To Each Her Own
A silly little one-shot
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh in any way, shape, or form. This story was written purely for my own amusement (and for the amusement of the readers, of course).
SUMMARY:Seto was doing it again. Oh, it. Serenity knew that if anybody ever found out, she'd never hear the end of it. But in all honesty, she didn't give a hoot. She was just about ready to jump him, anyways.
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He could feel her jade-green eyes boring into him, mirroring the smoldering flame of her hair. Seto didn't really understand why his girlfriend got so…ruffled…at times. After all, he had on his glasses to hide his tired eyes (Mokuba had called him on it--"Seto, it's 4:00A.M. Go to sleep, you psycho!") and his hair was tousled, and his collared navy shirt was wrinkled, and his black pants were baggy, and…uh, not that he was vain, or anything. He just couldn't understand what she found so appealing at the moment.
Serenity, on the other hand, was desperately trying to restrain her more primal urges concerning her oh-so-delectably mussed boyfriend. They were in a public library, for crying out loud! Of all the things that turned her on…this had to be the most ridiculous…
Geez, I bet he has no idea what he's doing to me… or maybe he does and does it on purpose just to get under my skin…rawr.
Licking her lips, Serenity strolled over to her unsuspecting victim, taking a seat on his lap. Seto eyed her curiously, raising a brow at her uncharacteristically seductive demeanor.
"Listen Seto, I was thinking…maybe we could…make a little visit to the metaphysical theories section…in the back of the library."
"…Why are you talking with so many pauses?"
Sweat dropping, Serenity faltered in her battle plan.
"Uh…I…um…that is…"
"Point in case."
"Shut up! I was trying to seduce you, you idiot!" Serenity blushed furiously.
Did I say that out loud?
Seto only smirked.
Oh yeah. She wants me. She wants me bad. I don't know why, but she does.
"Whatever. The metaphysical theories section is my favorite place in the library anyways. Let's go!" Shedding his sarcastic manner, Seto suddenly looked like a kid in a candy shop.
He still doesn't get it. Ah well. He'll find out soon enough…
Once in the metaphysical theories section, however, Seto never had a chance to browse his beloved titles as Serenity grabbed the lapels of his trench coat, planting a very enthusiastic kiss on his unsuspecting lips.
Several breathless minutes later…
"Say, what had you all worked up anyways?"
Serenity blushed.
"I'm not telling you."
No one says no to Seto Kaiba and lives to tell the tale. Sighing, he resigned himself to her gruesome fate. Conjuring up a mental collage of Mokuba, Seto suddenly pulled the most pleading pair of puppy dog eyes known to man. Serenity never stood a chance.
"Oh darrrrrnn…"
"Yes?"
"I think it's dead sexy when you do your calculus homework."
"Pardon?"
"I think it's dead sexy when you do your calculus homework."
"Ren, you know I hate mumbling…"
"I THINK IT'S DEAD SEXY WHEN YOU DO YOUR CALCULUS HOMEWORK!!!" Serenity screeched, only to be shushed by the librarian.
Positively glowing red, Serenity hid her face in embarrassment, moaning "Why me?" under her breath.
Seto regarded her with faint surprise.
Well that was unexpected.
Cracking open a wary eye, Serenity asked, "So do you think I'm some kind of freak now?"
Smiling ever so slightly, he drew her into a gentle embrace.
"I already knew you were a freak. That's why I love you."
Sighing contentedly, Serenity relaxed into his arms.
He's such a jerk. But he's my jerk all the same.
"Besides, I think it's pretty hot when you do your chemistry homework."
fin