A/N: (gulps) Taang and Karasu made me do this… okay, I should stop blaming people. This is going to be quite disturbing, so hold on to your underpants and keep a vile of Prozac handy. Oh, and Taang is real, she's just an angel… don't believe in that kind of stuff, don't worry about it. This is a Sequel to Toph's Avalot.
This is Zutara, Taang, Sukka, Smellershot, JetMai, HaruLee and some Azulaang
Toph Monster enters the stage. In the chairs sits most of the Avatar Cast.
"Hello, ladies and gentlemen, I am Toph Monster, but you can refer to me as the evil Mistress Monster. This is my co-author, the ghostly Taang, otherwise known as That-Little-12-Year-Old-Blind-Girl-Who-Kicks-People's-Butts."
Toph Bei Fong raised her hand.
"Toph Bei Fong?"
"Don't I have that title?"
Mistress Monster thought for a moment. She whispered into her co-author's ears, and the little black-haired girl ran backstage. She returned moments later with a tazer.
"No," Mistress Monster replied.
Toph gulped and folded her hands in her lap.
"Now… today we will be—" Taang started.
"FORCIBLY MAKING YOU SING SONGS FROM MUSICALS!!! FOR THE HELL OF IT!!!" Mistress Monster yelled.
Both were immediately changed, wearing matching jeans and green t-shirts. They took their own seats behind the Avatar Cast.
"Fist up, Zuko, Katara, Toph, Aang and Azula."
Azula growled, "Damn you…"
Taang giggled, "Are you still going to try and pair them up?"
Mistress Monster looked at the young girl and shook her head, finally saying, "Yes…"
Zuko: It's because of you there's a giant in our midst, and my wife is dead!
Aang: But it isn't my fault,
I was given those beans!
You persuaded me to trade away my cow for beans!
And without those beans, there'd have been no stalk
To get up to the giant in the first place!
Zuko: Wait a minute,magic beans for a cow so old
That you had to tell a lie to sell it, which you told!
Were they worthless beans? Were they oversold?
Oh, and tell us who persuaded you to steal that gold!
Toph to Aang: See, it's your fault.
Aang: No!
Zuko: So it's your fault..
Aang: No!
Toph: Yes, it is!
Aang: It's not!
Zuko: It's true.
Aang: Wait a minute, though--
I only stole the gold to get my cow back
From you!
Toph to Zuko: So it's your fault!
Aang: Yes!
Zuko: No, it isn't!
I'd have kept those beans, but our house was cursed.
She made us get a cow to get the curse reversed!
Azula: It's his father's fault that the curse got placed,
And the place got cursed in the first place!
Toph: Oh. Then it's his fault!
Azula: So.
Katara: It was his fault..
Aang: No.
Zuko: Yes, it is, it's his.
Katara: I guess..
Aang: Wait a minute, though--
I chopped down the beanstalk, right? That's clear.
But without any beanstalk, then what's queer
Is how did the second giant get down here
In the first place?
..second place..
Katara: Yes!
Toph: How?
Zuko: Hmm..
Aang: Well, who had the other bean?
Zuko: The other bean?
Katara: The other bean?
Aang to Zuko: You pocketed the other bean.
Zuko: I didn't!
Yes, I did.
Toph: So it's your f--!
Zuko: No, it isn't, 'cause I gave it to my wife!
Toph: So it's her f--!
Zuko: NO, IT ISN'T!
Katara: Then whose is it?
Zuko: Wait a minute! to Katara
She exchanged that bean to obtain your shoe,
So the one who knows what happened to the bean is you!
Katara: You mean that old bean-- that your wife--? Oh, dear--
as they all look at her
But I never knew, and so I threw--
Well, don't look here!
Toph: So it's your fault!
Katara: But--
Aang: See, it's her fault--
Katara: But--
Aang: And it isn't mine at all!
Zuko to Katara: But what?
Katara to Aang: Well, if you hadn't gone back up again--
Aang: We were needy--
Katara: You were greedy! Did you need that hen?
Aang: But I got it for my mother--!
Toph: So it's her fault then!
Katara: Yes, and what about the harp in the third place?
Zuko: The harp--yes!
Aang referring to Toph: She went and dared me to!
Toph: I dared you to?
Aang: You dared me to!
to the others She said that I was scared--
Toph: ME?
Aang: --to. She dared me!
Toph: No, I didn't!
Zuko, Katara, Aang: So it's your fault!
Toph: Wait a minute--!
Katara: If you hadn't dared him to--
Zuko to Aang And you had left the harp alone,
We wouldn't be in trouble in the first place!
Toph to Katara, over: Well, if you hadn't thrown away the bean
In the first place--!
It was your fault!
Katara referring to Azula:
Well, if she hadn't raised them in the first place--!
Aang over, to Azula: Yes, if you hadn't raised them in the first place--!
Toph, Zuko to Azula:
Right! It's you who raised them in the first place--!
Katara simultaneously: You raised the beans in the first place!
Aang: It's YOUR fault!
Katara, Aang, Toph, Zuko: You're responsible!
You're the one to blame!
It's your fault!
Azula: Shhhhhhhhhhh!
Azula looked at Mistress Monster, "What was that?"
"My favorite song from Into the Woods…" Mistress Monster replied.
"How did that get them together?" Sokka yelled from the audience.
Mistress Monster got up, pulled Sokka into the chair in front of her and…
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!!
… tazed him.
"No questions, Sokka," Taang taunted, poking him in the back of the head. She giggled, "He's still warm!"
Azula raises an eyebrow, "I like the way these two think…"
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!!!
Mistress Monster tazed her from on stage, she fell into a burnt heap at Zuko, Katara, Toph and Aang's feet.
Katara and Toph scoffed and ran down the steps and back to their seats. Zuko and Aang poked at Azula with their feet, then joined the two girls down in the audience.
"The way I see it is, to answer Sokka's question, is at the end of the play, the only people who are alive, really, are Cinderella, played by Katara, Little Red Riding Hood, played by Toph, Jack, played by Aang, and the Baker, played by Zuko," Mistress Monster replied, smiling in a sickly sweet fashion.
"And she always says that after the play ends, Cinderella and the Baker get together and Little Red Riding Hood and Jack get together," Taang finished.
Toph, Aang, Katara and Zuko generally faint in their seats.
Sokka, regaining consciousness, glares at Zuko, and attempts to say something before…
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!!!
Mistress Monster tazes him again.
A/N: Yeah, and I thought I matured after the butcher knife months. Long live the Tazer!!! More of the other ships and some solos soon!
Toph Monster