7:28 PM 3/25/2003
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from Shounen Jump #3
Mirai Trunks: Yamcha was never really, umm...faithful. She got fed up and broke up with him for good.
Then she saw my father, sitting all alone and it just...happened. They never married though, you know how she is.
Special Thanks Spot: LCP, Miyanon.
Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: (sweatdrops at Quote) So that's how it happened, huh?
Goku: (blinks) Wow, I didn't know you could get lil Veggies to start smooching you just by sitting next to them.
Vegeta: (twitches) That wasn't ALL of it.
Chuquita: (sighs) It's a shame, there is still no clear-cut line telling us if Veggie & Bulma were ever "offically" married
or not. I just go with that "partial saiyajin-marriage/bond" thing in my stories though.
Goku: (happily) Me-n-Chi-chan are O-fficial!
Chuquita: (nods) That you are. Before I go on I wanna point out this fic's "Special Thanks Spot". This is something new that
I'm gonna have throughout this one fic to thank everyone who's sent stuff back to me that I've sent them or they've sent me
before. You see last fic I wrote out a lil help speech cuz when I got this computer fixed the morons fixing it wiped out
EVERYTHING on it. I lost 3gigabytes of stuff! (full episodes, movies, music, images, doodles, doujinshi, scans, etc) Needless
to say, I was very VERY depressed, and it's hard to get me depressed. Well I'm feeling better having recovered some images
from my sent-mail aol files and as of today two of my friends have sent back some copies of stuff I sent them & they have
sent me. When someone sends something I'm going to add their name to the list. I'll have a copy of it in each chapter of this
story w/an updated version of the list!
Goku: (smiles) Aww, that is nice Chu-sama!
Chuquita: Yeah, I thought so! :)
Goku: Even before this happened mediaminer was being mean and got rid of all our moving-gif images. Like the one of Veggie
singing--
Chuquita: --which I got a copy back of cuz LCP sent me one.
Goku: --the one of me winking--
Chuquita: On the old computer--
Goku: And the Veggie-plushie, flying me, falling Veggie, and everything else--
Chuquita: --which is lost to the wind. (sad sigh) (perks up) Well, on the bright side I DID get my 5th Shounen Jump in the
mail today! It's the one where Veggie finally goes ssj!
Goku: (hugs Veggie) I am so proud of my lil Vedge'ums!
Vegeta: (glowing bright red) (squeaks out) Thank you.
Chuquita: I'm going to use one of his lines in this for the next chapter's Quote of the week. One that I've heard previously
yet still burst into unintentional laughter whenever I read it.
Goku: Heeheehee. [Kuririn: N-no way..!! Why is HE a s-super saiyajin...?! I thought you had to have a "pure heart"! Veggie:
My heart IS pure...pure EVIL!] (giggles some more) Veggie--*heeheehee*--pure EVIL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Vegeta: (groans) I am TOO "evil"!
Goku: (looks down at Veggie) Heehee....heeheehee...aww ~*VEGGIE*~!!! [hugs softer] I ~*luv*~ my ~*Veh-gee*~!!!
[cuddles Veggie]
Vegeta: (whole body now glowing bright red) (gulps) Oh God....
Chuquita: Speaking of "luv", today's fic is a Valentine's Day Special!
Goku: (cheery) Nearly 2 months late!
Chuquita: (nervous laugh) Heh-heh, yeah...anyway, we have for you today our second Veggietine's Day special!
Goku: (grins) That is my special name for Valentine's Day!
Vegeta: (twitches) That brings back one nightmare-ish memory...
Chuquita: Oh yeah! In the first Veggietine's Day special Goku had Cu (cupid) do him a favor by hitting Veggie with his
strongest arrow cuz Veggie was bein a grump about the holiday.
Goku: BUT the arrow as a lil too strong and Veggie went all mushy and suave-ay on me.
Vegeta: (glares at him) (annoyed) I STILL have slight after-effects from that baka arrow!
Goku: (grins at Veggie) Heeheehee.
Chuquita: But there aren't any luv-arrows this time.
Vegeta: (looks upward) Thank GOD!
Chuquita: (happily) INSTEAD, we're treated to a visit by future Goku & future Veggie (the ones from the suppose-ed 100 yrs
in the future Chi-Chi met in "Veggie Wins?!")
Vegeta: (smirks) Well, this ought to be pleasant. Onna having to deal with TWO of me. (insert evil scheme)
Goku: (w/big sparkily eyes) I get to play with *TWO* little Veggies this Veggietine's Day?
Chuquita: Yup! (smiles)
Goku: (turns to Veggie, still musing) Heh-heh-heh....
Vegeta: (freezes in place) I don't like the look on his face...
Goku: [reaches out to Veggie] Little Veggie come'ere~~
Vegeta: Uhh...
