Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Percy Jackson and the Olympian series. Though I really wish I did, sigh a man can dream…a man can dream.

The Demigod Shinobi

Chapter 1: So the Legend For Told

Annabeth hadn't been having a good couple of weeks, the constant monster attacks coupled with the odd dreams about Camp Half-blood. Leaving her dad and step family in Virginia immediately after the first monster sighting, to keep any harm from happening to them, had been the wisest idea as she backpack, hitchhiked, and rode all the way to New York wasn't too difficult her. After a week she eventually tracked down her friend's new address in Brooklyn she spent the last five and a half hours trying to find his damn school when she saw a pair of legs sticking out of a bush.

"What in Tartarus?" She walked over to the bush and paused at what she saw.

The boy had a kind looking face with three odd whisker-like marks on each cheek. His sun-kissed blonde hair stuck out at odd angles and it was kept out of his face an odd metal head that had a spiraled leaf engraved on its lightly scarred surface. He was wearing an odd orange vest that had two red spirals halfway above the white sash that held it closed, it also had black flame details along the bottom over a simple navy long sleeve shirt. His pants looked a form of dark blue Khakis that were taped to his shins that lead to a pair of open-toed sandals. The occasional twitch of his foot and face muscles told Annabeth that he wasn't dead, he was sleeping; she knelt down and started to lightly shake him.

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"Hey! Wake Up! You Can't Sleep Here!" Naruto reacted instinctively his eyes shooting open as his hand shot up and grabbing the throat of whoever woke him almost forcing them to the ground, only the sensation of something sharp poking him in the gut stopped his sleep addled mind from completing the action. He blinked several times before realizing he was staring down at a blonde haired girl with gray eyes who was desperately trying to pry his hand off her throat which he did with a yelp before jumping away. The girl sat up coughing and rubbing her throat. "Why in Tartarus did you do that?!" She demanded glaring at him.

"Hey I'm sorry, I'm not good with people shaking me awake." Her glare lessened into a confused look.

"What did you just-" Her neck snapped to the left as high pitched wail blared loudly coming from an oddly shaped brick building making her swear. "Look my friend is in trouble and I could use your help. Will you help me?!" Naruto nodded, figuring he owed her considering he choked her, making a ghost of a smile flash on her lips before they before ran towards the building.

"I'm Annabeth by the way." Naruto nodded before thumping himself on the chest.

"I'm Naruto."

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"WHOA SHIT!?" Naruto screamed before baseball sliding under the legs of a nine foot monster of a woman, grabbing her ankles and pulling her legs out from under her. He jumped up in a fighting stance before turning to Annabeth. "Go, find your friend I'll be fine!" Seeing the look of hesitance on her face Naruto made a shooing motion with his arms, she nodded placed a strange hat and disappeared most likely heading to where the explosions were coming from. Naruto turned back just in time to see a fist the size of a cinderblock speeding towards him, hitting him with enough force that sent him flying, Naruto flipped around in the air landing in a crouch and sliding for a few more feet. "Thank you Gai-sensei, you crazy bastard." He mumbled before flipping through several handseals after seeing the large woman bellow out a wordless roar and charge towards him with her fists ready to bush Naruto's skull in. "Fuuton: Daitoppa (Wind Release: Great Breakthrough)!" Naruto shouted cupping both hands in front of his face and released a large squall of wind that turned the hallway into a makeshift wind tunnel. The large woman lost her footing before flying backward flipping head over heels down of the hallway through a pair of doors and then out of the building. Naruto slowly removed his hands from his mouth and stared at them, he hadn't put nearly enough chakra into that move to launch her that far.

"Naruto! We need to leave!" Annabeth reappeared next to him making him yelp before dragging him out of building by his arm.

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"What about your friend?" Naruto asked as they raced towards an alley, Annabeth shook her head as they both tried to ignoring the wailing sirens as a two police cars followed by an ambulance sped down the street. Annabeth stopped to catch her breath while Naruto looked around making sure nothing could jump out and attack before Annabeth moved to the mouth of the alley were she pulled in two people as a fire truck drove past.

