Disclamer: I do not Own 'The Legend Of Zelda'
The Legend of Zelda:The Wind Waker: My Way
Chapter I: Nightmares
Link: AAAAAAAAAAAA!... Pant...Pant...Pant, (Why is this happening to me?)
Link woke up in a cold sweat atop the look out to find out it was just another nightmare. The recurring nightmares would often deprive him of sleep. He stood up and wiped the sweat from his forehead. He put his hands on the guards on the look out to see he sun was just peering up over the horizon, he saw the seagulls flying over the ocean and he heard the waves crash.
Link:(YAWWWWN) The same way to begin every boring day, I can't wait until at least something interesting happens around this dull place.
Link went into the woods to pick a couple of his favorite fruits when he heard a voice coming from a hole
?:Listen to the sound of my voice boy, your destiny awaits.
Link:What the? Who's there! Link yelled
?: Listen to the sound of my voice boy
Link shrugged his shoulders and decided to go over to the talking hole, when he got to the hole, he looked down into it, before Link could say anything and large hand appeared and grabbed him
Link: WHAT THE HELL! AAAAAAAAAAAA! CRASH!
Link:Owwwww, Who is the wise guy!
?: I am the Great Fairy of this island, welcome child of legend
Link: Child of legend? I'm no legend,I'm just an average 14 year old boy who lives on a lone island with raging hormones and no hot chicks
Great Fairy: Hear me out Child of Legend, You are about to embark on a great adventure, that will lead you through a great enlightenment. Let me aid you on your quest
Link: Look I don't know what your talking about, now if you don't mind please get me out of this hole I have business to attend to, and by business I mean see the sweet stuff I got for my birthday today.
Great Fairy: Just wait O impatient one, let me help you.
The Fairy put her hands together and a green light began to shine in her hands and she extended her hands and put them on Links head. Link felt a surge of energy rush through his body.
Link: Whoa, I feel so...plain, What'd you do to me?
Great Fairy: I have given you a gift, you will see it soon enough
Link: HEY! You talk about all of this BS about some type of fairy tale quest and you don't give me anything to help? No Sword, Shield, not even a prep talk on how you'll be with me always in spirit
Before Link could complain he pushed up back through the hole and back into the forest.
Link: Was it a dream? Or a vision? Oh well guess its time to see what I got for my birthday
Link walked out of the forest and ran into his little sister Aryll
Aryll: Oi big brother, their you are, I've been looking all over for you
Link:Did you think to look in the forest?
Aryll: I did, but I figured out, if you went in their you'd probably be dead, so I was thinking of a lie to tell Grandma
Link: Screw you, you demonic child you
Aryll: Oh thank you big brother for the compliment, now hurry and get to Grandma, she has something for you
Link: (It must be my birthday present!) K, see you later bastard child
Link hurried home to see what his surprise was, he climbed up the ladder and saw is Grandma smiling
Grandma: Hello and Happy Birthday Link, you are here for your birthday present aren't you?
Link: YES! GIVE IT, GIVE IT, GIVE IT!
Grandma: Hold your horses child, Now hold out your hands and close your eyes
Link's Grandmother always got him cool things for his birthday, he couldn't wait to see what she got he for his 14th birthday. When you turn 14 on his island thats when your considered a man
Grandma: TaDa!
Link looked down at his present and said
Link: I'm not wearing this
Grandma: Oh you have to Link, You know the ritual of the island. Also 14 is the age when the Hero of Time began his quest to save Hyrule
Link: He the Hero of Time wanted to look like a fairy on his birthday thats his business, not mine, I'm not him.
Grandma: Ok., you you don't want to put it on I'll make you put it on
Link: Make me? Yea whatever
Grandma: HIYAH!
Link:What the! HEY GET OFF OF ME!
Before Link knew it he was flipped on his back struggling not to put on the fairy suit, but he was overpowered by his Grandmother and he had on the suit
Link: Their is no way I'm going outside like this
Grandma: HIYAH!
Link was kicked of the second floor and onto the ground, His Grandmother sweeped him out of the house and locked the door behind him. Before he knew it was getting mocked as he ran back to the look out
Aryll: Wow, Big brother, I didn't know your were gay?
Link: Say Aryll can you swim?
