LOTR /Bye Bye Birdie Kareoke
Narrator: Ok welcome to Kareoke time.today we have LOTR characters singing Bye Bye Birdie songs. First we have Legolas singing "One Last Kiss"
*Legolas walks on stage in a gold pants suit *
Legolas: Oh, one last orc
Give me one last orc
It never felt like this
No, Never felt like this
You know I need your orc clothes
Oh! Oh! Oh!!!!!!!!
Oh, give me one last orc
Oh, One more time
Oh, Baby, One more time
Narrator: ok ok! enough
Legolas: Oh, one last arrow
Give me one last arrow
It never felt like this
No, Never felt like this
You know I need your arrows and bows
Oh! Oh! Oh!!!!!!!!
It really is sublime
Oh honey, so sublime
You know I need your love
Legolas: I love you New York!
*Frodo slaps Legolas *
Sam: YOU THIEF OF LOVE!
Narrator: nice song Legolas. Ok
Narrator: now we have Gandalf singing "Kids"
*Gandalf walks on stage *
Gandalf: Tooks!
I don't know what's wrong with these Tooks today
Tooks!
Who can understand anything they say? Tooks!
They are disobedient, disrespectful oafs!
Noisy, Crazy, Dirty, Lazy loafers
While were on the subject
Tooks!
You can talk and talk till you face is blue
Tooks!
But they still do what they want to
Why can't they be like we were?
Perfect in every way
What's the matter with Tooks today?
Tooks! Tooks!
Merry: nice song it wa.
Pippin: shut up Merry he was talking about us.
Merry: wait what?
Merry: HEY!!!!!
Narrator: ok now no more insulting people Gandalf! Next we have Frodo singing "One Boy"
*Frodo walks on stage *
Frodo: One Hobbit
One special hobbit
One hobbit to take the ring
And walk with
That's the way it should be
Yeah Yeah!
One hobbit
One day you'll find out
What life is all about
You need someone who is living just for you
One hobbit
That's the way it should be
That's the way it should be
That's the way it should be!
Frodo: Thank you ~
Sam: GO FRODO *holds up a sign *
Narrator: ok well that is all the time today!
If you review you get a glass of milk with no shipping at all, wow! What a deal
So you like this so far. If you don't then So what? I made this story because the play that I
saw was really good and I knew 2 people in it. Yay!
-Coffee
Reviewers:
Caffeine-Yay!1 last Mic, just one last Mic nice one! Maybe orange juice is like Milk hhhhhmmmm! I love you too, 2 glasses of milk for you!
Hugo- yay! You reviewed, your so cool you get a glass of milk
Lillee92- yey! glad u like my story. Ur getting my bagel soon.
Narrator: Ok welcome to Kareoke time.today we have LOTR characters singing Bye Bye Birdie songs. First we have Legolas singing "One Last Kiss"
*Legolas walks on stage in a gold pants suit *
Legolas: Oh, one last orc
Give me one last orc
It never felt like this
No, Never felt like this
You know I need your orc clothes
Oh! Oh! Oh!!!!!!!!
Oh, give me one last orc
Oh, One more time
Oh, Baby, One more time
Narrator: ok ok! enough
Legolas: Oh, one last arrow
Give me one last arrow
It never felt like this
No, Never felt like this
You know I need your arrows and bows
Oh! Oh! Oh!!!!!!!!
It really is sublime
Oh honey, so sublime
You know I need your love
Legolas: I love you New York!
*Frodo slaps Legolas *
Sam: YOU THIEF OF LOVE!
Narrator: nice song Legolas. Ok
Narrator: now we have Gandalf singing "Kids"
*Gandalf walks on stage *
Gandalf: Tooks!
I don't know what's wrong with these Tooks today
Tooks!
Who can understand anything they say? Tooks!
They are disobedient, disrespectful oafs!
Noisy, Crazy, Dirty, Lazy loafers
While were on the subject
Tooks!
You can talk and talk till you face is blue
Tooks!
But they still do what they want to
Why can't they be like we were?
Perfect in every way
What's the matter with Tooks today?
Tooks! Tooks!
Merry: nice song it wa.
Pippin: shut up Merry he was talking about us.
Merry: wait what?
Merry: HEY!!!!!
Narrator: ok now no more insulting people Gandalf! Next we have Frodo singing "One Boy"
*Frodo walks on stage *
Frodo: One Hobbit
One special hobbit
One hobbit to take the ring
And walk with
That's the way it should be
Yeah Yeah!
One hobbit
One day you'll find out
What life is all about
You need someone who is living just for you
One hobbit
That's the way it should be
That's the way it should be
That's the way it should be!
Frodo: Thank you ~
Sam: GO FRODO *holds up a sign *
Narrator: ok well that is all the time today!
If you review you get a glass of milk with no shipping at all, wow! What a deal
So you like this so far. If you don't then So what? I made this story because the play that I
saw was really good and I knew 2 people in it. Yay!
-Coffee
Reviewers:
Caffeine-Yay!1 last Mic, just one last Mic nice one! Maybe orange juice is like Milk hhhhhmmmm! I love you too, 2 glasses of milk for you!
Hugo- yay! You reviewed, your so cool you get a glass of milk
Lillee92- yey! glad u like my story. Ur getting my bagel soon.