They both were wearing matching multi-colored shirts and a pair of simple shorts. The shortest one was around his height with dark hair and sea-green eyes while the other one was…damn. Naruto's jaw almost dropped open as he looked at the other one. He was almost as tall Kisame and about twice the girth with messy brown hair and brown eyes.

"Where'd you find him?" Annabeth demanded rudely pointing at the taller boy.

"He's my friend," The shorter boy replied.

"Is he homeless?"

"What does that have to do with anything? He can hear you, you know. Why don't you ask him?" Annabeth raised an eyebrow.

"He can talk?"

"I talk," the taller boy admitted. "You're pretty."

"Ah! Gross!" Annabeth stepped away from him towards Naruto who nudged her with his elbow before giving her a look wondering why she was being rude simultaneously causing the shorter boy to notice him.

"Hey who's he?" The boy asked before going over to check his friend's hands for some reason.

"It's polite to introduce yourself before asking some else for their name." Naruto replied blandy gesturing towards the shorter boy.

"His name his Naruto, Naruto this is Percy and tha-" Annabeth said rolling her eyes ignoring Naruto's glare.

"Tyson, you're hands…they're not burned." Percy said in disbelief.

"Of course not," Annabeth muttered "I'm surprised the Laistrygonians had the guts to attack you with him around." She smacked Tysons hand away from her hair while Naruto rolled his eyes and started tuning out their conversation. He closed his eyes making a half tiger seal before focusing his chakra into his surroundings in a pulse. Naruto reopened his eyes, there weren't many people nearby though that wouldn't last long, and saw Annabeth and Percy exchange a look.

"Big guy," he said, "you ever hear those old stories about the Greek gods? Like Zeus, Poseidon, Athena-"

"Yes." Tyson though Naruto just raised an eyebrow, he'd never heard those names.

"Well…Those gods are still alive. They kind of follow Western Civilization around, living in the strongest countries, so like now they're in the U. S. And sometimes they have kids with mortals. Kids called half-bloods."

"Okay," Tyson said crossing his arms impatiently.

"Uh, well, Annabeth and I are half-bloods," Percy said. "We're like ... Heroes-in-training. And whenever monsters pick up our scent, they attack us. That's what those giants were in the gym. Monsters."

"Okay." Naruto was complete lost. Don't get him wrong he understood all of it, it was just they all spoke perfect elemental, but some of the words they used just didn't make any sense.

"None of that means anything to me at all." Naruto said before placing a hand on Annabeth's shoulder while Percy kept speaking to Tyson. "But I think we should leave." Naruto thumbed towards the other end of the alley as a siren wailed loudly. "Now!"

"We don't have time for this. We'll need to take a taxi to camp." Annabeth replied shrugging off Naruto's hand.

"A taxi all the way to camp?" Percy replied incredulously. "You know how much money-"

"Trust me." She said making Naruto throw up his hands in defeat. It was like they couldn't understand him.

"What about Tyson?" Percy asked glancing at his large friend who seemed confused about something. "We can't just leave him, He'll be in trouble too." Annabeth bit her lip while Naruto started to fidget, the sirens were getting louder and were starting to make him nervous.

"We definitely need to take him. Now come on!" She started towards the other end of the alley quickly followed by Naruto, who looked back and watched a plume smoke rise from the building he and Annabeth left making him wonder what he missed while he was busy fighting that woman.

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"Here we are." Annabeth mumbled while fishing around her backpack at a random street corner. Naruto looked around, his hand drifting slowly towards his weapon pouch as more sirens started appearing.

"What are you looking for?" Percy asked suddenly almost making Naruto hit him in the throat instinctively.

"Found one. Thank the gods." She muttered pulling out a gold coin that had the bearded face of a man one side with a building on the other.

"Annabeth," Percy began. "New York Taxi drivers won't ta-"

"Stêthi 'Ô hárma diabolês (Stop, Chariot of Damnation)!" She tossed the coin on to the street where it sank and disappeared. Naruto gave her a confused look, whatever she had said was something that he had never heard before and yet he still understood what it meant. The area where the coin had dropped darkened into a large rectangular shape and bubbled before turning the color of freshly spilt blood, then something emerged from the ooze. It was shaped similar to some of the things he had seen except it was seemingly made from smoke. Part of it slide down and a woman stuck her head, her grizzly hair covering her eyes as she spoke in a mumbling tone.

