Home relaxer 3000
i don't own Wreck it Ralph
Agent BM presents an Adorabeezle winterpop cartoon
Adorabeezles lab of science presents: home relaxer
"Hello everyone, and welcome to my lab of science. After my last experiment with the money machine didn't go well, I've decided to go back to helping people relax, behold the home relaxer 3000. This machine will give you foot rubs, back scratches, and a full body massage all in one" said Adorabeezle showing a huge chamber "I've even got me a volunteer"
"Adoraberzle what is the meaning of this, when you said you were taking me someplace fun you didn't tell me you'd tie me up and place me in a box" Shouted Vanellope from inside the chamber
"Just go along with this you'll love it" said Adorabeezle
"If you hurt me then ill hurt you" shouted Vanellope
"I think I can live with that" said Adorabeezle as she turned the machine on
A couple of robot arms took Vanellope's boots off and started rubbing and massaging her feet
"ah, oh yeah that feels so good" said Vanellope feeling relaxed
another robot arm started scratching her back
"Oh yeah thats nice, Beezle I've got to have this machine for my castle when I'm done" said Vanellope
"you see everyone, one of my inventions works this time" said Beezle
"Now it's feeding me delicious chocolate cake I love this thing" said Vanellope
"Cake? I don't remember adding that to my invention" said Beezle
"And now I'm getting a nice head and back massage" said Vanellope
one of the robot arms hit the back of her head
"What the Hell was that?" Asked Vanellope
an arm slapped her face
"That's it I want out" shouted Vanellope
a bunch of arms with weapons came out
"Uh oh" said Vanellope scared
Vanellope began screaming inside the machine
"Now you may think that she's in danger right now" said Beezle
Vanellope screamed even louder
"Don't worry, the horrible screaming means that it's working" said Beezle
Vanellope was shot out of the machine with her clothes torn up. She put on her boots and charged at Beezle and horribly attacked her. She threw her into the machine and she began screaming
"Now that's relaxing" said Vanellope as she walked out
Adorabeezle was shot out of the machine
"Somebody call dr. Mario" said Adorabeezle before fainting