Me and Emmy were talking about band-aids in history and came up with this. Yes, we were on crack.
oh by the way I don't give a shit about the Naruto cast or their names, so don't get all pissed and be like 'omgsss you spelled it wrooonnnnggggg' its fucking annoying. just chill out.
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Standing at an intimidating 4 feet and 11 inches his face barley level with the chest of Tsunade was the Amerikage. His muscular arms were crossed and he wore the awesome threads of his county. His pants were patterned to match the American flag, his shirt had the words, "Give me liberty, or give me Chuck Norris." written across it in over sized red and blue letters, and he wore and overly blinged diamond studded American flag necklace, that of which could only belong to the Amerikage himself, but above all this the most distinguishing feature of the man was the scruffy brown beard he possessed, under it, it was rumored there was not a chin, oh no, but another fist. Yes. The man standing at the height that could not even match the neck of the large busted whore in front of him was Chuck Norris. The Amerikage.
On the Amerikage's right side was his granddaughter. The girl was only fourteen years old, but already able to use a band-aid to its full extent. This alone showed the great power of the grand Norris family, or as the Americans dubbed them Gods. Yes they were Gods. But as I was saying, the granddaughter next to Chuck Norris was around three to five inches taller than him. She wore the same clothes as him but unlike him her hair was a dark red and her eyes an enraged shade of hazel. She looked the boy in orange with his dry and overly gelled blond hair that must have spent hours to get up so it could defy gravity up and down.
The silence of the stare down between America and its allies, Mexico, Brazil, Chile, Guatemala, England, Ireland, Sweden, Canada, and Puerto Rico and Konahamaru and its middle eastern neighbors and allies the Taliban, Saddam Hussein, and the rest of Iraq, North Korea, and Iran, in the world piece summit was broken as Chuck clapped his hands causing violent tremors as his stool boy, a mouse like boy, who couldn't have been older than Chuck's granddaughter, with a large curly Jew fro, scurried across the room, leaving a stool in front of his master. He then bent down on all fours and allowed Chuck to use him as a step stool to get up on the stool.
Letting out a loud cough, Chuck stood up upon his stool which gave him a height advantage over Tsunade. "Now then… America and its allies have come to the agreement, that with out superior technology of band-aids and guns we could easily kill your dumb shit orange wearing ninja fools, so we declare war upon Konoha and its allies, until there is nothing left but a smoldering pile of nuclear waste… just because there's nothing else to do." Chuck Norris announced before stepping down from his platinum gold emerald encrusted stool, on to the squirlly boy under him.
"And that was how things went on at the World Peace Summit." Declared a nasally voice on the television. The channel was CNN, or The Chuck Norris Network, the only media source in all of America. "And back to you Katie."
I blinked my eyes for a couple of times as I stared at the screen of the television in the window of the store. The three laws were posted on the screen as the channel flickered back to the main host on the network.
CHUCK NORRIS IS LOVE.
CHUCK NORRIS IS FREEDOM.
CHUCK NORRIS IS THE SUPREME SEXY BEAST.