"Passage? Passage?"

"Four to Camp half-Blood." Annabeth said opening one of the doors gesturing at them to get in.

"Are you crazy!? You expect me to get into th-this fucking thing?! It rose out of the damn ground like a demonic daisy." Naruto yelled while gesturing wildly at her.

"Ach!" The woman screeched pointing a boney finger at Tyson and making Naruto wince. "We don't service his kind." Naruto saw Percy shoot the woman a mean look as he climbed.

"Extra pay!" she grunted shoving at Naruto to get in the cab. "Three more drachma on arrival!"

"Done!" Naruto let out a squawk as he found himself squished up against Percy as Tyson climbed in with Annabeth shortly behind barely able to close the door behind her. Naruto noticed that there were three women sitting in front of them. Each of them with the same hair, boney hands, and they were all wearing a charcoal-colored sack.

"Long Island! Out-of-metro fare bonus! Ha!"

"How does this thing wor-" Naruto's partially asked question was answered with the car's sudden acceleration making his head slam into the back windshield. Naruto eyes rolled around in their sockets as a disembodied voice spoke about something involving a buckle. Naruto groaned as everything started to blur due to his possible concussion. The sounds of talking and flesh hitting flesh as the car spun, swerved, slowed down, and sped up all merged together making Naruto have to close his eyes to keep from puking. Naruto felt the car start to get faster and faster making him close his eyes tighter before noticing that everything seemed be getting quieter as the sound of dripping water started to get louder. Naruto let out a gasp as he was torn from entering his mindscape as the car spun four to five times before coming to a stop. Tyson let out a large belch and mumbled something.

"All right," Naruto heard Percy say to the drivers. "Now tell me what those numbers mean."

"No time!" Annabeth opened her door. "We have to get out now." Naruto immediately started pushing Percy the moment he opened the door causing them both to stumble out of the car with Naruto landing in a heap on the ground.

"LA~~~~ND!" He cried out happily grabbing fistfuls of grass and dirt ignoring the metal death trapped he had been forced to ride in speed away with a metallic screech.

"Oh, man." He heard Annabeth say causing him look up and watch as a once beautiful hill was turned into a battleground between ten armored teens and two large bronze bulls. Naruto stood dusting himself off as a gruff-girl voice called out clearly

"Border patrol, to me!" Judging from the look on Percy's face, this place never had border patrol.

"It's Clarisse," Annabeth said. "Come on, we have to help her." Naruto before dashing forwards ignoring Annabeth's cry for him to wait. Naruto made a cross-shaped seal with his hands.

"Kage Bunshin no Jutsu (Shadow clone technique) with a familiar popping sound, five versions of himself appeared around him as he raced towards the bulls. Naruto mentally commanded two clones to distract one of the bulls only to wince as they body slammed into the bulls only to dispel seconds later, turns out those things were really hot.

~FWOOSH~

"Holy Fucking Shit!" Naruto immediately dropped back on his hands as a large plume of fire erupted from the one of the bull's mouth slamming into his other clones and dispelled them. Naruto dove to the side avoiding the charge of the bull before sitting up in a crouch flipping through handseals. "Raiton: Gian (Lightning Release: False Darkness)!" Naruto raised two fingers as a golf ball sized blue sphere flickered into existence before it fired at the bull piercing its throat with ease. The Bull let out a metallic groan mixed with a pained moo as sparks flashed around its body…wait weren't there too?

"A~~gh!" Naruto cried out as a horn pierced his chest and he was lifted off the ground by the second bull.

"Naruto!" Percy yelled before being pulled to the side to avoid getting trampled. "Wait, How!?" He asked looking up at Naruto's grinning face before pointing out that the body that had been on the bulls horn was actually a wooden fence post. Naruto rushed at bull number two with the makings of a blue orb appearing in his hand.

"Rasengan!" Naruto thrust his arm forwards slamming the grapefruit sized orb into the side of the bull number two mentally screaming from the heat its body was giving off. The bull let out a startled moo as it skidded a few feet sideways sporting a spiral shaped groove.

