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Strange Karaoke Time At Hogwarts
Dumbledore forced everybody to go to a karaoke night, he prepared, blah, blah, blah, the same old story. Severus Snape, Lucius Malfoy, and Alan McNair walk onto the stage that Albus Dumbledore had so kindly made them get onto and started to sing.
Snape: Every body, yeah Rock you body yeah, Every body yeah, Rock your body right!
Hermione *whispering: Snape can sing?
All: Serpents back, all right!
Malfoy: Oh my god, we're back again! Slytherins, Ravenclaws, every body sing, Going to bring the flavour, show you how, Got a question for you, Better answer now.
Snape: Am I original?
All: Yeah!
McNair: Am I the only one? *Susan Bones chokes on butterbeer
All: Maybe!
Malfoy: Am I sexual? *Draco's face pales
All: Hell no!
Snape: Am I everything you need, Better rock your body now!
All: Everybody, yeah! Yeah! Rock your body, yeah! Yeah! Everybody, yeah! Rock your body right! Serpents back, all right! All right!
Snape: Now throw your hands up in the air! Wave 'em around like you just don't care! If you wanna party let me hear you, yeah!
All: Yeah!
Snape: 'Cuz we got to go on again! Am I original?
All: Yeah!
McNair: Am I the only one?
All: Maybe!
Malfoy: Am I sexual?
All: Hell no!
Snape: Am I everything you need, Better rock your body now!
All: Everybody, yeah! Yeah! Rock your body, yeah! Yeah! Everybody, yeah! Rock your body right! Serpents back, all right! All right!
McNair: So purebloods, everywhere, Don't be afraid, don't have any fear.
Malfoy: Gonna tell the Wizarding world, Make them understand.
Snape: As long as they're as there'll be music, We'll be coming back again!
All: Everybody, yeah! Yeah! Rock your body, yeah! Yeah! Everybody, yeah! Rock your body right! Serpents back, everybody, yeah! Yeah! Rock your body, yeah! Yeah! Everybody, yeah! Rock your body right! Serpent's back, all right!
Everybody cheers, because it's over
Ron Weasly and .oh, damn can't think of any one else who would like.NEVERMIND! K, so Albus Dumbledore worshippers drag up Ron Weasly, because they're the only people insane enough to help brother of the pervert Aberforth (sp?). Snape and the "Serpents" look upon him and actually pity the Griffindor. And he starts to sing, quite horridly.
Weasly: Hey, yeah! That's the way, that is the way, that's the way, That's the way I like it!
Fred and George *huddled in corner with Weasly Wizard Wheezes, which are now illegal: So proud, we're finally wearing off on him, he's gone insane! wipe fake tears on sleeves.
*That's the way in background Somebody told me that you're not my kind, So have I lost my mind?
Snape *muttering: Obviously.
You keep on doing all the things I like, You've got me hypnotized, But, that's the way I like it! Girl, you make me want to move, It's the price I've got to pay,
Draco*raises eyebrows: It can afford to pay for a girl? Most likely a 2- cent whore.
All the things you do, I like it! Got to listen to the groove,
Lucius: Groove? Isn't that what we called it when we went to Hogwarts, Severus?
And you got to listen well, The way you do it, That's the way I like it! Everybody now, I like it, Everybody now, that's the way I like it! Everybody c'mon, I like it, Everybody c'mon, that's the way I like! Oh bookish lady, You got something I like, Tell me your hear to stay, Your brainy, oh baby, Good to do me right, Will you come out to study? 'Cuz that's the way I like it! Got to listen to the groove, And you got to listen well, The way you do it, That's the way I like it! Everybody, now, I like it, Everybody now, that's the way I like it! Everybody c'mon, I like it, Everybody c'mon, that's the way I like it! Everybody c'mon, I like it, Everybody c'mon, Now listen to the groove, And you got to listen well, The way you do it, Hey Yeah! That's the way I like it, That's the way I like it, That's the way I like it, That's the way I like it, That's the way I like it, That's the way I like it, That's the way I like it, That's the way I like it, That's the way I like it, That's the way I like it, That's the way I like it, That's the way I like it, That's the way I like it!
ME: Okay.ummm. I have run out of ideas! So intermission!
*Brings out Kelsey Raycraft her good friend who's last name reminds her of Craft dinner, and gets her to do the dance she made up for intermission in grade four.