Goku: [holds something over his head] MISTLETOE!!! (smoochy-face)
Vegeta: (panic) THAT'S-CHRISTMAS-YOU-BAKAYARO!!! [waved his arms in the air]
Goku: (stops) Oh....hey Veggie's right! (blinks) In that case, CANDY FOR VEGGIE INSTEAD! [hands Veggie a bag of mixed
choclates]
Vegeta: (sigh-of-relief) *Whew* Better. (sniffs candy) What's in this one?
Goku: Fiiiiiiiiiish. (big dum grin)
Vegeta: ... (twitch) Nevermind. (to Chu) Just start the story already!
Chuquita: If you insist! :D
Summary: It's Valentine's day again and this time our favorite little ouji's prepared for any mushy onslaught Goku can throw
at him. But when his future self makes a surprise visit to tick off Chi-Chi, can Veggie save himself from being embarassed by
his other self? And when future Goku decides to switch places with the present one to be with his family again, will Veggie
be able to switch them back before his future self and present Goku travel too far into deep space to be found? And how did
Veggie end up with a bag of dirt as a Valentine's Day gift? Find out!
Vegeta: Looks like this is gonna be a big one.
Chuquita: (grins) I hope so! I have a lot of good stuff and ideas to cram into this fic!
Goku: Happy be-lated Veggietine's day to all!
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" Ah, pink. " Vegeta snickered as he sat up in bed. Once again, the same as last year, the entire interior of Capsule
Corp was a bright, pinkish color and tint, " But this time I'm ready for him, right? " Vegeta smirked at the gigantic box of
chocolates he had bought for Goku that lay next to his bed, " That big baka isn't gonna send any weirdos up here to put
mushy-attracting-spells on me this time! BWAHAHAHA! " he laughed, hopping out of bed, " I'm going to give Kakarrotto his
gift, watch him stuff his face, he'll fall asleep, and I can get through this pink-tinted day unharmed. " Vegeta boasted as
he walked over to his closet and pulled out a pink version of his normally navy-blue training outfit along with two boots
that were red-tipped instead of yellow. The ouji mentally cringed, " The faster I get this over with, the faster the world
around me can go back to being non-pink. " he said, changing out of his pajamas and into his training outfit. Vegeta picked
up the huge heart-shaped box of chocolate and proudly made his way downstairs. Everything around him was also decked out in
pinkish hues and tints. However, Vegeta put a mental block on all this due to the fact that he was keeping his defenses high
incase another one of the arrows from last Valentine's day made its way back into the house.
Vegeta looked around to see the living room strangely empty. He sensed around to find nearly the entire gang's ki's
were in one of the larger guestrooms several floors up, " At least Bulma had enough sense to move all those bakas. "
" *DINGDONG*DINGDONG*DINGDONG*!!! " an excited, near-psychotic doorbell rang. Vegeta sweatdropped.
" Wonderful timing, Kakarrotto. " he twitched, then took a deep breath, and, bracing for the worst, opened the door,
" Hello? " Vegeta cringed, expecting to be tackled head-on by Goku.
" Heehee, heeheehee. " an eager little giggle came from infront of him. Vegeta turned his head back to the doorway
to see Goku standing there beaming with excitement as he held out both his hands. Sitting on his palms was a small yellow
Capsule Corp Capsule. The capsule had an insanely large pink bow tied around it and a small tag reading "For my Veggie" in
childish handwriting.
" Uhh...hi, Kaka-- "
" --HAPPYVEGGIETINE'SDAYTOYOUMYFAVORITELITTLEVEGGIEINTHEWHOLEWIDEWORLD!!! " Goku squealed, glomping onto him, " Oh
Veggie I got you the best gift ever and I worked so hard to get it for you and you're gonna love it and be so happy and I
love when Veggie's happy cuz he's got such a nice little smile!!! " the larger saiyajin cooed.
Vegeta slumped his his place in the hug, his entire body glowing bright red.
" MMMMMMmmmmMMmmmm~~~ " the larger saiyajin mmm'ed happily as he rubbed the smaller one's back with the hand that was
back there, " Little Veggie will adore the present I got him! It's the best surprise and best gift ever!! "
" Heh-heh-heh-heh-hehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... " Vegeta trailed off, his brain beginning to go numb from all the
kaka-germs infiltrating his body, " Aww, Kakayyyyyyyyyyyy. "
" Aw brother! " Chi-Chi slapped herself on the forehead, standing behind them. Her annoyed presence also snapping
Vegeta out of his mental dreamland.
" Why Onna, hello. " Vegeta smirked, " Happy "Veggietine's" Day to you. "
" I don't care what GOKU calls it, Ouji. It's VALENTINE'S day to everyone else who ISN'T Goku on this planet and I
plan to honor its REAL name. " Chi-Chi snorted.