Aryll: No why?
Link: I'll keep that in mind anyway what are you doing up here anyway?
Aryll: Ah nothing just spying on the people on the island with my telescope, Is that the pot girl? Is she undressing?
Link heard Pot girl and undressing, he quickly snatched the telescope out her hand and looked. To his dismay he say the Pig guy and his wife doing the horizontal happy dance
Link: OH DIN,MY EYES!
Aryll: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH thats what you get you pervert! AHAHAHAHHA
Link took a minute to rub his eyes and resumed looking through the telescope, he saw a strange bird like post man. As he zoomed in on the strange man, he heard Aryll say
Aryll: HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THAT THING?
Link looked up and saw a giant bird, and in its talons a small girl, as he watched the bird fly around a bit he saw rocks flying through the air, he looked down and saw a ship
?: Adjust 90 degrees to the right, and FIRE!
SLAM!
?: excellent a direct hit!
The bird fell out of the sky, as he fell he dropped the girl into the forest
Link: HOLY CRAP, You see that? I hope that girl is ok
Aryll: Big Brother, you have to do something!
Link: What are you stupid? I'm not going in their, What if that bird reappears?
Aryll: HELP THOSE PEOPLE YOU CHICKENSHIT!
Link: WITH WHAT DUMBASS? Maybe i'll go up there if there are any monsters up their, they'll laugh to death when they see this gay outfit I have on!
Aryll: Go get a weapon from Orca, I'm sure the smelly old guy has a weapon or two
Link: (She did prove an excellent point, Orca was my teacher after all. Maybe he does have a weapon)
Link: I suppose, I'll be back
Aryll: Hey Link if you die, can I have your stuff?
Link ignored her as he climbed down the ladder. He rushed to Orca's house to see if he could help Link
Link: Orca, No time to explain, Give me the weapon I used to use when we sparred
Orca: What? What for?
Link: Orca please listen to me, their is no time for discussion, I'll explain later.
Orca looked into Link's eyes and knew something was troubling him, he reluctantly gave him the sword and blessed him
Link: Thank you Orca, I'll be back
Link rushed up to the forest to look for the girl.
Link: Ok, Where are you?
Before Link could answer that question he was ambushed by two bokoblins. The two creatures shrieked as they did so, they opened their mouths and Link saw their fangs and pig like tongues
Link: Oh Ok, wanna play rough do way, Come on then!
One of the bokoblins rushed Link, the bokoblins swung his sword and Link swiftly dodged him, Link was then behind the creature. Link took his sword and decapitated the monster, as blood gushed from his neck he got into the eyes of the other bokoblin.
Link: Too easy! GWAAAA!
Link stuck the sword inside of the bokoblin's chest and rose the sword out of it's head. He fell to the ground as Link wiped his blade of the blood and put it back into the case.
Link: Where is she?
He looked around and saw her dangling over a pit of sharpened rocks
Link: Damn it
The young girl opened her eyes as she saw her impending demise, She began to struggle when the branch snapped
?: OH NOOOOOOOOOO!
Link lunged in the nick of time and grabbed her as he cradled her landing on some grass, he looked down and saw the girl clinching her eyes waiting on her demise.
Link: (Oh my Din, She is beautiful! And she looks about my age)
When the girl opened her eyes she stared into Links Sky blue eyes and saw his golden yellow hair.
?: Um, What are you looking at?
Link: The most beautiful person I've ever seen
The girl blushed and tried to hide her smile
?: You can put me down now
Link: Oh yeah sorry. So whats your name?
Tetra: My name is Tetra, and where am I?
Link: Your on a summit, that bird dropped you after your crew knocked him out.
Tetra: That bastard dropped me on the top of a mountain? That wasn't very nice.
?: ! !
Tetra: At ease Gonzo, I'm alright, This boy here saved my life, I'll have to repay you.
Tetra winked at Link, and he tried to his his blush and smile
Gonzo: Ms. Tetra I recommend we get off of this island before that bird reappears
Tetra: Right, Lets get out of her
Gonzo: But what about the kid?
Tetra: His fine
Gonzo looked at Link and shrugged his shoulders and walked behind Tetra, Link followed.