"Percy needs help!" Naruto turned and Percy was about to get roasted by one of the bulls. Thinking fast Naruto grabbed one of the shields that had been discarded on the ground, mentally taking note that it was about the size of a wheel, and jumped in front of him. Small fires flared out from the holes Naruto made when his attack pierced its throat as bull number one let out a stream of flames that slammed into the large shield.

"Hothothothothothothot!" Naruto yelled gluing himself to the ground with chakra so he wouldn't lose his footing. The metal shield started to glow as the bull continued the stream of flame while Naruto became aware of smell of something burning. Naruto gritted his teeth in pain, he wasn't sure how much longer he could keep this-

"BAD COW!" Tyson roared slamming his fist into the bulls face cutting of the stream of fire allowing Naruto to toss down the partially melted shield. Naruto and Percy both watched as Tyson turned the bulls face almost completely inside out.

"Down!" With one final blow the bulls shuddered before falling to the ground, its body shaking, smoking, and smoking. Naruto rubbed his arm, bits of burned cloth flaking off before checking his arm, his skin was a bright shade of red and painful to touch though that was already fading.

"You Ruin Everything!" Naruto looked up from his arm and saw a girl with anger burning in her brown eyes shout at Percy. "I had everything under control! Don't Ever Save Me Again! And You," She yelled rounding on Naruto missing Annabeth grumble about how nice it was to see her. "What the hell were you thinking? That was Colchis bull! You could have lost your arm and died!" Now Naruto was pissed.

"Hey! I'm Fine! It's Healing!" Naruto yelled back showing her that his arm was already a fading color of pink. "Here's an idea, why don't you worry about someone who actually needs your help!" Naruto yelled pointing at the wounded people.

"Clarisse, you have wounded campers!" Clarisse huffed angrily, stomping her foot before going to check on her wounded team members. Naruto made a rude gesture behind her back before walking over to where Annabeth, Percy, and Tyson were…wait didn't Tyson have two eyes before? Naruto shook his head this place was crazier Nami no Kuni after his team helped free it from Gatou's tyranny. Naruto looked around the hill and paused when he saw a simple pine tree at the cusp of the hill, its pine needles were a sickly yellow color and Naruto was certain that trees weren't supposed to be oozing green sap from their trunks. Naruto turned to ask about it only to see Annabeth, Percy, and Tyson all heading for what he assumed was a camp, Naruto shrugged before following them.

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The trip through the camp was uneventful as Tyson was constantly asking questions that Naruto only half listening to. It was a nice place though if Naruto had to guess, this place didn't always look like it was preparing for war. Judging from the dower expression the other kids had and the frightened look that occasionally flashed in both Annabeth and Percy's eyes something bad had caused this to happen. As Naruto continued his inner musing he didn't realize that they had walked into a building.

"Pony!" Both Tyson and Naruto froze one from excitement and the other in disbelief.

"That man is half a horse." Naruto stated shell-shocked unable to tear his away from the man's torso that seamlessly melted from human to horse. The man-horse turned around looking more offended then surprised.

"I beg your pardon?"

"Chiron," Annabeth ran forward and hugged him, "You're not…leaving are you?" Chiron ruffled her hair and gave her a fatherly smile.

"Hello, child. And Percy, look at how much you've grown." Percy looked like he swallowed a lemon.

"Clarisse said you were…You were…"

"Fired," Chiron chuckled darkly, "Ah well, someone had to take the blame. Lord Zeus was furious when found out the tree he created from his daughter had been poisoned and well, Mr. D had to punish someone." Percy grumbled under his breath while Annabeth looked about ready to cry, Naruto on the other hand was still focusing on the fact that the man in front of him was part horse.

"Pony!?" Tyson looked unsure of himself making Naruto pat him on the arm, normally he pat a person's shoulder, but Tyson was really tall so Naruto improvised.

"My dear young Cyclops, I am a centaur."

"But Chiron what about the tree?" Chiron looked at Percy sadly.

"The tree was poisoned with something from Hades, most likely from Tartarus," Chiron sighed as he closed his briefcase and picked it up. "The venom is something I've never seen before. The monster must reside within its deepest depths."

