Warning: Rated PG-13 for swearing and..violence. Sorta. Anyway…
Disclaimer: We don't own FY or its characters. The ownership of anime characters in this fic are purely fictional, so don't kill us, onegai? ^_^;
A/N:
Juufan: Well, Sagara and I finally paired up to write out the parody RPG fic that we were doing over the phone for the past few months!
Sagara: …Yeah, and my phone bill's been skyrocketing since then for that matter, ya know that?! *glares*
Juufan: *sweatdrops* Ehehehehe….anyway, on with the fic!
The Adventures Of Juufan and Sagara (and Their Anime Characters)
Prologue: Who Says Crime Never Pays? ^-^
On a dark and stormy night, a shadowed character slips in through a window, and into the darkness of an unlit room. You can see the many anime characters all sleeping peacefully here, some snoring loudly. The intruder creeps up to a bishonen labeled 'Amiboshi' and a bishoujo labeled 'Hongo Yui' and grabs the both of them. Before either of them can utter a word, the character leaps out of the window, tucking each anime character under an arm.
A few days later…
Sagara: You did WHAT?!
Juufan: *grins and nods* That's right. I kidnapped Amiboshi and Yui from the renting agency. Now, I own them!
Sagara: *blinks and narrows eyes* That might explain what Suboshi is doing over at my house…
(Crashes are heard in the background at Sagara's house, followed by an outraged yell from Sagara when someone picks up the phone.)
Suboshi: Aniki! Yui-sama! Are you there? Daijobu ka?!
Juufan: *raises eyebrow* What are you doing over at Sagara's house, Suboshi? Did he rent you?
Suboshi: *growls* That's none of your business! Where's aniki and Yui-sama?!
Juufan: Relax, Suboshi. They are…er, just fine!
(Shouts can be heard from the background of Juufan's house.)
Yui: Suboshi! Onegai! Help!!
Suboshi: *grits teeth* Yui-sama!
Amiboshi: Don't act rashly, otouto! Control your temper!
Suboshi: *clenches fists* Demo…demo…!!
Yui: Suboshi!!! Help!!
(Sagara wrestles phone away from Suboshi who is half shouting curses and death threats at Juufan)
Sagara: *rubs gigantic bump on top of head* Ite…Hit me with those damned yoyos of yours again and I'll make shish-kebab outta ya…
Suboshi: *growls* You're threatening me?!
Juufan: *sweatdrops* Figures why I didn't want to kidnap Suboshi along with Amiboshi and Yui, ne?
Sagara: *mutters something under his breath* Well, I'm not gonna stick around with Mr. Psycho forever! *muffled swearing by Suboshi in the background* Since you get your own bishies, I want 'em too! Heheheh…And I know just who exactly I want…
Juufan: Let me guess. It's Nuriko…
Sagara: …and Hotohori.
Juufan: You DO realize Ryuen, Purple Mouse and the millions of Nuriko and Hotohori fans worldwide will kill you for this?
Sagara: So what? *whips out Magic Author Spear and grins maniacally* I'll just shish-kebab 'em too. But…
Juufan: …but?
Sagara: I can't summon two bishies at one go, and I'm not planning to kidnap them either... So I need your help to summon them. Onegai?
Juufan: … *sighs* Fine. But only for this time!
Sagara: Arigato! *glomps*
Juufan: *blink and gasps for air* Ne…Sagara…leave…your…glomps…for…your…bishies!
Sagara: *releases Juufan* Hai! Gomen ne?
Juufan: *does not reply and rubs neck* Itai…
(Sagara whips out a scroll, unrolls it and starts reading while holding on to his spear. Juufan takes out her copy and does the same.)
Sagara and Juufan: By the Four Gods of the Sky, from the four corners of Heaven and Earth…I call upon thee, Nuriko and Hotohori!
POOF!
(Nuriko and Hotohori appear in a dramatic-looking cloud of smoke in Sagara's room. Before the smoke can even clear, Sagara pounces on both Nuriko and Hotohori and proceeds to glomp them.)
Sagara: Nuriko! Hotohori! You're here! Kakkoiiii!!!
(Nuriko and Hotohori look surprised to be glomped, and Hotohori finally speaks up)
Hotohori: Er…pardon me, but could you please loosen your grip? It's a little…suffocating.
Sagara: Oops! Hai, hai! *releases Hotohori and Nuriko* Look, Juufan! I finally got my very own bishies! Sugoi, ne?
Juufan: *smiles* Hai. Nice to meet you, Nuriko-sama, Hotohori-sama! Welcome to our world!
Nuriko: *blinks* Your world?
Juufan: *grins* The world of the maniac fangirls and magic fanfic authors! Don't worry, you'll get used to it over here easily.
(Nuriko raises his eyebrows and walks over to the radio)
Nuriko: I wonder what this round thing does? *points to volume control knob and turns it up to the maximum*
('Inoru Yo Ni Aishiteru' starts blaring from the radio. Sagara cringes and turns it off)
Juufan: Ne, I didn't know you liked that song.