" If you're so gung-ho on "real" names, why don't you call Kakarrotto, Kakarrotto? " he smirked.
" Shuddup. You know what I meant. " Chi-Chi said, then looked up at Goku, who was still enjoying the large, 'magical'
hug he had his little buddy in, " Goku, let go of him! " she said, annoyed.
" Hmm? " Goku let out a few giggles, " I luv Veggie... "
" I'm sure you do. But now is the time to LET GO of Veggie, oh-kay? " Chi-Chi calmly suggested.
" K! " Goku chirped, then gave Vegeta one last squeeze and let go. The larger saiyajin was also dressed up in a
Valentine's day version of his outfit. A pink gi with a red t-shirt underneath.
" I've seen enough pink to last me the rest of the year. " Vegeta stuck his tongue out, then glanced over at Chi-Chi,
" Hey Onna, how come YOU'RE not wearing something pink-tinted? " he pointed at her.
" Because I refuse to wear the same colors as YOU are. " Chi-Chi retorted.
Vegeta shrugged, " Fair enough. I guess you just don't want to match like Kakay and I do. " he said in a mock-tone.
" HEY! I _DO_ match Veggie! " Goku grinned, looking down at his gi and at Vegeta's, " We are two of a pear! " he
smiled down at the ouji, " Or an orange, or an apple! Or an-- "
" *A-HEM*! " Vegeta let out an attention-getting cough, " Candy for Kakay? " he smirked, holding out the gigantic
box of chocolates.
" Oh ~*VEGGIE*~!! " Goku stared at the box, musing, " You are even sweeter than the candy you purchase!! "
Chi-Chi nearly gagged.
" Why don't you open it and try some. It's VERY delicious. " Vegeta teased slightly.
" YEAH! " Goku cheered, only to have something grab his hand.
" Maybe you should wait until we get home, huh. " Chi-Chi made a fake smile, " You know, so we can test it for
poisons and potions and such. "
" But Chi-chan I am hungry NOW. " Goku pouted.
" Well then why don't you come upstairs, Kaka-chan. There's plenty of goodies up there for you to eat. After all,
that is where Bulma and the others are. " Vegeta pointed out.
Goku grinned, " LET'S GO EAT, LITTLE VEGGIE! " he said, reaching to pick the ouji up.
" ...Goku? " Chi-Chi said flatly.
Goku glanced over his shoulder to see her still outside, " Oh. And Chi-chan! I will go eat with little Veggie AND
Chi-chan! "
" Good. " Chi-Chi said, then made her way towards the stairs.
" But first Veggie gets to open his present! "
Chi-Chi fell over, " HE CAN OPEN HIS "PRESENT", LATER! " she yelled angrily.
Bulma walked down the stairs towards them, " Oh hi Chi-Chi, glad you two finally made it he-- " she paused when she
noticed Goku eagerly crowded over Vegeta and teaching the ouji how to untie the large ribbon on his capsulized gift. Bulma
sweatdropped, knowing full well the smaller saiyajin could tie and untie things on his own but instead played along to the
larger, naive one's directions. Goku giggled with delight as he helped Vegeta untie the bow, " Oh brother. " Bulma groaned,
" Hi Son-kun. " she smiled at Goku, ignoring the situation with the ribbon as to avoid any one of the trio from losing their
temper, " What do you have there? "
" Happy Veggietine's Day Bulma! " Goku chirped, " And THIS is a present I got ESPECIALLY for Veggie. " he said
proudly, then handed the capsule to Vegeta, " Here Veggie, YOU open it! "
" Why thank you, Kakarrotto-chan. I shall do so with pleasure. " Vegeta smirked in a sweet tone. Goku laughed.
" I assume the "plan for the day" is appease Goku so you don't get another arrow through your stomach, right? " Bulma
whispered to the ouji.
" Pretty much, yeah. " Vegeta whispered back, chuckling. He tossed the capsule to the ground. A puff of smoke
exploded and dissipated to reveal what looked like a rather large piece of land inside a humongous, clear, plastic-bag.
" TA-DA!!! " Goku lept infront of it, " WELL? ISN'T IT THE GREATEST THING _EVER_!!! " he grinned.
" ... " Vegeta blinked, utterly confused, " You bought me a bag of dirt? "
" Haha, maybe it's because you're such a dirtbag! " Chi-Chi laughed, " Yeah I know it was cheesy but it was way too
easy. " she smirked at Vegeta, who rolled his eyes.
" Oh! Come on Veggie! Don't you recognize it! " Goku said, pointing to the bag, He opened a little hole in the side
of it, " Here, take off one of your gloves and put your hand inside it! " Goku reached for Vegeta's right hand and tried to
take the glove off. The ouji grabbed the other side of his glove to keep it on his hand.