"But then we know who's responsible, Kro-"

"Don't not invoke the titan lord's name, not here! Especially not now!" Naruto raised an eyebrow, why did it feel colder? Chiron pressed a button on his radio stopping the music. "The tree doesn't have much time left, a few weeks at the most unless…"

"Unless what?" Naruto sighed rolling his eyes before tapping Tyson on the shoulder.

"I'm going to go exploring, you want to come with?" Tyson gave him a confused look, his big brown eye flicking hesitantly between Naruto and Percy causing him to chuckle before stepping backwards. "It's okay big man, you can stay with them if you want."

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Naruto opened the door to the outside greeted by a rumble of thunder making him scan the skies.

"Where the hell did that thunder come from? There isn't a cloud in the sky!" Naruto shook his head this place was getting weirder and weirder. Naruto stuck his hands in his pockets and started walking around aimlessly. Today was weird, first Sasuke tries to defect from the village ending with him and Sasuke duking it out at The Valley of The End…actually come to think of it how did that fight end? The last thing he remembered was Sasuke standing on the other side of the valley growing a pair of wings.

"Umm excuse me?"

"Wa~huh?"Naruto blinked a few times releasing that in his daze he had ended up in the middle of the cabins, staring at the small flame more specifically at the young girl around the age of nine or ten that was tending to the fire. She was wearing a simple brown dress with a scarf around her neck. Her mousy-brown hair was placed in a simple bun and her eyes…whoa. Her eyes flickered softly and gave off a gentle glow, like a cozy fire in a fireplace. The sound of the girl's gentle laughter made Naruto realize he had been caught staring again making him cough into his hand and blushed lightly in embarrassment.

"You should go to that cabin," She offered pointing towards the cabin that was made of brick and had three smokestacks sticking out of its roof like it was a small factory. "I'm sure they have something for you." Naruto rubbed the back of his head.

"Er I might as well, thanks." She gave a small smile.

"It's no trouble at all Naruto," She said off handedly as he walked away. Naruto smiled before spinning around. The girl's sudden disappearance adding to his recently found paranoia, he hadn't told her his name.

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After going to the cabin and getting a gold coin shoved in his mouth, Naruto decided it was time for some privacy and since he didn't know if any of the cabins had people in them, he made the most logical decision in his mind and headed to the bathrooms. Naruto stared at his reflection in one of the mirrors before undoing the white sash that held his vest closed. He then placed both on the sink and then lifted up his undershirt holding it up with his chin revealing the crisscrossing wires that made up his armor and the Shodai Hokage's necklace under that. Naruto let out a sigh of relief, at least that hadn't been broken in his fight with Sasuke. Whatever force brought him here for one reason or another fixed his clothes but the injury that Sasuke left when he tried to impale him had become a permanent scar. He ran his fingers over the right side of his chest marveling at it; it was about the size of a fist with small arching lines from the sparks that Chidori naturally gave off. Naruto twisted his back towards the mirror to see the exit wound and grimaced, the matching scar on his back an inch or two larger in diameter then the one on his chest. It also had more arching lines then its counterpart on his chest.

"Whoa…" Hearing the gasp Naruto spun around still holding his shirt up and saw Annabeth standing in the doorway of the bathroom, shock clearly covering her face. Naruto started to pull his shirt down only for her to stop him by placing a hand on his chest. Her hand touched his scar making him hiss through his teeth, why were girl's hands always cold?

"How did you get this scar? You-you shouldn't have even been able to fight with this." Naruto politely moved her hand off his chest and pulled down his shirt, he didn't like his chest being exposed. He grabbed his vest, pulling it on before tying it closed with the white sash.

"I'd rather not talk about it." Annabeth twitched as her inner medic stared to surface.

"Naruto an injury like that could…wait…" Naruto almost laughed as he watched her freeze midsentence as her brain tried to process what just happened. "I-I understood that, I-I understood what you just said."

"I don't know what you mean, I've been speaking clearly this whole time. You just haven't been listening." Naruto chuckled as Annabeth did her impression of a gapping fish before a loud noise echoed from outside made him jump. "What the hell was that?!"

"That's the dinner conch." Annabeth grabbed his hand taking him out of the bathroom.

"Why do you keep dragging me to places damn it I can walk on my own!"

