A Very Cloudy Birthday Party
+It's Cloud's birthday, and the FF7 gang decides to hold a party for him. We'll just see how this turns out.+
Tifa: Okay, I've invited everybody over to the bar, Barret. They should be arriving anytime.
The door slams open, everyone comes in.
Barret: That was fast.
Aeris: Would've been here sooner if Vincent wasn't such a sleepy-head.
Vincent: Shut up, broad.
Tifa: Okay, now here's how everything's gonna work! Cid's distracting Cloud. Aeris and I will do decorations. Yuffie and Red XIII are in charge of the cake. Cait Sith is in charge of party favors, Barret and Vincent get to um… clean the bathroom. Okay! Get to work!
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Yuffie: Red! Where's the cookbook!
Red XIII: Well, I have my own recipe for a good, low-fat cake.
Yuffie: No one cares if it's healthy! It's gotta be tooth-rotting, and tasty as heck!
Red: But a healthy cake still tastes good.
Yuffie: Fine, we'll go your way, but if no one likes it, it's your head.
Red: Fine. First we need a cake pan, 3 tablespoons of…
Yuffie: Oh my GAWD! This will take forever! Gimme that! *snatches book* Red, go get me everything I call for!
Red: Uh, okay…
Elsewhere…
Tifa: Aeris! What color do you think represents Cloud?
Aeris: Oh! I'd have to go with mauve!
Tifa: Mauve? I think he's more of a blue.
Aeris: You asked my opinion.
Tifa: Yeah, well I didn't think you'd say "mauve."
Aeris: Nothing is wrong with mauve! My dress is mauve!
Tifa: Point taken, I see.
Aeris: Are you calling me ugly??
Tifa: No, well, yes.
Aeris and Tifa break out in a catfight. Tifa pulls Aeris' hair, Aeris kicks Tifa's hip, you know the drill. Eventually, they are both worn out, and they call a truce, but the decorations end up looking like crap. Meanwhile…
Cait Sith: Lalala. Streamers, balloons, party hats, noisemakers, piñata, boy this is fun!
Aeris waltzes by and notices balloons. She snatches two of them, and walks away, snickering.
Cait Sith: Hey, I need some candy to fill this piñata, um… *spots Yuffie's Halloween candy from last year that was somewhat rotting* Oh boy!
In the kitchen…
Yuffie: All done, now it just has to bake. See, I'm a genius.
The oven starts to leak dough and it also starts to rumble
Red: Uh, Yuffie, look out behind you…
Yuffie: *sees overflowing oven* AAAHHH! *opens oven and dough goes flooding everywhere*
Red: *leaps onto a frying pan* Yuffie, grab on!
Yuffie grabs Red's paw and climbs onto the pan with him. In the main room, Tifa is floating around the room with balloons tied to her butt.
Tifa: AAHHH! Let me down! Aeris, you &!?@#, let me down!
Aeris: Haha! Revenge is sweet.
Suddenly, Barret and Vincent come dashing out of the bathroom.
Barret: Run for your lives! The toilet is flooding!
The kitchen door busts open as Yuffie and Red are skiing on the frying pan. Aeris, Cait, Barret, and Vincent all are washed away in a nasty mixture of dough and toilet water.
Cloud and Cid open the door to find the giant mess. Yuffie and Red still sitting on the pan, Aeris' legs are sticking out of the dough, Barret and Cait Sith are toppled over on each other, Vincent is stealthily perched on the back of a chair, and Tifa is floating around with helium balloons tied to her waist. Cloud suddenly bursts into laughter, and Cid simply shakes his head in disgrace. The pinata falls off the ceiling and skates down the massive hill of glop. Cloud grabs it, and busts it open with his sword. He starts to eat some of the candy, and when he's finished, he breaks into laughter again.
Cloud: This is the greatest birthday party ever!
Or at least that's what he thought. The dentist's bill was 1,500 gil.
+It's Cloud's birthday, and the FF7 gang decides to hold a party for him. We'll just see how this turns out.+
Tifa: Okay, I've invited everybody over to the bar, Barret. They should be arriving anytime.
The door slams open, everyone comes in.
Barret: That was fast.
Aeris: Would've been here sooner if Vincent wasn't such a sleepy-head.
Vincent: Shut up, broad.
Tifa: Okay, now here's how everything's gonna work! Cid's distracting Cloud. Aeris and I will do decorations. Yuffie and Red XIII are in charge of the cake. Cait Sith is in charge of party favors, Barret and Vincent get to um… clean the bathroom. Okay! Get to work!
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Yuffie: Red! Where's the cookbook!
Red XIII: Well, I have my own recipe for a good, low-fat cake.
Yuffie: No one cares if it's healthy! It's gotta be tooth-rotting, and tasty as heck!
Red: But a healthy cake still tastes good.
Yuffie: Fine, we'll go your way, but if no one likes it, it's your head.
Red: Fine. First we need a cake pan, 3 tablespoons of…
Yuffie: Oh my GAWD! This will take forever! Gimme that! *snatches book* Red, go get me everything I call for!
Red: Uh, okay…
Elsewhere…
Tifa: Aeris! What color do you think represents Cloud?
Aeris: Oh! I'd have to go with mauve!
Tifa: Mauve? I think he's more of a blue.
Aeris: You asked my opinion.
Tifa: Yeah, well I didn't think you'd say "mauve."
Aeris: Nothing is wrong with mauve! My dress is mauve!
Tifa: Point taken, I see.
Aeris: Are you calling me ugly??
Tifa: No, well, yes.
Aeris and Tifa break out in a catfight. Tifa pulls Aeris' hair, Aeris kicks Tifa's hip, you know the drill. Eventually, they are both worn out, and they call a truce, but the decorations end up looking like crap. Meanwhile…
Cait Sith: Lalala. Streamers, balloons, party hats, noisemakers, piñata, boy this is fun!
Aeris waltzes by and notices balloons. She snatches two of them, and walks away, snickering.
Cait Sith: Hey, I need some candy to fill this piñata, um… *spots Yuffie's Halloween candy from last year that was somewhat rotting* Oh boy!
In the kitchen…
Yuffie: All done, now it just has to bake. See, I'm a genius.
The oven starts to leak dough and it also starts to rumble
Red: Uh, Yuffie, look out behind you…
Yuffie: *sees overflowing oven* AAAHHH! *opens oven and dough goes flooding everywhere*
Red: *leaps onto a frying pan* Yuffie, grab on!
Yuffie grabs Red's paw and climbs onto the pan with him. In the main room, Tifa is floating around the room with balloons tied to her butt.
Tifa: AAHHH! Let me down! Aeris, you &!?@#, let me down!
Aeris: Haha! Revenge is sweet.
Suddenly, Barret and Vincent come dashing out of the bathroom.
Barret: Run for your lives! The toilet is flooding!
The kitchen door busts open as Yuffie and Red are skiing on the frying pan. Aeris, Cait, Barret, and Vincent all are washed away in a nasty mixture of dough and toilet water.
Cloud and Cid open the door to find the giant mess. Yuffie and Red still sitting on the pan, Aeris' legs are sticking out of the dough, Barret and Cait Sith are toppled over on each other, Vincent is stealthily perched on the back of a chair, and Tifa is floating around with helium balloons tied to her waist. Cloud suddenly bursts into laughter, and Cid simply shakes his head in disgrace. The pinata falls off the ceiling and skates down the massive hill of glop. Cloud grabs it, and busts it open with his sword. He starts to eat some of the candy, and when he's finished, he breaks into laughter again.
Cloud: This is the greatest birthday party ever!
Or at least that's what he thought. The dentist's bill was 1,500 gil.