When they exited the summit, Link saw Aryll waving her hand, and she yelled
Aryll: BIG BROTHER, I KNEW YOU WOULD BE ALRIGHT!
Link: I told you i'd be back
As they began to cross the bridge, A large shadow appeared as if out of the water, it was the bird. The bird Swooped in and snatched Aryll!
Aryll: BIG BROTHER! HELP ME!
Link: BABY SISTER! GET BACK HERE YOU VILE CREATURE!
Link blindly rushed the after the bird, and almost fell of the cliff were it not for Tetra
Tetra: What are you doing Stupid? She is gone!
Link: NO! IT WAS MY DUTY TO PROTECT HER!
Tetra pulled Link up and smacked him
Tetra: You can't get her back now she is gone!
Link balled up his fist and fell to the ground crying
Link: ! I'LL GET YOU BACK ARYLL,NO MATTER THE COST!
Link: Wait your Pirates right?
Tetra: Uh Yea
Link: So take me with you to get my sister back, Please I beg of you!
Tetra: Uh We are Pirates kid, ya know terror of the Seas? You know what we would get for bringing a kid like you along with us, A Damn Headache thats what!
?: Stop it!
Tetra: Who dares tries to stop me?
Quill: Me, apparently the only logical around here
Gonzo: Who do you think you are, butting in on other people's conversations huh? He should roast you for dinner!
Quill: Touch Me and you'll end up with more that the scar on your head, Now listen, If I'm right that particular bird has been kidnapping girls all over The Great Sea with pointy ears am I right?
Tetra: Thats right
Quill: And also I believe that that bird had you first, Correct? Meaning that that bird had to mistake you for Link's sister. So in other words its your fault that the Link's sister is gone
Tetra: (Damn, He has a point) So even if you were to travel with us, You have to have some other protection other than that piece of rubbish sword don't you?
Link: As a matter of fact I do, I'll be back
Tetra: If your not back in fifth-teen minutes, we are going with or without you
Link: More than enough time!
Link rushed back to his grandmother's house to get the family shield. He climbed up got it of the shelf and tried to ran out before his Grandma saw him
Grandma: Going somewhere Link?
Link: Sigh, Grandma, I really don't have any time to argue with you, You know what happen to Aryll, and by my fathers orders I must protect her, So i'm going to get her back whether you like it or not!
Grandma: I know, I'm trying to tell you, be careful, and please Link come back in one peace, bring Aryll back. You and her is all I have now
Link: Grandma you don't have to worry about me, I'll be back without a scratch! As he said trying to hold back the tears
Link: I just want you to remain strong, and when I come back I want some of that delicious soup you always make.
His Grandmother laughed as he rushed out the door
Grandma: Oh Link, Please come back alive
Link: I'm here,we can go now
Tetra: HAHAHAHAHAH that decrepit old shield what do expect to do with that?
Link: Laugh all you want, swirl head. You just wait and see
Actually Link didn't have much faith in the shield either, but he took what ever he could and get prepared.
As The ship left the docks he saw all of the people on the island waving and wishing him good luck, but something was wrong he didn't see his Grandmother, he looked around and saw her on their porch. He did his best to wave to her.
Tetra: Boohoo, I miss my family already
Link: FUCK YOU!
She laughed and said
Tetra: Oooo, Sensitive are we? Hehehehehehehe
Link: Whatever
Tetra: Hey By the way, it'll take us about two weeks to get to the destination so get acquainted with your sea mates. Oh and for that little outburst your on laundry duty
Link: WHAT FAIL!
Tetra: Hey My way or the salty sea baby, But since your cute I'll let you do just my laundry
Link mumbled: Double weak
Tetra: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
And So ends Chapter one, What will happen over the course of the two weeks that Link is on the Ship With Tetra? Will their be romance, Will their be fights? Most likely yes
DeAtHhAnD: Damn, that was a lengthy chapter
Link: Tetra is coming on to me already? Sweet!
Tetra: Whatever
Hero of Time: So, I'm a fairy huh?
Link: Hey you wore the skirt I didn't
Hero of Time: Ok, you little bastard, lets see if Megaton hammer likes what your saying about me
Link: Gulp
DeAtHhAnD: Read and Review, No flames. Constructive criticism is allowed, Lemon coming soon!