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Naruto stood next to a column, watching tables go up one at a time. Currently it was Annabeth leading a group of people, all of them having matching blonde hair and grey eyes even though they all looked different. Clarisse was next, sporting a good sized gash on her face with one arm in a sling, talking to her group with air of confidence. Naruto noticed that there was a sign on her back making him shake his head and rolled his eyes.

Naruto looked away from the campers getting the dinner and noticed the two people that were sitting at a much larger table that was in front of the others. One was wearing a spotted multi-colored shirt, nice shorts, and shoes with dark colored cloth sticking out of the top. He had a pudgy belly and a splotchy red face with bloodshot eyes, reminding him of when Anko had gotten hammered and start dancing when she took his squad out to celebrate.

Standing slight to the left of the large man was a half-goat half-man creature that was busy skinning a fruit of some kind before handing it to the man.

Sitting on the other side was a pale twig of a man with deep bags under his eyes, dirty nails, and grey hair that looked like it had been chopped off by a dull kunai. He was wearing an oversized jumpsuit that was a bright shade of orange, similar to an old outfit he had before the Chunin exams. The more Naruto stared at the man the more his skin crawled from the feel of his chakra*. Cold, hungry, angry, and tired the man's chakra was despicable as it assaulted Naruto's sensory abilities with its foulness.

"Naruto, are you coming?" Percy touched Naruto's shoulder tearing him away from his thoughts.

Naruto walked after Percy and Tyson and noticed that everyone was staring at Tyson, it the stare same stare that he used to get when he was younger.

"Who invited that here?" Someone muttered loudly though trying to be unnoticed. Unfortunately for them Naruto did notice them and went to go over and clean his clock*. Lucky for the kid, Tyson noticed and placed a hand on Naruto's shoulder and shook his head no. With a reluctant sigh Naruto stepped back into line, making a mental note to prank that kid.

"Well well, Peter Johnson. Now my millennium is complete." The large man drawled making Naruto raise an eyebrow.

"I thought your name was Percy?" He whispered to Percy.

"It is, that's Mr. D, the camps director." Percy offered through his teeth. Mr. D turned towards the skinny man sitting next to him.

"This is the boy I told you about. Poseidon's child, you know."

"Ah, yes. Him." The skinny man turned his cold eyes towards Naruto, "And who might you be?" Naruto crossed his arms.

"It's polite to introduce yourself first before asking for someone else's." The skinny man's eyes narrowed in anger while Mr. D merely raised an eyebrow.

"I am Tantalus, on special assignment here until, well, until my Lord Dionysus decides otherwise." He gestured towards Mr. D simply.

"Your names Dionysus, that's a weird name." Naruto said making Percy gap and getting everyone's attention.

"Oh? Is that right?" Mr. D said icily, his bloodshot eyes filled with a dark purple fire.

"Huh you're the second person today I've seen with those kind of eyes. All though hers were much prettier." The fires in Mr. D's eyes dimmed slightly as the meaning of Naruto's words connected in his mind, there could only be one person that had similar flame-like eyes*.

"…what's your name boy?"

"Naruto Uzumaki." Naruto said with a grin offering his hand that Dionysus took after a few seconds.

"You are a strange one." He gave Naruto an appraising look similar the same one that Naruto gave Konohamaru after he managed to do a successful Oiroke no Jutsu (Sexy Technique).

"Naruto? Ah so you are the one whose bullheaded tactics help save the camp, huzzah." Tantalus gave Naruto a disapproving look, like he should have just let the bulls run rampant and destroy the camp. Naruto stifled a growl while Tantalus turn his attention to Percy.

"And you, Perseus Jackson, I do expect you to refrain from causing any more trouble."

"Trouble?" Percy demanded. Mr. D snapped his fingers causing a paper to appear from thin air. He handed the paper to Naruto who read the title. Troubled Teen Torches Gym, Naruto scratched his head was that something like a dojo?

"Yes, trouble." Tantalus's voice oozed slimly satisfaction as he spoke, "You caused plenty of it last summer from what I understand." Naruto turned to Percy noticing he was getting mad, time for something impulsive.

"Trouble?" Naruto flashed Tantalus a fox-like grin. "You mean like covering someone in orange sparkly paint?" Tantalus blinked unsure of how to answer.