" What?! I AM NOT PUTTING MY HAND IN A BAG FULL OF GRASS AND DIR-- " Vegeta was cut off when Goku pushed the ouji's
now un-gloved right hand into the grass.
" Well? "
" It feels like regular grass to me. "
" UGH! " Goku groaned, " Little Veggie now cover your eyes and sniff the grass! "
Vegeta looked at him as if he had suddenly groan another eyeball.
" PLEASE Veggie! I worked so hard and it's so special to you! " Goku pleaded with a heart-felt look on his face.
" Alright. " Vegeta shrugged, then did so. He covered his eyes and took a whiff of the grass and dirt only to be
greeted with a flashback.
/dl
:::" HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! " the 5 year old chibi ouji shouted as he flew forth, punching his fist out. King Bejito
blocked his blow. The two saiyajins continued to spar until the Bejito sent a blow that caused chibi Vegeta to plummet into
the ground below. The chibi sat up and pouted stubbonly. Bejito laughed.
" Hahaha! It's alright Vegeta, a little dirt never hurt anyone. " he smirked flying down to him and hovering slightly
off the ground.
Chibi Vegeta grinned suddenly to Bejito's surprise, then grabbed a handful of dirt and threw it at his face. Bejito
yelped and sputtered as the ouji ran off across the backyard of the castle, laughing. Bejito twitched, then ran after him,
laughing slightly himself, " Hey! Come back here! ":::
/dl
" This is part of my backyard... " a wide-eyed Vegeta murmured in shock as he uncovered his eyes and stared at the
20 foot long chunk of land.
" Noooooo~~ " Goku giggled, " It's a big chunk of land from Bejito-sei!!! " he waved his arms in the air, " Or at
least, part of it. I figured that since Veggietine's Day is about love that the thing Veggie would most love is to see his
home again. But since it got blown up I thought I'd go out into space using the old gravity-chamber/spaceship Dr. Briefs made
and bring back some of Veggie's home here to him! " Goku explained happily, " Dr. Briefs still had the coordinates from when
he worked on the saiyajin spaceship that brought me to to get me to Namek. So he input them into the other ship and off I
went. It took me all weekend to get there and back too! "
Vegeta stared at him in shock, " ... "
" You--you see little Veggie I would've brought back a bigger piece but this is the biggest one that could fit in the
ship without sending me off-course because it would weight too much! Freezer blew up your planet but he sure didn't
annihilate it! " Goku grinned, " There's chunks of land EVERYWHERE, Veggie! There's still even a slightly higher gravity
leftover from the planet that circles around 'um all! I wonder what Bejito-sei was made of to still have chunks of land after
a blast like THAT! " he said happily, " And there wasn't just land there too, there was some stuff that made it! I also found
this! " he pulled out what looked like a necklace with a large medal on it bearing the royal house of Bejito-sei's emblem on
it, " And this pillow! " Goku also pulled out a slightly dirty, child-sized pillow, " Don't ask me how the pillow survived,
I'll never know! "
" ... " Vegeta continued to stare, his pupils getting wider.
" Veggie? " Goku blinked, curious.
The smaller saiyajin walked up to Goku and silently hugged onto him, covering his face w/the front of Goku's gi. Goku
smiled and hugged back.
" Aww, you're welcome little Veggie. " Goku smiled, " After all, you never really got to say goodbye to your home and
now that you have this piece of your real home's backyard, you really don't have to. "
Vegeta remained silent and squeezed a little tighter momentarily. The larger saiyajin giggled in response.
" Oh God, I'm going to blow chunks. " Chi-Chi moaned, a pale-greenish tint to her face.
" You didn't know Goku did this for him? " Bulma said, surprised, " Why even _I_ didn't know about it, and Dr Briefs
is my FATHER! " she exclaimed.
Chi-Chi walked over to the still-hugging saiyajins, " Goku! " she whispered frantically, " What, are, you, DOING! "
" Holding my little Veggie cuz he's all emotional over getting some of our homeplanet back. " Goku responded.
Chi-Chi smacked herself on the forehead, " Goku, what don't you get about the term "Valentine's Day"! You're supposed
to be giving everybody cards and candy and flowers like you did last year!! Not bring the Ouji pieces of his blown-up planet!
What are you trying to DO! Get into the spirit of gift-giving or COURT the smelly, evil little Ouji!!! "
Goku looked at her, deep in thought. He bent down slightly and sniffed Vegeta's hair, " HEY! Veggie does not SMELL!
At least not BAD anyway! And he may be little but he's definately not evil! " he tapped Vegeta on the shoulder, " Right,
Veggie? " Goku smiled warmly. The smaller saiyajin looked up, teary-eyed.
" Namba wahkuh arigato, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta squeaked out in his native tongue, trying very hard to keep any tears
from slipping out his eyes.
