Jack felt the thick creamy liquid flow down his throat. He put down his teacup, he'd always loved cream tea. The conversation continued.
"...and that's the meaning of life!" Mark finished.
"Woah, that made so much sense. I'm so glad I invited you two to the royal tea party." Said Angel, the rat queen.
Their hair was like a rainbow with only three colours, Jack's septic green, Marks cock red, and Angel's blue-thing blue. On second thought, it wasn't really all that much like a rainbow.
Jack bit into a piece of the royal chocolate cake. It was moist and crumbly. The bearded Irish man felk into a state of euphoria.
"Ish goob!" He exclaimed, his mouth full of the splendiferous piece of choccy bliss.
"You look like you're having a bit too much of a good time with that cake there, Jack." Angel said, jokingly.
"Actually," said Mark, smugly, "his name is Sean"
"EVERYONE KNOWS THAT!" Angel shouted, in a fit of blood-curdling rage, the likes of which no mere human could ever possibly understand. "YOU AREN'T SPECIAL FOR KNOWING THAT! LITERALLY EVERYONE WHO WATCHES HIS VIDEOS KNOWS!"
Mark and Jack shifted uncomfortably in their seats.
"Anyway," Angel asked with an eery calmness, " Would either of you care for some more tea?"
Mark looked towards Jack to see what he thought they should do. Jacks head was bobbing sleepily, as if he had been...
"Oh, God!" He screamed. "You drugged his tea, you monster!"
"What? No, did you see how much whiskey he was putting in there? I'm surprised he lasted this long!" Angel replied"
"Jus' like ma McLaughlin usta make." Jack slurred before passing out, his face slamming into the last remnants of his chocolate cake.
Mark began to apologize, but stopped after realizing that some of Angel's rats, including her top general, Hamish, were tugging at the wallet in Jack's back pocket.
"Wait a minute, what's going on over there?" Mark inquired.
"Jack owes me a tenner" Angel replied, regally.
"Okay." Mark relented.
Then they put on some nightcore and had a sick dance party.
Later they died, but we all die in the end, so it wasn't really big deal.
The End
(Because there's nothing after death).