SCP-504 further experiments

Item: One mature SCP-504 tomato.

Subject: A computer playing a recording of the "Your [DATA EXPUNGED]'s in the Sink" joke.

Result: Tomato leaks juices, seeds, and pulp at the base requiring clean up.

Notes: Did that tomato just soil itself? - Dr. Fine

Item: One mature SCP-504 tomato.

Subject: A computer playing a recording of the Snake Charmer episode from the UK show Catchphrase.

Result: No change in velocity though tomato acted as if 'amused'.

Notes: Request that observing staff be given extra pairs of undergarments just in case during these observations. -Dr. Fine

Item: One mature SCP-504 tomato.

Subject: Portable laptop streaming Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights

Result: Tomato clocked in at 180 mph. Laptop screen heavily damaged.

Item: One mature SCP-504 tomato.

Subject: A computer streaming Amy Schumer's HBO show.

Result: Sensors show sound barrier broken. Computer completely destroyed.

Item: One mature SCP-504 tomato.

Subject: Tape recorder of Dr.[] telling a joke in the break room.

Transcript: How many D-class personnel does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None! SCP-173 keeps killing them in the dark!

Result: Tomato clocks in at 200 mph destroying the recorder.

Notes: I agree with the tomato on this one. That was awful! -Dr. Fine.

Item: One mature SCP-504 tomato.

Subject: A recording of Steven Wright

Transcript: Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

Result: No change in velocity.

Notes: Wow I guess these tomatoes like dry humor. -Dr. Blast.

Item: One mature SCP-504 tomato.
Subject: A laptop streaming the episode Chocolate With Nuts, from the show SpongeBob SquarePants.
Result: No change in velocity.

Item: One SCP-504 tomato hybridize with a normal tomato
Subject: Laptop steaming the episode Pet Sitter Pat, from the same show as the previous test.
Result: Tomato clocks in at 100 mph damaging the screen.

Notes: Well who didn't see that coming? -Dr. Fine

Item: One mature SCP-504 tomato.
Subject: The pilot of the show Big Mouth.
Result: [DATA REDACTED]

Notes: Holy shit! -Dr. Fine

Item: One mature SCP-504 tomato.
Subject: A recording of Dr. Bright describing all the "intimate" activities he does with Dr. Rights.
Result: Experiment canceled before SCP-504 heard the recording.

Notes: Dammit Bright! How many times do we have to go through this! Besides I think we all know how the tomatoes would react. -Dr. Blast.