"…something like that." A goat-man hesitantly step in front of the table, placing a plate full of delicious smelling food down in front of Tantalus making both Tantalus and Naruto lick their lips. Naruto's stomach growled causing him to realize that he hadn't eaten all day. Tantalus looked at the empty goblet. "Root beer. Barq's special stock. 1967." To Naruto's surprise the goblet filled with a strange foamy brown liquid. Tantalus hesitantly reach towards the goblet like it was going to burn him if he wasn't careful.

"Go on, then, old fellow," Mr. D spoke with a glint in his eye, one that caused Naruto recognized Mr. D as a fellow pranker. "Perhaps it'll work this time." As Tantalus reached forward, the goblet suddenly came to life, shooting down the table. He seemed to notice a few drops on the table and went to reach to touch them, but they sped off as well. Growling in frustration, Tantalus picked up a fork and stabbed at the food. And just like the goblet, the plate moved away from him. Tantalus went to make another stab for it causing the plate to land in Naruto's outstretched hands.

"Blast! Give Me That Plate Back!" Tantalus roared almost leaping over the table as Naruto danced away.

"No way, I haven't eaten all day and besides it likes me more!" Mr. D didn't bother to hide his laughter as Tantalus sat down scowling.

"Oh dear me, sorry. Perhaps a few more days. Trust me, old chap, working at this camp will be torture enough. I'm sure your old curse will wear off eventually."

"You should hope it does soon cause this stuff is really good." Naruto gave Tantalus a shit-eating grin much to the amusement of Mr. D as he eagerly tore into the food with his fingers making Tantalus glare at him.

"I have gone without food or drink for over three thousand years. I doubt you could comprehend how parched ones throat gets after all that time." Naruto swallowed the chuck of food he was eating.

"Nope, but that sounds like it really sucks." Mr. D snickered into his hand while Tantalus grumbled.

"Mr. Uzumaki I believe you and I are going to get along fabulously. Do you happen to know who your parent is?" Naruto shook his head not understanding the question, he knew who his mother was* but not his father. "Pity, I am curious to see which of my siblings you came from, I want to thank them properly." Naruto shrugged mid bite.

"Maybe they'll send a note or something?" Mr. D chuckled before his gaze slowly turned to Percy.

"Johnson, go sit down. In my own opinion the pizza is absolutely divine tonight, why don't you go try some?" Percy looked confused but nodded anyway.

"Come on Tyson." Percy said before starting to move towards one of the empty tables.

"Oh, no, the monster stays here," Tantalus stated bluntly, "We still have to decide what to do with it."

"Him," Percy snapped, "His name is Tyson." Tantalus raised an eyebrow, the universal sign for "And I care why?" Naruto on the other hand grabbed Tyson's arm.

"Come one, big fella, let's go sit down and eat." Tantalus shot up, his chair falling on to the ground from the force behind his movement getting everyone's attention. He snarled giving Naruto a frigid glare.

"I am the activities director and that means-"

"Absolutely nothing to me." Naruto returned the glare with one of his own as his eyes flashing red. He turned away from the fuming Tantalus pushing Tyson towards the empty table with Percy following numbly behind, Naruto in his haste to sit down almost missed Mr. D's passing remark.

"I was right, He is interesting."

Points of Interest

*Naruto, like Karin and Mito Uzumaki, has a talent for sensing chakra to the point he does it absent mindedly

* Dionysus understands the significance of someone being able to see Hestia let alone talk to her

*Yes Naruto know his mother is Kushina however he doesn't know who his dad is.

What's up ladies and gentlemen of the internet, my name is Stitch_Lips and I shall be your host for the Morning, Afternoon, or Evening.

But in all Seriousness folks I would like to come out and say that this is my first time publishing anything I've ever written.

Umm I didn't add the scene of Naruto going into Hephaestus Cabin mostly due me not being able to think of how that would work easily and any attempt I did try didn't fit with the story.

This particular Naruto is one of my own creations, from a standalone fic that I do intended on publishing sometime in the near future though I have no idea as of when because of the kinks I have to work out of it.

Also I would like to add that I will only go into the description of a jutsu if it is my own creation because I know if you people are curious enough about one you could just look it up on the wikia

Anyway thanks for reading Peace Out