AN: Short drabble, originally written as a prompt on tumblr.
"We can't keep it."
"Why not?"
"Juvia, someone out there is going to be realising their child is missing. I think they're gonna want him back."
Juvia pouted, holding the young child closer to her chest. The couple - who had been dating for two years by now - had found what couldn't be any older than a one year old baby left strapped into a pram in the nearby park. Currently, the argument had been ongoing for ten minutes.
"How does Gray-sama know it's a boy?"
"It's-" He stopped, dark eyes drilling into her. "That's not even the point."
Using one finger to pull at the child's pants, the water mage peeked inside. "It's a girl."
"I don't care."
"She has a cute nose.
"Juvia-"
"Oh! She just made a noise, did you hear?"
"Juvia!" Gray yelled in exasperation "We need to take this brat to the nearest Council branch."
"But Gray-sama-"
"No 'buts' Juvia, we're not keeping a baby!"
She let out a disappointed grunt. "Spoil sport Gray-sama, fine."
He sighed in relief, feeling calm for all of two seconds until:
"Then, can we make our own baby?"