'Nice to Meet You'
This happened about 2 years ago when I met the girl of my dreams but as you can tell things kept on getting worse and worse. Oh, I'm really, really sorry I haven't introduced myself my name is Sean Fuqua and I'm the prince of France. I bet you're real confused so I'll just start from the beginning. Once in a small town just out side of Las Vegas called Pahrump it was the first day of band camp. Yes, I'm on band but her, she's on Flag Team. I finally got up the courage to talk to her.
"Hello," I said shaking,
"Hi," she said in her practice clothes holding a flag.
At that time I just thought 'She talked to me and she's English!!!!'
"My names Sean,"
"I'm Amy,"
"It real be nice met to you,"
'FUCK!!' I thought 'What the FUCK did I just say?'
"Don't you mean 'it's real nice to meet you'?
"Yeah, did I just embarrass my self?"
"Just a little bit."
"Shit"
Now try and imagine what Amy said with a really cute English accent.