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Grace survived her wound.
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23rd August 2179
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Logan walks to a bar and orders a beer. He sees a man abusing a girl, he decides to intervene but the man hit him with a glass bottle. A shard went to his face, he pulls it off and it heals immediately shocking the man,
Logan: (snarls) Bad move. Stabs him in the leg with his adamantium claws.
He was kicked out and was approached by 2 RDA people
RDA Officer 1: Hello Logan, I am ..
Logan: Go fuck yourself
RDA officer: it about your half brother Sabretooth
Logan: what about him I never seen him for 57 years.
RDA 1: He's dead
Logan: impossible he was immortal like me
RDA 1 he was beheaded by a fallen gate
Logan: ok what is it you want with me?
RDA: your DNA matches an avatar and I want you to go to Pandora.
Logan: wait a minute is that the planet that have blue people in it?
RDA 2: yes Na'vi to be exact.
Logan: alright.
2 months later
Logan visits Sabretooth body
Logan: Goodbye Brother.
5 years later in cyro and in Pandora
Soldier: Holy shit, that the Wolverine
Soldier 2: I heard that he can't die.
Meanwhile.
Logan meets Grace Augustine.
Logan: Hey Grace
Grace: What the fuck?
Logan: ha-ha, didn't expect me?
Grace: No, well welcome how your Na'vi?
Logan; I'm struggling it like I'm learning Japanese again. I know a little bit.
Grace: ok wanna meet your avatar?
Logan: Sure.
Grace: Follow me.
Logan: before u say this I am not some trigger happy Jarhead ok? I have fought in American Civil War and the First World War and the Second World War and Vietnam War.
Grace: I wonder what the Omaticyca will say about an immortal Na'vi
Logan: they may go apeshit
Grace: don't call them apes please
Logan: I'm not I am just saying you know.
Grace: yeah I know.
Meeting his avatar
Logan: whoa they're huge. Hey do it have adamantium claws
Max: Yes Earth put the metal to the avatar and it survived thanks to your healing ability.
Logan: Who the leader of the clan?
Max: Corporal Jake Sully
Logan: Corporal? Pretty low for a leader.
Grace: Yeah but he is a badass
Logan. We see about that. My rank is Sergeant Jimmy Logan.
Grace Let go.
In Hometree
Neytiri: Mi'nat, Come let me do your hair
Mi'nat: Mother Thanks
Neytiri: well you are my daughter a beautiful young woman.
Mi'nat: Aw Thank you (hugs her mother)
Neytiri: go to the forest and hunt.
Mi'nat: I will, bye.
In Samson helicopter
Logan: Let go.
Grace: chill.
Grace: Jake will want to meet you.
Logan: Hpmh, Of course.
Suddenly Logan jumps off the heli and lands at middle of the forest.
Logan: Sorry Grace I go on my own mate. I don't do groups
Grace: He a skxawng.
Logan: I heard that!
Meanwhile Logan wanders around but a female Na'vi is following him unaware that Logan can smell her and know her position.
Logan: (sniffs) Mmm, female, Teenager, armed with a bow.
Na'vi: stops. She was stunned that the male can smell her.
Logan: starts to run but end up bumping to an enraged thantor but kills him easily with his claws.
3 hours later. It was dark. He fought a pack of viperwolves, he kills 3 of them but one of them managed to pin him. The female rescued him and scolds him for unintentionally deaths of the animals.
Logan: OK if you're angry that I killed them why do you save me?
Mi'nat: my name is Mi'nat and you have a strong heart, No fear. But Stupid ignorant like a child.
Logan starts to follow her but she told him to go back until a horde of atokirina starts to come on him, Annoyed at them first but let them settle inurging of Mi'nat.
in Hometree
Grace:hey Jake U OK?
Jake: hey Grace i thought someone with you?
Grace: oh yeah. he jumped off the Samson.
Neytiri: He jumped off the Samson
Grace: have you heard of Sergeant Jimmy Logan
Neytiri: no
Jake; wait Jimmy Logan aka the Wolverine?
Grace: Yes i just saw him kill a thantor without a struggle.
Neytiri: Did he give it blessing to Eywa?
Grace:Uh no he just killed it straight away.
Neytiri: (frowns) He is a skxawng.
Grace: don't call him that. it piss him off really bad.
Logan: too Late i already heard it.
Logan: (snarling and growling, his claws come out) stunning the natives
Jake: Don't Logan
Logan: punches Jake to the ground and said you don't command me Corporal.
Neytiri Fires a arrow to his heart but is stunned even more when Logan pulls it out and it heals rapidly.
Logan: Bad move bitch.
Grace:stop Logan don't make this worse.
Neytiri: He is not welcome here.
Logan: whoa not my fault Mi'nat found me. in fact i knew she was stalking me coz i can smell your and her scent.
Neytiri: Daughter is this true?
Mi'nat: Yes i saw a sign from Eywa. it was similar that happen to dad before when you found him.
Logan: Grace i told you Jake aren't nothing but a dumb moron who think he the best.
Jake: who the fuck you calling dumb moron?
Logan: wanna bet? Prick.
Jake and Logan fight but Logan wins easily due to his powerful metal bones and knocks Jake out.
Logan: i win motherfucker.
Neytiri; Motherfucker? did you just say u fuck my mother.
Logan: are u retarded? yes but not your mother too old HAHAHA.
Max: ohhhhhh Damn man.
Neytiri: (growls) my mother the Tsahik!
Logan: So fucking what! pray to Eywa which don't exist!
Grace: Eywa do exist it only way i'm in avatar not my human body
Logan: whatever if those jellyfish things land on me again i burn them to be exact!