Fire Up The Tardis

Right, this is one hell of a long shot... but I thought 'what the hell.' And yes, I hear you ask, Aliens do exist.

Okay, quick summary - it's the 11th Doctor & Amy Pond. Gene, Alex & the gang in the 80's. simples, got it?

I don't own Ashes to Ashes or Doctor Who - would be cool though wouldn't it?

Enjoy.

'Chop chop Alex' Gene spat as he headed towards the crime scene.

They'd just left the bright red Quattro and were heading towards the docks. Another murder had been committed but under some 'weird' circumstances to say the least.

Alex had tried to get the Guv to explain to her what the hell the term 'weird' meant when Ray radioed in from the crime scene whilst the two of them sat in CID. Gene quickly grabbed his coat and walked out. Alex, now used to his little moods just followed him, as he expected her to. They hopped into the Quattro and before they knew it they were at the docks, narrowly missing a few pedestrians due to Gene's aggressive driving.

It was a cold morning. Alex felt a shiver run down her back, she didn't know what to expect as they headed towards a body lying on the frosty concrete.

Chris and Ray were already there, they looked worryingly at their Guv as Alex caught them up. The four of them stared at the lifeless body on the floor.

'Oh my God' cried Alex

There in front of them lay a man, medium build, probably about in his fourties. She'd seen many murdered corpses in her time but this one was different.

Green slime emerged from the tennis ball sized cut straight through his throat. Alex was confused, how could green slime come from a body? And what weapon could cut a hole in a neck so cleanly?

Alex grabbed hold of Gene's arm. Gene looked up and then looked back down at the body and spat:

'Oh crap'.

'Oh Crap?" stated Alex 'Guv someone has been brutally murdered and all you can say is 'oh crap?'

He turned to her, he had a look in his eye, a look that Alex had never seen before. He looked genuinely scared. He turned to Chris and Ray and slowly said,

'They're back.'

Ray swallowed hard and Chris just looked at his Gov with pure terror filled in his eyes.

'Who's back?' demanded Alex.

Gene ignored her.

'Who's that?' he asked Ray pointing to a man sitting trembling in the corner of the ship yard.'

'His name's Dave, he's a witness. His mate has just been murdered, so he's a bit down to say the least. We tried to talk to him but we couldn't make out what he was saying because of his accent. He was so traumatised he couldn't say much anyway.'

'Not another bloody Polish worker?' Gene spat.

'Worse…' said Chris, 'He's a Geordie.'

'God help us' shouted Gene.

'Will someone tell me what the hell is going on?' Alex was getting more and more annoyed by the second.

'Bolly, this is serious stuff and you won't believe me when I tell you. Look, just go over and see if you can get anything out of our little Northern friend over there' demanded Gene, pointing towards the witness.

Alex gave him a filthy look and started to walk towards the witness. She turned round to see Chris, Ray and Gene mumbling to each other. Something wasn't right, something was fishy about this case, and it wasn't coming from the docks.

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