Aziraphale is not a hugging person

I've never had a hug from him before

I've heard that angels try to keep a distance

And anyway, I'm demon to the core

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It's really not a difficult equation

The differences on either side are vast

I'm not at all offended he avoids them

I don't care much about the chances passed

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And I try not to hug him when he's near me

Despite the fact I'm cold and he is warm

Or when I'm slightly drunk and he is tipsy

Or by the fire, with soup, when there's a storm

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Or when he's looking sad and rather lonely

Because that's called 'projection' so I'm told

So I leave him to his two-seater sofa

And trudge back home to my apartment cold