One Particular Train of Thought
Whilst walking home one day, I happened to hop aboard one train of thought having to do with Harry Potter. I figured others might find the ride interesting so I wrote it down. Enjoy your trip!
Oh, and just a little note: Mo and Sam are two people from my school. Mo (short for Morganna) is rather capricious (does things without any logic or reason), and Sam (short for Samantha) Is a stupid bitch. I hate Sam so very much!!!
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Ah, what a lovely day to be walking home!
What am I talking about? It's wet, rainy, and cold! I'd much rather be in bed!
The sooner I get home, the sooner I relax!
Yes, and without the stupid people!
You would think that some of these people would have at least read what was required?
That would be too much effort on their part though.
I'm starting to sound like Hermione!
Well, rather her that someone like Draco, or that bitch Sam!
Dear god, how I hate Sam!
I'd like to use a Silencing Spell on her!
I wish I had a wand, then I'd hex her ass off!
Maybe I could create a spell or make something cool shoot out of my wand!
I wonder what house I'd be in?
Let's see: Smart, evil, and lazy.
Hufflepuff's out then.
I'm the good kind of evil though.
Bye bye Slytherin.
I'm kinda brave, but my smarts outweigh my courage
Probably Ravenclaw then!
Oooh, bronze and blue!
Blue's my favorite colour!
Like in English. Capricious. I think I'll wear only blue today!
I think I'll wear bells today!
I think I'll wear blue and bells today!
Mo is very capricious.
I wonder if she's going to wear bells again in December.
This is Mo we're talking about here; of course she's going to wear bells!
Stupid Sam. I wish I could make some blue fire to throw at her!
Hmm, Hermione's specialty is blue fire.
Her robes to the Yule Ball were blue too.
And she's smart.
Tom Riddle was sly and crafty, and he is only seen shooting out green stuff.
Tom Riddle is the Heir of Slytherin.
Harry is speculated to be the Heir of Gryffindor.
A rumor said that Lily might be some sort of relative to Tom.
That would make her an Heir to Slytherin too!
That would make Harry an heir to both Slytherin and Gryffindor
Tom's crafty and is associated with the colour green
Harry is brave and associated with the colour red
Hermione is smart and associated with the colour blue
Could Hermione be the Heir of Ravenclaw?
She has all the qualities that Ravenclaw looked for in a student
I have always wondered why she got in Gryffindor when she's a brain
In a weird sort of way, it kinda would make sense for her to be the Heir of Ravenclaw
If in fact Harry is the Heir of Gryffindor, that would make both the known heirs male
And those whom they would be heirs to were also male
Then it would make sense for the Heirs of Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff to be female
Last time I checked, Hermione was a chick
Poor Ron; took him four years to realize that!
Oh my god, could I have stumbled onto something big?
Has a simple word from English uncovered the truth?
Could I go down in history as the one who figured it out before anyone else!?!
Will those demon children stop banging so I can get to sleep before four in the morning!?!
Probably no on all accounts…
But we shall see!