Sagara: I'm a sap fan. Got a problem with that? *glare*
Juufan: *sweatdrops and decides not to say anything*
Sagara: Ano…Nuriko, that's the volume control button on the radio. Demo, it's not so advisable to turn the volume up that much…but of course, there isn't much harm done if the radio's off…
(Hotohori wanders into the bathroom and discovers, much to his delight, that there is a mirror there!)
Hotohori: *admires self in mirror* Hmm…perhaps this world isn't so bad after all, especially when there're mirrors around here.
Juufan: *sweatdrops* Well, I think I'll leave you with your new bishies here, Sagara. I have Amiboshi and Yui to attend to-
(Another series of loud crashes echo throughout Sagara's house.)
Sagara: Suboshi!! Hey!! LET GO OF THE PHONE!!
Suboshi: Not until I know how aniki and Yui-sama are! Aniki! Yui-sama! Daijobu ka?
Juufan: *sighs* And we're back to Suboshi again. Don't worry, Suboshi. Your aniki and Yui-sama are just fine with me. Especially with the fact that I can glomp Amiboshi all I want now…
Suboshi: Temero! Leave aniki alone!
(Sagara groans, walks over and grabs the phone as he shoves Suboshi away, glaring as he rubs the bump on his head.)
Sagara: I thought I told you to keep those yoyos of yours away from my head! *mutters* Ne…Juufan, do you have space over there another bishie?
Juufan: I think so… *looks around house* Why?
Sagara: I think it's better if I sent Suboshi over to your place. He seems to be wrecking my house at the moment…and despite the fact that non-anime believers aren't able to see the damages and the anime characters, the anime damage done here is still…
(Sagara looks around, sweatdropping at the many anime craters and anime holes that Suboshi have created with the help of his ryuuseisui.)
Juufan: *sweatdrops* Well…I guess that might be the only way to shut him up a little. Suboshi being with Yui does wonders, you know that?
Sagara: …*naughty thoughts*
Juufan: Not that way, you hentai baka! *hits Sagara on the head* I was saying that it may lessen damage to your house, and hopefully keep mine at the minimum too. Anyway, yes, you can send Suboshi over.
Sagara: Yokatta! *glares at Suboshi* Now I can get rid of you at last!
Suboshi: *is not listening* Yui-sama! Wait for me! I'm coming!
Sagara: …
(Sagara taps Suboshi with the butt of his spear and Suboshi appears at Juufan's house.)
Suboshi: *sees Yui* Yui-sama! Daijobu ka? I was so worried…
Yui: Suboshi, you came! I knew you would come and rescue me!
(WAFFy scene ensues)
Juufan: Well, it's safe to say that he's arrived here. Anyway, do enjoy getting acquainted with your bishies…I have Suboshi to handle over here. *sighs*
Sagara: Oh well, at least you have Amiboshi, ne?
Juufan: *grins* Hai!!
(Juufan proceeds to glomp Amiboshi, much to Suboshi's fury.)
Suboshi: You let go of aniki, you…you…
Amiboshi: Otouto! Onegai, don't use such language!
(Suboshi clenches fists and glares at Juufan, who sticks a tongue out at him.)
Juufan: You should listen to your aniki and try to control that temper of yours once in a while, Suboshi. Anger causes stress, you know.
Suboshi: *grits teeth* You…You…! Fine!!
(Suboshi takes Yui by the hand and drags her upstairs)
Juufan: … *continues glomping Amiboshi*
Sagara: *sweatdrops* Well, you go on and handle your bishies. I think I'll show Nuriko around. Hotohori is still preoccupied with that mirror…oh yes! I almost forgot about Chiri-chan!
Juufan: What about Chiri-chan?
Sagara: Well, since she's such a big fan of Aoshi, I sort of promised her that I'll summon him for her. Oh well…
(insert another summoning ceremony here)
POOF!
(Aoshi appears in Sagara's room.)
Sagara: Aoshi-sama!
Aoshi: …
Sagara: *sighs* Well, that was expected from him. Still, a few words of greeting would have been nice…
Aoshi: …
(Sagara sighs again and snaps fingers. Aoshi disappears and appears in Chichiri-chan's home, much to her delight. Chichiri-chan squeals and starts to glomp Aoshi.)
Sagara: Now that's done, I think I'll go have a look at my two bishies…I wonder where Nuriko is?
Nuriko: (Downstairs) Kawaii! This purple chick is so kawaii!
Juufan: *shrugs* Looks like the real Nuriko has discovered Nuriko the chick. Have fun, ne?
Sagara: *grins* See ya later!
-end prologue-
A/N: This is gonna be a loooooooooooooong series…*sweatdrops* We'll be coming out with weekly chapters, so you readers won't have to wait long. As always, reviews=productivity (although we don't expect many for this fic.)
Juufan: You do realize that you're a guy.
Sagara: Yup.
Juufan: And you love Hotohori and Nuriko.
Sagara: Yup.
Juufan: Aren't fanGIRLS the ones who do that?
Sagara: I'm androgynous. I can be a guy or girl if I want to. *grin*
Juufan, Nuriko and Hotohori: O.o