" See that Chi-chan! Veggie LUVS me! " Goku said cheerfully, then picked the ouji up with one arm and capsulized his
gift with the other, " We can't just leave your backyard out in the living room like that Veggie. I'm sure you'll think of
a nice place to put it and the medal and the pillow once we're done eating pastries with the others, oh-kay? " he explained
comfortingly, " Because if I know my Veggies, they always think best on a full-tummy! Am I right? " Goku playfully held
Vegeta out and away from him, " Hmm? " he closed his eyes, smiled, and cocked his head.
" ... "
" I'M RIGHT!!! " Goku squealed, grabbing and hugging Vegeta against him again. He made his way up to the stairs,
" Hey Bulma, do we have any strawberry cheesecake for my favorite little buddy? "
" Umm, yeah. I'll go, show you where I put all the cakes. " Bulma said, slightly confused as she climbed the stairs
ahead of them. The trio turned the corner.
" Chi-chan! Hurry up! You'll miss all the food and me and Veggie will eat everything on you! " Goku teased.
Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes and grumbled, climbing the stairs, " Something tells me this is going to be one of those
days... "
/dl
" Heh-heh-heh, I love Valen--err, Veggietine's Day. " Mirai Trunks said as he walked by pushing a wheel-barrel filled
with letters from many female fans he had never met before, " Sometimes I feel like a movie star.. " he smirked.
" Sometimes I feel like I'm going to end up just like Muten Roshi. " Yamcha frowned as his shoulders sank, " I never
get any love-letters and now that Bulma's with Vegeta I'm going to be single FOREVER!! "
" Who said there was anything wrong with bein single forever? " Oolong inquired, cocking an eyebrow.
" YOU'RE A PIG! OF COURSE IT MAKES NO SENSE TO YOU!! HOW MANY FEMALE PIGS DO YOU SEE WALKING AROUND WEST CITY!! "
Yamcha exclaimed.
" Actually, quite a few. " Oolong grinned, holding up a letter, " Look at this little baby. "
Yamcha gawked, " YOU! Even YOU got a letter!? WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!! Why don't I just get myself an oddly-shaped
cane, a pair of sunglasses, and shave my head bald right now! " he mocked.
" Hey, you pickin on me? " Roshi said from at the buffet three feet away from them. Yamcha sweatdropped.
" I mean, even Kuririn is married now! He's FOUR FOOT something! HE HAS NO NOSE!!! I am of normal height and have
all my organs intact!! "
" That could be questionable. " Juuhachigou said as she walked by with a drink.
" Juuhachigou, can I ask you something? How can you get married to Kuririn! "
" Well, for one thing he's not a pig like you two are. " she commented, then left.
" Hahaha, " Oolong laughed, " --hey, is that an insult? "
" Please! "
" No. "
" PLEASE! "
" No. "
" Come on Bura! I have a plot and Goten's my sidekick so he needs to come with me! Besides who will I blame this on
if something goes wrong! " chibi Trunks exclaimed.
" Well you're gonna have to take the blame yourself then because Goten is my valentine for the day. " Bura pouted,
then smiled at him, " Right Goten? "
Goten was sitting next to her eating a humongous chocolate heart, " Mmph-mmph! "
Trunks sighed, " Oh forget it. " he grumbled, walking off. The chibi froze infront of the window on the fourth floor
room, " It's a u.f.o! " he gawked quietly. The ship was in a deep navy and gold colors, " Goten? " he said while keeping his
eyes fixed outside, " Goten! " he hissed in a whisper.
" HI TRUNKS!! " Goten waved to him from across the room, then continued eating the candy Bura supplied him with.
Trunks sweatdropped.
" Hey little buddy, feeling any better? " Goku asked as he sat next to Vegeta at one of the tables, " Are you done
making those happy-sounding squeaky noises? " he smiled.
Vegeta nodded, almost back to normal if not for his brief twitches of glee. The ouji was eating a large piece of
cheesecake while Chi-Chi sat across from Goku and Vegeta.
" So you were telling the truth, but you were lying too? " she said to Goku.
" No! I told you I went somewhere to train for the weekend, and I was training because the ship is built for that.
And I was going to find the perfect Veggietine's Day gift for Veggie. " Goku nodded, then turned to Vegeta, " And did I
succeed? " he said sweetly. The ouji smiled; still shaken; and nodded, " I *wuv* my widdle Veh-gee, Chi-chan. " Goku said in
a baby-voice while tickling Vegeta's arm. The smaller saiyajin tried to ignore it. Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes and prepared to
kill Vegeta on the spot.
" *Ding-Dong*! " the doorbell rang from downstairs.
