Haii...so like... This is going to be random and... Yeah... Y'all Be gentle wiff me

I DISCLAIM ALL I DON'T OWN THANKS TO MY NOT SO CREATIVE MIND

Okay?

Okay. Let's begin.

(P.S i love those break thingies^^^ so be cautious of me adding multiple...uh lines i guess...for no reason)

The most randomest shiz you'll ever read...

By: ThatBadAuthor

"So if Marshalls an eggplant, how come I'm not his side avocado?"

"Because eggplants don't pimp avocados Fionna."

"I thought we already went over that earlier."

Fionna pressed her lips into a thin line as she read over her script. Why had Gumball become so found of writing plays about vegetables now a days?

"Can I still be an avocado though?" She asked .

Gumball blew heavily, "No, I'm the avocado." He pointed at a door, "Only one person can fit through the secret door, and the door was made specially for me."

Marshall rolled on his side on the ground "You just wanna be the avocado so you can suck my eggplant..."

"...ಠ_ಠ"

"Can't you be like the avocado fill in or something?" Fionna asked .

"No, I already have a specific role for everyone and-"

"Because this avocado chick seems really feminine if you ask me." She flipped through the script as Marshall glided in behind her peeking over her shoulder. "The avocado wears make up, goes shopping, eats parfait-"

"Whats wrong with parfait?" Gumball asks offended.

"Real men eat yogurt!" Marshall shouted pounding his chest for emphasis.

Gumball frowned, "You're not even a man..."

"She has a whole collection of designer dresses in her closet..." Fionna squinted her eyes as she caught sight of a small part, "she evens-"

"KISSES EGGPLANT BEFORE RUNNING AWAY WITH HIM TO BE HAPPILY MARRIED FOREVER?" Marshall finishes for her. "Dude!"

Gumball crossed his arms and shrug, "Vegetables don't have a gender."

Suddenly Cake ran in holding a pink ribbon that was more or less tied around her ears, "WHY AM I THE STRAWBERRY?"

"Uh... Because you're adorable, duh." Prince Gumball pointed out. He patted her head, "Plus, you're like... The equivalent of pets in my veggi universe."

"Nice." She grumbled.

"Hol' up, hol' up, hol' up!" Marshall picked up Cake and sat her on his shoulders. He smiled, "Doesn't that mean Cake is my strawberry since im like an egg plant and the rest of you are fruit." His eys widened in realization, "Doesn't that mean you're all my pets. Because you're an avocado, Fiona's a tomatoe and Cakes a strawberry."

Prince Gumball stroked his chin in thought. "Well...Actually-"

"No way asshole! Cake is mine, Gumball already confirmed it." Fionna groused. She turned to Gumball as she reached for Cake, "Right dude?"

"Well... Actually-"

"Nah, You're mine too. Because you're like a tomato and all,"Marshall said holding Cake away from Fionna. "Right Gumwad?"

"Well... Actually-"

"The hell-! I am not yours! And so isn't Cake!" Fionna grabbed Cakes arms just as Marshall grabbed Cake's legs. "Right Gumball!"

"Well...Actually-"

"Down girl! Down!" Marshall Demanded holding Cake over his head now. Fionna gasped. "Right Gumball?"

"Well... Er..."

"I am not a dog!"

"Of course you aren't (and here Marshall patted Fionnas head) You're my pet tomato."

Im working on this part it should be added in like the next 30 minutes... Or hour... It depends