New
"Sephiroth."
"Yes?" the general asked in a bored tone.
"Puppy is molesting an unsuspecting cadet in the bathrooms again."
The silver haired man seemed unperturbed, "Hmm, the victim must be new," and made no move to correct the situation.
"You aren't going to do anything?" Angeal finally asked in surprise. Although he honestly shouldn't be all that surprised, it was Sephiroth after all.
"I have important work to do."
And that was that.
Mako
Sephiroth frowned; between all this paperwork resulting from Zack's latest mishap and Kunsel's doctor bills (per Zack's mishap as well) today could not get any worse. Honestly, he wondered sometimes why he was even with the over–eager first class. Oh that's right…he was vocal.
But when the general's cell rang with that annoying familiar tune, he was forced to retract one of his previous statements. No, not the vocal one! He was even more vocal on the phone in fact. Like that one time…
Another round of skull piercing tones broke Sephiroth out of his thoughts, grimacing at the caller ID: with Zack around, today could get much worse.
He flipped the phone open and answered boredly, "This better be good."
Zack didn't even bother with pleasantries either, merely launching into his current issue, "Is there such a thing as too much mako?"
"Yes."
"…You better come home"
The 'One Winged Angel' sighed and rubbed his eyes, "What's happened this time?"
"Well….unless Cloud is supposed to glow…"
Sephiroth hung up with out another word and stood, Masamune in hand as he strode out of his office.
"Oh? Ditching so soon?" Genesis purred when he caught sight of the quieter general. "Going home to your little toys perhaps?"
Sephiroth only spared him a quirked eyebrow before continuing on his way, "Zack gave Cloud mako poisoning…again."
Three
"You're cheating on us!" Zack accused, finger pointed threateningly at the silver haired man.
"No I'm not." was the flat reply.
"Poor stupid puppy," Genesis smirked, then immediately frowned with a dramatic sweep of his arms "but alas! What the seraph says is true! I have been with out his 'company' for far too many months, and it has begun eating me away inside!"
"How am I supposed to believe you?" Zack ranted, "You didn't tell me about this until now! Who knows what other secrets you're hiding from sweet Cloud and I!" and tightly clutched the aforementioned cadet to him.
"Zack…" the blonde mumbled into the sweater "You're blowing this way out of proportion."
"Come on Cloud, we'll go have our own threesome; with out this two faced liar!" and proceeded to drag the poor cadet behind him.
"Zack…" Cloud started, trying to regain his footing as he quickly followed the fired up first class, "we can't: there's only two of us."
"You're absolutely right Spiky; let's go find Reno!"
"Why him?" Honestly, the red-headed Turk slightly frightened Cloud. Then again, any forward guy would scare you if you were mislead and unwillingly molested your first day on the job.
"Cause he's sexy." Zack stated and shoved him into an elevator in front of himself, "And won't say no."
"How do you figure that?" Cloud asked with a roll of his overly bright eyes.
"Well firstly, he's always making eyes at you, and then there was this one time where we were really drunk at Shin-Ra's Company Christmas Party and—"
Cloud blushed darkly and cut him off, "Okay, okay, I get it."