" I'll, get it. " Chi-Chi gritted between her teeth, then got up and grabbed Gohan by the back-collar, pulling him
out of his conversation with Videl, " Gohan! " she snapped, " You make sure your Toussan and the evil, stinky Ouji never
leave this room until I return from answering the door. GOT IT! "
" Uhh, h--hai Kaasan. " Gohan said, slightly confused. Chi-Chi let go and left the room, then made her way until she
got to the front door. The doorbell ringing calmly yet repeatedly.
She opened the door, " Yeah, whadda you want! "
" Onna. Hello and happy "Veggietine's Day". " what looked like Vegeta wearing a black training suit, gold-tipped
boots, and gold and white lined saiyajin shoulder armor and cape said; smirking, " Didja miss me? "
" ... " Chi-Chi's eyes bugged out of her head, " AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! " she
pointed at him in terror, her hand shaking. Vegeta pointed upward. Chi-Chi turned her head that way and shrieked again to see
a large, very familiar spaceship, " AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH--AHH AHH AHH AHH AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! "
" CHI-CHI! "
" CHI-CHI! "
" CHI-CHAN ARE YOU ALRIGHT!! " Goku, along with the rest of the gang, came running down the stairs, everyone in a
panic that something terrible had happened to her. Vegeta, on the other hand, merrily strolled down the steps whistling a
content little tune. Goku sweatdropped at the sight.
Chi-Chi looked over her shoulder to see the Vegeta in the normal, yet dyed pink for the holiday, outfit; then back at
the one wearing the same expression but with the outfit mentioned earlier.
" It's been a long 5 years, hasn't it Onna? " the caped Vegeta spoke up, " Well, 5 years in MY time, anyway. how long
has it been since I saw you last, hmm? Six, seven months I think? "
Chi-Chi stepped to one side so the group could see the other ouji. She pointed to him while her bottom left eyelid
twitched nervously.
Everyone gasped in shock with the exception of Goku who let out an eager-sounding squeal.
" MORE VEGGIES FOR ME!!! "
" NO YOU DON'T!! " Chi-Chi shouted, sounding frightened this time. The caped Vegeta blinked at Goku as if the squeal
seemed unnatural, " HE'S EVEN MORE EVIL THAN THE ONE STANDING NEXT TO YOU!! DON'T YOU DARE GET ANY CLOSER TO THIS ONE!! HE'LL
WARP YOUR FRAGILE LITTLE MIND!!! " she scholded him.
" No I won't, Kakay, come here. I'd like to see you. " the caped Vegeta said calmly, holding out one of his hands.
The larger saiyajin let out a shy little giggle, looking down at his feet, slightly embarrassed.
" *A-HEM*! " a noise came from below Goku that sounded like a familiar attention-getting cough. Goku looked down to
see the smaller saiyajin glaring up at him.
" *AWWWWWWWW*!! Lookit you! " Goku awwed at present Vegeta, picking him up under the arm. The ouji sweatdropped,
" So! Other Veggie, I have not seen that costume bee-fore. That means you must be from the future! " he deduced.
The caped Vegeta clapped for him, " Good job, Kakarrotto. Very good job. " he humored Goku, who grinned widely in
response, " Here, have a cookie! " future Vegeta held out a chocolate-chip cookie.
" WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! " Goku let out a happy noise, then grabbed the cookie and ate it whole.
Present Vegeta sweatdropped, " Baka. "
" GOKU!! Why are you eating that! Who knows what that EVIL Ouji put in there! " Chi-Chi exclaimed.
" I thought _I_ was the "evil ouji". " present Vegeta cocked an eyebrow, confused.
" YOU ARE! HE'S JUST EVEN EVILLER BECAUSE HE'S THE ONE WHO WON!!! " she screamed. Everyone stared at her, then in
shock at future Vegeta who only nodded in response.
" What?! " Bulma gawked, " How could he have-- "
" Easy. I'm from 105 years in the future. You're all dead; except Kakay and I that is. " the ouji explained.
" A hundred---YOU'RE THE ONE WHO STARTED THIS WHOLE BAKA "KAKARROUJO" THING BY DECIDING TO TEASE ONNA AND SAYING
KAKARROTTO WAS YOUR OUJO!!! " present Vegeta struggled out of Goku's hold, then hopped down and stomped over to his future
counterpart, " How DARE you say something like that!! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT I'VE GONE THROUGH SINCE KAKARROTTO FIRST
HEARD ABOUT SOME FUTURE ME NAMING HIM MY _PRINCESS_!!!! "
" Of course I do, I'm from the future, I went all through this already. " the future ouji nodded, causing the present
one to sweatdrop, " Besides, Kakay IS my princess. " he rattled off cooly.
" WHAT!!! " Vegeta screamed while Goku geared up to make another squeal. Bura pulled on Goku's pantleg.
" Oh Kakarroujo it IS true! The Toussan with the cape says you really ARE his ~*oujo*~ and he luvs you! " she said
happily.
