scotaloo were was in hel, u no, chilin oot. dats wen saten, (da bad guy in hel) cum 2 her and say, "scotalou, in lif, u was jus poni (babi ponei) no u is daemon. go 2 horsevile and kil runer dashing in her penus (cuz rainy diahreah was gay n has cok). so scotalou say "Neigh" (cuz dats wat horse say u dumas wat da fuq u think they was gunna sayed).
saten den made whole in tha ground abuv them (cuz they is in hel) an fiaere rosed frum da deepths of neterlands 2 trow scotalou 2 ponilandville. it war tim 2 fite. it war tim 2 kil. it war tim. 4. vengance. (lik in da title)