Operation: Anna
A
New
Naughty
Adolescent

I do not own Codename: Kids Next Door and all that stuff so I don't get sued.

Chapter 1:
"Anna's coming! Anna's coming! Anna's coming!" Numbuh 3 shouted while running around the Kids Next Door headquarters. "Who the heck is Anna?" Numbuh 1 asked, hoping that she wasn't another baby skunk like Bradley. "Anna is my cousin. She's coming to our headquarters all the way from California. (A/N: Yes she is based on Anna Nicole) She's only going to stay for a few weeks. She's really cool and everyone will love her," Numbuh 3 said. "That's great, but she better not mess up any of our missions. The delightful children from down the lane are bound to attack us soon," Numbuh 1 said," You can mention her at the meeting in five minutes." "Meeting! Meeting! Meeting!"Numbuh 3 yelled around the whole treehouse. Numbuhs 2, 4, and 5 soon came out of their rooms for the meeting.
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A few minutes after the meeting, Anna came. She was a tall, Japanese girl, about 14 years old. She had two pink hilights (one on each side) with straight black hair. She was wearing a glittery pink T-shirt with a black mini-skirt. As she came into the treehouse, a red carpet was rolled out and her butlers threw confetti and glitter around her.
"Little Kuki! How are you? You've grown so much since the last time I've seen you!"Anna said. "Anna, you have to call me Numbuh 3 here," said Numbuh 3. Anna totally ignored her. "Oh and look! It's all your little friends," said Anna, "there's Nigel, Hoagie, Wallabee and Abby!" "Anna!"said Numbuh 3. "Oh, look it's your widdle teddy bear shooter thingy!"Anna continued. "Anna!" Numbuh 3 said. Anna continued to ignore her. "Isn't Wallabee the boy that you said that you had a crush..." "ANNA! WE NEED TO TALK NOW!"Numbuh 3 interrupted. "Okay, Kuki," Anna said. "IT'S NUMBUH 3!"Numbuh 3 said.
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Once Anna and Numbuh 3 left the other Kids Next Door began to talk "Numbuh 5 thinks Anna is up to something," Numbuh 5 said. "Numbuh 4 thinks Anna is hot!"Numbuh 4 said. "Hey! Only Numbuh 5 can speak in the 3rd person!" said Numbuh 5. "Oh, yeah," said Numbuh 4, "Come get a lickin'!" Numbuh 4 and 5 started fighting like my two cats (Sassy and Pissy). "Numbuh 5 might be right on this one, Anna does look like she's up to something," said Numbuh 1, " but Numbuh 4 has a point, too. Anna is hot!" " Hey! I didn't say anything in the whole fanfic!" Numbuh 2 complained, "wanna hear a blond joke?" "Sure!" said Numbuh 5. "Hey! I'm blond!" said Numbuh 4. "Oh sorry! I forgot," said Numbuh 2, " wanna hear an alligator joke?" "Ok," said Numbuh 1. "Ok, there was this blond..."Numbuh 2 started. "Hey! You said it was an alligator joke, not a blond joke!" said Numbuh 4. "Sorry! It was so good that I had to tell it," said Numbuh 2. "Well don't offend my hair color and label me as a dumb valley boy because of it!" said Numbuh 4. "Ok, fine, I won't tell the joke!" said Numbuh 2. "Good!" said Numbuh 4.
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"Kuki, you really should find a place to store all your stuffed animals," said Anna. "Please call me Numbuh 3," said Numbuh 3, " I wish you would stop embarrassing me in front of my friends." "Well I'm sorry but at least I didn't tell them about the time at "Hap-Hap-Happy World" when you threw up on the Rainbow Monkeys roller coaster that went 0.01 miles-per-hour," Anna said. "Well if you do, Ill tell all your friends about the time at your dads company picnic 3 years ago when you were making out with Numbuh 2s' older brother, Grinders (A/N: I made him up. Get it? "Hoagie and Grinders, Hoagie and Grinders, navy beans" Like in the lunch lady land song! lol) and I saw it and told your parents all about it," said Numbuh 3. " Let's stop this now before the author of this fanfic has to make up any more embarrassing moments," said Anna, " were should I put my fold-out bed?" " Anywhere. As long as you don't mind stuffed animals under your bed," said Numbuh 3. All of a sudden, Numbuh 4 ran into the room. " Numbuh 3, the delightful children from down the lane just attacked us! We need you to help and bring t.h.u.m.p.e.r!" Numbuh 4 said. "Ok," said Numbuh 3.
I'm gonna cut this fanfic short for now because there is still even more to chapter 1 and my brother is gonna take over the computer momentarily! I hope you all enjoyed it so far! Please write reviews! ~*numbuh4lpluva*~