Hi people this is my first hellsing story and my friends Lmbra and Kate helped me with it :]
Alexander threw a holy knife at alucard, but alucard burned it.
"Lmfao your knives SUCK!" Alucard lol'd, but alexander threw a holy spoon at him. The spoon hit alucards leg. Alucards leg said 'oww'.
"HAHAHAHAH your leg is a pussy" alexander said with a furry face.
Seras, who was tied to a penis statue (a/n they were in france cause they had business there and vampire sperm was found in a little girls body and vampire sperm is different cause it has fangs) said "what the hell thats physically and biologically impossible!!!!!"
Alexander put on a sad face and dropped all his holy stuff. "Its not fair!!!!!!! He gets the best of both worlds!!!! 8( "
"OH MY GOD!!! I LOVE THAT SONG!!!!!" Seras screamed and started singing the best of both worlds by miley cyrus.
Alexander was like "OMG ME TOO!!!!!" And he started singing with her.
ALUCARD RAGED LIKE NIGHTMARE AND KILLED SERAS!
Alexander eeped and fell on the ground. "NOooooooOOoooOOOOooooo!!!! you basturd she was the love of my life and she was pregnant with my child YOU KILLED MY UNBORN CHILD! 8( "
Alexander went emo and alucard lol'd. Alexander slit his wrists with a holy knife. Virgin Mary who was watching him 24/7 found it cute and sexy. She squealed and died.
Her dead body fell on alucard and she suffocated him. But he was still alive cuzz his head fell off.
Alcucard's head grew tiny tentacle legs. His legs said "zextuuuuu" (a/n that means sexy in arabic) and ran towards alexander. His legs got a bonner and they were taller now. they ran to alexander with omega speed. Alucards head screamed! "NOOOOO" but it was too late.
Alucard's head has slammed agains Alexander's crotch. Alexander shrieked and died.
Alucard's tentacle legs started humpin alexanders dead legs.
SHOULD I CONTINUE?
Please tell me
e n d o f p a r t o n e
DONT LEAVE, ALTERNATE ENDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alucard killed alex ander instead of seras... wait, thats too cheesy :[
well anywayssss
please review
i worked hard
special thanks to my friends Lmbr and Kate
Lmbr said i should use tentacles
Kate helped me with my spelling and grammar
ALSO
if you like naruto,
please read my naruto story i made by myself.
ALUCARD XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX ALEXANDER ROX!!!