Revenge Part 1

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Edward: "WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE!" picks up keyboard and throws it across the room

Alphonse: "What is it Brother?"

Edward: "Look at what these damn kids are doing! They're writing about torturing Winry-"

Alphonse: "No way!"

Edward: "And they're writing stories about characters who don't exist and keep making Mustang and I fall in love with them! At least, I think that's us but I'm not too sure… They have the same names, but sure as hell don't act like us….."

Alphonse: "But why torture Winry? What did she ever do to anyone?"

Edward: "Exactly, nothing. She's just a female character I interact with. Therefore these selfish fangirls hate her. "

Alphonse: "It's not like you're going to appear at their door one day asking to marry them…"

Edward: "Yeah, and I wouldn't be interested in messed up chicks like them anyway. I like girls with brains! Not obsessive fan-brats…"

Alphonse: "Yeah, and even if you were looking for relationship, you'd ask Winry out first, right?"

Edward: "Most likely. She's sweet enough D "

Winry comes in to the room

Winry: "Hey Ed! Hey Al! What're you two talking about?"

Edward: "We're furious at a lot of our fans."

Winry: "Oh, why?"

Alphonse: "Take a look…"

Winry: reads "…..Oh my gosh…."

Edward: "Yeah…"

Winry: "Those stupid selfish brats…"

Alphonse: "That's what we were saying."

Winry: "And who the hell is Crystal Rose the 'Ice Alchemist' "

Edward: "Definitely not in our military…I doubt she even exists."

Winry: "And who's Mina Elric, Ed and Al's 'lost sister'?"

Alphonse: "We don't have a sister…or any other brothers for that matter…"

Winry: "These fans of yours are really obnoxious and dumb."

Ed and Al : "TELL ME ABOUT IT."

Roy and Riza come in

Roy: "I see you three found what some of your fans out in the real world are doing."

Edward: "They're idiots! I would never say 'Who're you calling a microscopic midget1' then turn around and be like 'Oh I love you please bear my children!"

Roy: "See what happens when you're famous? It's just as bad as all these stories going around about us being a couple…"

Ed, Al and Winry: "WHAT!"

Riza: "What the Colonel says is true."

Edward: "That's disgusting! No offense Mustang, but even if I were that way, you're way too old!"

Roy: "None taken :D "

Alphonse: "This is getting out of hand…."

Edward: "Yeah, something must be done."

Roy and Riza: "Whatever you plan on doing, we're in it with you."

Winry: "Yeah, me too ; I don't appreciate being bashed without a good reason."

All: "LET'S DO IT!"

-Find out what happens in chapter 2:D