking,
Six Ferrets Bouncing,
Five Gold Galleons,
Four Mean Marauders,
Three Snotty Gryffs,
Two Potions Brewing,
And A Werewolf in a Whomping Willow.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my Headmaster sent to me
Eleven Peeves Pranking,
Ten Slytherins Scowling,
Nine Basilisks Biting,
Eight Hours Grading,
Seven Years Sulking,
Six Ferrets Bouncing,
Five Gold Galleons,
Four Mean Marauders,
Three Snotty Gryffs,
Two Potions Brewing,
And A Werewolf in a Whomping Willow.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my Headmaster sent to me
Twelve Bottles Shampoo,
Eleven Peeves Pranking,
Ten Slytherins Scowling,
Nine Basilisks Biting,
Eight Hours Grading,
Seven Years Sulking,
Six Ferrets Bouncing,
Five Gold Galleons,
Four Mean Marauders,
3 Snotty Gryffs,
Two Potions Brewing,
And A Werewolf in a Whomping Willow!