King Douchebag and the Knights of the Triangle Table
King Douchebag wokeup to find taht he as captured by teh Elves Can, led by Kyle. Kyle demanded, "Douchebag, stop farting in peoples' faces, or else!" Bt King Douchebag would have none of it! And he ripped himself out of the ropes binding him to the wooden chair and he broke the chair over Kyle's head. After knocking Kyle out, King Douchebag grapped a rope and swung over the high walls to freedom! Anmd ehwn he droppd to the ground, he found Bebe was waiting as if she had stalked him to Kyle's Elve lair. Shw swooned, "I love a guy who talks through his actions," and she tried to kiss him. But Douchebag just starred blankly into sopace, as if her love was not returned. Bebe cried and she ranm away. That's when she bumped into Stan, who was comming to try and rescue King Douchebag - exxcept that King Douchebag was able to resue himself, thank you very mch! "Well Excuxe MEE, Princess!" And that was said by Stan to Princess Kenny, who was bumoping into Bebe. Poor Bebe, all she ever anted was for someone to love her without farting in her face.
Eric Cartman spawned on the scene, and he was screching, "DOUCHEBAG! WE NEED TO ASSEMLBE DEH KNIGHTS OF DUH TABLE!" King Douchebag made haste back to his red home, and eh scrambled to tr and find a suitable table, butr they were all smashed up from the alien invasion that left him with a big probe up his anus asshole. The best he could do was bring out a smashed coffee table that was split in half diagonally. This made it shaped like a triangle. Cartman grunted, "It'll do, Douchebag." Cartman hit the table with a judge's hammer and he said, "Calling the Knights of the Triangle TAble to order! Douchebag, what happened between you and that Jew?" Douchebag stared blankly. Butr Butters raised his hand and cried out while crying, "ALRM! King Douchebag was to stop farting on peoples' faces!" Cartman pinched his nose and says, "Don't fart on peoples' balls. Nothing was wever said about peoples' faces."
The court was in order, with King Douchebag, Eric Cartman, Prncess Kenny, Stan, Butters, soad some other kids who didn't have names. Evyone else did all teh talking, while King Douchebag just muncnedd on some tacos and burritoes, because he was preping for his masterfulf art magic. Yes, the art of farts, King Douchebag was a master. His powers could even destroy gialt bleem boulders bercause the explosive force of his butt whle was just too big and strong. Kyle the Jew stumbled in, and he was like, "Wait a minute! We joine forces after we beat Clyde out of space and time!" Cartman rolled his eyes and sayd, "All right, foine, cam join us you faggot Jew."
"Back on track," exclaimed Stan. "We nmeed to beat the evil sorcerer Schpetoths!" But it turned out that Schpetoths was already amopng them, as he was the transfer student from far away. And he was here doibng his evil tricks on all the kids! Everyone screamed, and Butters tried to hid tnder tne table. King Douchebag let down his pants and prepared to attack with fat farts. What really happened was that King Douchebag let out with diarrhea all over Schpetoths! A shocked look beefal King Douchebag, as if to say quietly, "I thought it would only be a fart!" But now that Schpetoths was coverdd in human feces, he burst s into lfames and died. The kids celebrated the triumphant return of King Douchebag!
Join us NEXT TIME, for the Sequel: King Douchebag and the Unholy Griddle!