" Heehee...heeheehee..... " Goku grinned excitedly, letting little giggles escape through his teeth every once in a
while.
Present Vegeta twitched at the over-eager expression on his peasant's face and promptly pushed his counterpart
outside, " May I speak with you for a moment. " he narrowed his eyes.
" Alright. " future Vegeta shrugged casually.
The present one cleared his throat, " For starters, WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TRYING TO DO!!! " he screamed in the other
ouji's face.
" Well, it's been a good five years in space and Kakay and I decided to use the time-travel device on the ship to
annoy Onna for a day. " the future ouji shrugged, then smirked, " It gets very peaceful up there without the joy of rubbing
it in Onna's face of the fact that I've won, you know. "
" Well WHY DID YOU PICK TODAY!! Do you have any idea what today is! It's "Veggietine's Day". " they both said in
groaning unison. Present Vegeta blinked, " Kakarrotto still calls it that? "
" Yup. "
" "Veggietine's Day". "
" Uh-huh. " the future one sighed.
" Not VALEN, VEGGIE. "
Future Vegeta nodded.
" Well that's just great! 100 years and Kakarrotto is still acting like Kakarrotto. " the present ouji groaned in
annoyance.
" No, actually mine's much nicer. " a fairly large grin creeped up on future Vegeta's face, " Kakay calms down more
each time one of the bakas in that house croaks. AND, since I'm the only one left, Kakay is especially careful with me. He
can't let anyone hurt me, but it's still very clear to him that I'm definately in-charge. " the caped one boasted.
Vegeta looked over his shoulder to see Goku still in the house through the open door behind him, bouncing up and
down eagerly while making excited noises, " "definately in-charge", huh? " he said skeptically.
" HI VEGGIES!! " Goku waved to them. Present Vegeta waved back in a slightly sickened manner while the the future
one smirked and waved harkeningly.
Vegeta whispered to the future version, " Between you and me, Kakarrotto doesn't REALLY become the saiyajin no oujo
in the future, right? "
" I'm afraid that question will be left to be answered another time. " future Vegeta replied.
" You're not gonna tell me, are you? " the present said flatly.
" Nope! "
" THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE!! "
" I told you already, to bug Onna. " future Vegeta explained, " Now if you'll excuse me-- " he said, walking past
Vegeta.
" Where's Kakarrotto? "
" Hmm? " the future saiyajin looked over his shoulder.
" You're me. I wouldn't time travel from the future without Kakarrotto along for the ride. Where is he. " Vegeta
said suspicously.
" Oh. Up there. " future Vegeta pointed above them. The younger ouji looked up and nearly fell over to see the
gigantic spaceship, " If I'm correct you're not even finished in the planning stages for this beauty yet, are you? "
Present Vegeta's jaw hung open, " ... "
" MY Kakarrotto is inside. I told him to stay put. He's much safer in there. Besides, he's very shy with anyone but
me and I'd prefer if he stayed in the ship. "
" KAKARROTTO!? "SHY"?! " Vegeta gawked in disbelief.
" LITTLE VEGGIES! " present Goku grinned, latching an arm onto each of them, " Come inside and have pie with me! We
have plenty for future Veggie so there is no need to worry! "
Future Vegeta put a finger in each ear, twitching, " I forgot how loud you were. "
" Aww, thank you, future Veggie! " Goku smiled, " Now come eat with us! The food is good and so am I! " he let go of
them and went back inside.
The future ouji mused, " Ah, my sweet, sweet Kaka-chan... "
Vegeta smacked him across the back of the head, " Cut that out!!! " he exclaimed, embarassed, " It's humiliating!
Except if it's me doing it, then it's oh-kay. "
" But I am you-- "
" --OH SHUDDUP!! "
/dl
" Tell me about my room on the pretty spaceship again, future Veggie? " Goku sighed contently, listening intently
upon the older, yet seemingly unaged ouji's tale of their wonderful spaceship and all the amazing places he and Goku's future
counterpart had gone to.
" What haven't I told you yet. " future Vegeta mumbled, trying to think of something he hadn't said that yet that
still wouldn't endanger his own timeline, " AH! The gandana! I haven't told you about the gandana yet! " he perked up.
" The "food storage"? " present Vegeta cocked an eyebrow, translating the word to english from saiyago.
" Hai! There's an entire room in the ship with gandanas covering the walls. We even have a special technology that
clones the food you've finished eating already so we don't get hungry if the ship stalls; of course that never happens, but
you need be safe you know. " the ouji explained.
" Heeheeheehee. " the larger saiyajin giggled.
::A room full of refridgerators. Probably Kakarrotto's idea:: present Vegeta mentally rolled his eyes.
" It was your idea to put it in. " future Vegeta said to Goku.
