Disclaimer: I do not own Gakuen Alice. Simple as that, ladies and 'gents.

Dedication: This is to all those who were single for Valentines in February 2009.

Written By: Romantically Loveless/ Ghandi


What's Love & Cootie Children

Part One: Gasping & Holding Hands


It was like almost any day in Gakuen Alice's Kindergarten Center, where Serina-sensei was handling all the scurrying children around. Some were finger painting, while others were playing with their toys or with the indoor sandbox.

But instead of the usual story time, Class B had special guests coming in that day.

The seventh graders of the Middle School Division.

To almost anyone, having students from a higher ranking division talking to you was pure awesomeness. But today, the Gakuen Alice teachers led by Narumi that day, decided to educate the younger children on caring and sharing.

It was 11:27 a.m., and Class B was scurrying to their seats, anxious to talk to the seventh graders. They chattered with their table group, which consisted of 6 people per group.

"Ne, Hotaru. This is more exciting than the time our class got that new sand box toy!" a bubbly brunette squealed.

"Sakura, we might get in trouble if you speak too loud." Blushing, a blue-eyed boy whispered.

"Call me Mikan-chan already, Ruka-pyon!"

"A-alright, Mikan-chan."

"Our classroom is too loud," two monotone voices spoke.

"I hear them! I hear them!" a voice yelled, "I hear them walking in the halls!"

Knock. Knock.

Entering the room were four students. Three boys and one girl who all seemed familiar.

"Hello, we are-"

"Sakurano Shuuchi, seventh grader in class A. I have the instant teleportation, intuition, and wish alice."

"I am Subaru Imai, class A. I have two alices; the healing and transferring pain alice."

"Good morning, I am Shizune Yamanouchi, class B with the sound alice."

"And I'm Akira Tonouchi in Class B with the amplification alice."

The kindergartners were gaping toward their four senpais. All standing in a straight now, speaking in their order. They all looked studious and prepared.

"What're we doing today?" a green haired girl asked.

Shizune replied smiling, "We are going to talk about caring and sharing."

"Eww! You mean with girls? They have cooties!" yelled a boy sitting in the back.

"No boys or girls have cooties." Akira replied smoothly, grabbing Shizune's hand tightly. "See?"

Multiple gasps of awe were heard.

"Tch. This is pointless," A bored voice drawled.

"Natsume-sama, I totally agree!"

"Shh!" Serina-sensei scolded.

"Continuing on," Subaru added, "We'll be asking each one of you to come with us and ask you some questions."

"First to come with us, Kokoro Yome, please," Sakurano smiled.


A/N: A bit out there, but oh well. I'm not known for writing the obvious.

- Romantically Loveless/ Ghandi