(A/N: I couldn't find a Michael kids-fic anywhere, so I took it upon myself to write one. Please tell me if it sucks.)
Disclaimer: I don't own The Office, but I do own the Scott kiddies.
Michael had always wished that he could have kids, but it never worked out in his favor. Until he got back together with Holly, that is. Their first was a complete surprise, the result of a one night stand after AJ broke it off with Holly. At 14, Olivia Meryl (named aptly after Meryl Streep), resembled Holly more than Michael, but she had his eyes. She had blonde hair that just brushed her shoulders, and was average height. Olivia resented her family the most out of all the children; she hated her dad's weird sense of humor, and would rather be at school than spend time at home (which Michael could never seem to wrap his head around). She was the smartest and most responsible, and usually had the task of keeping her siblings (along with her dad on occasion) in line. Olivia dreamed of becoming anything other than a saleswoman of any kind (especially paper, like Michael wanted her to); what she really wanted was to become a teacher, and to move as far away from Scranton as possible.
Michael and Holly's second, another girl, was their first after getting married. At 12, Bethany Astrid had traits from both her father and mother. She looked like Holly to a T, but had her father's broad smile and dimple. Bethany was unpredictable; she could be loud and flamboyant one minute, quiet and reserved the next. She shared her father's eternal optimism, along with his little-known sensitivity. She hated anything girly, and would rather be outdoors exploring than worrying about how she looked and what boys thought of her. She was always changing her mind about what she wanted to do when she grew up. One minute she wanted to be a standup comedian (which Michael was all for), and the next she wanted to be a pediatrician. Bethany was secretly Dwight's favorite of Michael's children. He thought she'd make a good beet farmer some day; she had the tenacity for it.
The last Scott child, the only boy, was an exact copy of Michael. At 5, Elliott Michael was his father's pride and joy. He looked exactly like his father, with dark hair and big green eyes. He was mischievous and wild, always doing the opposite of what Holly told him. He brought out Michael's inner child even more than ever, and they were inseparable. Michael's dream was to have Elliott take over Dunder-Mifflin Scranton after he retired (which, according to Michael, would be on the day he died). Elliott joined in on every prank and scheme his father pulled, and he fit in well in the Dunder-Mifflin office. Jim took a particular liking to him, even though he was Michael's son. He also had a sense of humor like Michael's and was known for copying many of his "that's what she said"s, even though he didn't fully understand them. Other than Jim, none of Michael's coworkers enjoyed having Elliot around. Especially Angela, who claimed he'd be in juvy before he was 10.
No matter how different they were from each other, Michael and Holly loved their kids all the same. So maybe he didn't have 100 kids (like he'd hoped for on Fundle Bundle), but it was a start…
(A/N: So, what'd you think? Should I keep going, or keep it as a one shot? Tell me! Reviews would make my day!)