A/N: Hi, my people. Sorry about not writing in forever. but i figured it's time to continue, so to force myself, I decided to write a one shot.
Merlin held the sword tight in his hands while Arthur barricaded the doors. The blond king walked over to thew windows and looked outside at the many people walking very slowly as if in a trance, towards the castle.
Merlin walked over to his king (and lover) and breathed out deeply. "How long do you think it'll hold?" He said low and worried.
Arthur shook his head. "I'm not sure." He reached out and grabbed Merlin's fingers in his own. Arthur opened his mouth to whisper sweet somethings into Merlin's ear, but he was rudely interrupted when they were pushed apart.
"Why do you think the aliens are here?"
Merlin rolled his eyes annoyed and watched annoyingly when the brown-haired woman got in the way and leaned over the castle window.
Arthur brought his fingers to the bridge of his nose and exhaled. "How many times do I have to say, Gwen? They are zombies, NOT ALIENS!"
Merlin brought his hand to Arthur's arm and rubbed in a comforting way. His brows narrowed and he looked towards the moron of a woman.
"Gwen, why don't you make yourself useful and make Arthur a sandwich."
The woman did not hear, though. She was too busy waving at the ALIENS, yelling greetings at the top of her lungs.
"Hi! Hello! Why don't you come in and have some tea!"
Arthur exhaled even deeper and threw his hands in the air then walked towards his throan to sit. "I give up!"
Merlin's brows narrowed again as he watched his king getting very irritated. He looked back at Gwen who was still speaking to the zombies.
Arthur heard a screech and pulled out his sword, spinning around quickly with wide eyes. He stared confused at Merlin.
"Where's Gwen?"
Merlin frowned and shrugged. He looked around the room suspiciously then looked towards the window. " . . . . I think she fell."
Arthur walked over to the window and leaned out looking at the zombies growling and clawing at a yelling Gwen.
"Wait! I come in peace!" He pushed at the zombies, who, of course didn't understand words, only hunger for human flesh.
Arthur exhaled and put his sword away then turned to Merlin. "How many times are you going to do this?"
Merlin smiled and shrugged. "I know altering time has its consequences. But isn't this fun?" He leaned over the window and looked at the screaming Gwen.
Arthur leaned over and groaned. "Which one is it that eats her face again?"
Merlin looked around for a second then pointed. "That one."
Arthur groaned again. "I feel sorry for her."
Merlin's brows narrowed in confusion and he looked towards Arthur who chuckled. "She'll get a stomach-ace after eating that face."
Merlin's frown turned to a smile and he giggled as he thought about how fun it was going to be to see Gwen eaten again tomorrow.
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