Strange Karaoke Time At Hogwarts
Dumbledore forced everybody to go to a karaoke night, he prepared, blah, blah, blah, the same old story. Severus Snape, Lucius Malfoy, and Alan McNair walk onto the stage that Albus Dumbledore had so kindly made them get onto and started to sing.
Snape: Every body, yeah Rock you body yeah, Every body yeah, Rock your body right!
Hermione *whispering: Snape can sing?
All: Serpents back, all right!
Malfoy: Oh my god, we're back again! Slytherins, Ravenclaws, every body sing, Going to bring the flavour, show you how, Got a question for you, Better answer now.
Snape: Am I original?
All: Yeah!
McNair: Am I the only one? *Susan Bones chokes on butterbeer
All: Maybe!
Malfoy: Am I sexual? *Draco's face pales
All: Hell no!
Snape: Am I everything you need, Better rock your body now!
All: Everybody, yeah! Yeah! Rock your body, yeah! Yeah! Everybody, yeah! Rock your body right! Serpents back, all right! All right!
Snape: Now throw your hands up in the air! Wave 'em around like you just don't care! If you wanna party let me hear you, yeah!
All: Yeah!
Snape: 'Cuz we got to go on again! Am I original?
All: Yeah!
McNair: Am I the only one?
All: Maybe!
Malfoy: Am I sexual?
All: Hell no!
Snape: Am I everything you need, Better rock your body now!
All: Everybody, yeah! Yeah! Rock your body, yeah! Yeah! Everybody, yeah! Rock your body right! Serpents back, all right! All right!
McNair: So purebloods, everywhere, Don't be afraid, don't have any fear.
Malfoy: Gonna tell the Wizarding world, Make them understand.
Snape: As long as they're as there'll be music, We'll be coming back again!
All: Everybody, yeah! Yeah! Rock your body, yeah! Yeah! Everybody, yeah! Rock your body right! Serpents back, everybody, yeah! Yeah! Rock your body, yeah! Yeah! Everybody, yeah! Rock your body right! Serpent's back, all right!
Everybody cheers, because it's over
Ron Weasly and .oh, damn can't think of any one else who would like.NEVERMIND! K, so Albus Dumbledore worshippers drag up Ron Weasly, because they're the only people insane enough to help brother of the pervert Aberforth (sp?). Snape and the "Serpents" look upon him and actually pity the Griffindor. And he starts to sing, quite horridly.
Weasly: Hey, yeah! That's the way, that is the way, that's the way, That's the way I like it!
Fred and George *huddled in corner with Weasly Wizard Wheezes, which are now illegal: So proud, we're finally wearing off on him, he's gone insane! wipe fake tears on sleeves.
*That's the way in background Somebody told me that you're not my kind, So have I lost my mind?
Snape *muttering: Obviously.
You keep on doing all the things I like, You've got me hypnotized, But, that's the way I like it! Girl, you make me want to move, It's the price I've got to pay,
Draco*raises eyebrows: It can afford to pay for a girl? Most likely a 2- cent whore.
All the things you do, I like it! Got to listen to the groove,
Lucius: Groove? Isn't that what we called it when we went to Hogwarts, Severus?
And you got to listen well, The way you do it, That's the way I like it! Everybody now, I like it, Everybody now, that's the way I like it! Everybody c'mon, I like it, Everybody c'mon, that's the way I like! Oh bookish lady, You got something I like, Tell me your hear to stay, Your brainy, oh baby, Good to do me right, Will you come out to study? 'Cuz that's the way I like it! Got to listen to the groove, And you got to listen well, The way you do it, That's the way I like it! Everybody, now, I like it, Everybody now, that's the way I like it! Everybody c'mon, I like it, Everybody c'mon, that's the way I like it! Everybody c'mon, I like it, Everybody c'mon, Now listen to the groove, And you got to listen well, The way you do it, Hey Yeah! That's the way I like it, That's the way I like it, That's the way I like it, That's the way I like it, That's the way I like it, That's the way I like it, That's the way I like it, That's the way I like it, That's the way I like it, That's the way I like it, That's the way I like it, That's the way I like it, That's the way I like it!
ME: Okay.ummm. I have run out of ideas! So intermission!
*Brings out Kelsey Raycraft her good friend who's last name reminds her of Craft dinner, and gets her to do the dance she made up for intermission in grade four.