Edward Bella Emmett Alice

Edward I wanna have a contest.

What kind of contest?

Uhmm, a gangster constest.

Count me in

Bella, I'm not sure this is a good idea..

WHYYY NOTTT???!!!??? Pleaseeeeeee.

Fine...I'm gonna regret this...

Kay i'll start.

What's up my brutha from a nutha mutha.

Nothing home dawgggggggg. Hey sista form anotha mista.

Hey E-dog-ee-dog. Your sizzilin Your a spicy bo-ri-too.

Chyeahhh homieeeee, dis is bombizzle

Whoaaa did you jusss say that?

Dudeeee, you totally recked this contest. I'm gonna get you now.

(Emmett goes and get the weedeater.)

Get away from meeeeeee!! Bella tie him to a tree or something.

Yeah right, how do I catch him?

I dont know FIND A WAY HE HAS A WEEDEATER!!!!!!

EMMMMMMEEEEEETTTT! PUT THE WEEDEATER DOWN!

Ughhh fine, but the next time he ruins something he's going bald.