::Thought so:: Vegeta added.
" I'm not sure how much longer I can take this. " Chi-Chi growled, sitting across the table next to Gohan, Videl,
Yamcha, and Bulma.
" Aww Chi-Chi, I'm sure Son-san's fine. " Videl spoke up.
" LOOK AT HIM!! HE'S SMUSHED IN THE MIDDLE OF A OUJI SANDWICH!! " Chi-Chi shouted, pointing to Goku, who was indeed
sitting between the two Vegetas.
" I doubt the Vegeta from the future would do anything to endanger his timeline so he probably won't try anything. "
" Then why is he here in the first place!!! "
" Oh, no particular reason. " future Vegeta smirked, listening in on the conversation, " I'm just here to, you know,
wish you all a "Happy Veggietine's Day". It's been very long since I've seen any of you, especially like this. "
" Oh future-Toussan your cape is so pretty! " Bura mused, hugging onto the soft, black material.
" Why thank you B-chan! " the ouji smiled, " You know, Bura's very lucky. She outlived everyone else in this
household with the exception of Kakay and I. "
" HA! " Bura pointed at chibi Trunks and laughed.
" I hope she's forced to GUM her food when she gets old. " Trunks grumbled to Goten, who only laughed at the thought.
Chi-Chi got up out of her seat and walked over to Goku and the two oujis, " Go-chan, honey, why don't you come to
the kitchen with me and you can help make some brownies. " she offered, pushing the oujis to either side away from Goku.
" You really mean it! _I_ get to help Chi-chan COOK something! " Goku grinned, leaping to his feet and hugging her,
" Oh wow Chi-chan! You NEVER let me be your cooking assistant! " he said with big sparkily eyes. Chi-Chi smiled at him.
" Sure you can help me, Go-chan. There's so many people that with you as my assistant we can get the brownies done
in no time. " she explained.
" YAY!!! " Goku cheered, " I LUV COOKING WITH MY CHI-CHAN!!! " he said, then looked over at the two Vegetas,
" Normally Chi-chan doesn't let me cook with her because she says I eat and burn everything! " he said happily.
Chi-Chi sweatdropped and shook the frightening memory of the last time she let Goku help her cook something, ::There
were chicken parts EVERYWHERE!:: she mentally shuddered, recollecting. Chi-Chi looked over to see both ouji smirking evilly
at her, knowing very well the larger saiyajin's cooking skills were; aside from killing something, putting a stick through it
, and holding it over a fire; leaving much to be desired, ::However if it'll get him away from the two oujis over there I'll
brave teaching Goku how to use the oven..again:: she took the eager Goku's hand and the couple went into the kitchen.
" Heh-heh-heh, it's fun to watch Onna squirm over this. " future Vegeta snickered, then turned to the present one,
" Don't you agree? "
" Hai... " Vegeta trailed off, " I STILL want to know about the future Kakarrotto though. " he folded his arms.
" *Beep*beep*! *Beep*beep*! " something started beeping loudly in future Vegeta's pocket. The ouji pulled out what
looked like a PDA without a keypad and set it on the table.
" What's that? " Bulma said, interested.
" One of many communication devices aboard the ship. The majority of them were taken with us when we first left Earth
and were designed by you. " future Vegeta explained.
" Wow! When do I make this thing! " Bulma smiled, " And, what is it? "
" I don't remember how long ago you made it, but it's purpose is to relay messages by speaking them into it. The
screen shows the speaker's words on the machine's counterpart. Like walkie talkies, only with text. " future Vegeta said
while reading the message of what looked like scribbles to Bulma. The smaller saiyajin chuckled, " Kakay misses me. He's
getting lonely up there, not to mention worried. "
" Since when does Kakarrotto speak saiyago! " the present ouji said, surprised as he looked at the lettering.
" Since I taught him. It's his favorite language now, uses it more than english. " future Vegeta boasted, then
pressed a small button on the device, " Kakay, parasu ya que podinga los zabetos. " he spoke into it. The words appearing on
the screen below the previous statement. Vegeta's in a darker blue than Goku's.
" Kakay I am doing fine and will be back soon. " present Vegeta translated for the others.
The larger saiyajin in the ship smiled with relief at the reply and spoke up again, " Kasinki momomo lawe peh dahdo?
Peno yo, V-sama! "
" It's too quiet and and scary without you up here, please hurry, V-sama. " Vegeta again translated the message to
his future self, then paused, " "V-sama", eh? " a smirk covered his face. He turned to his counterpart, " May I speak to
Kakarrotto? "
" Why? "
" I want to know why he's addressing you respectfully rather than with the titles of "little buddy", "little Veggie",
or, "Vedge'ums". " Vegeta twitched on the last name.
" Because I'm in charge, that's why. I am Kakay's ruler. Besides, he likes that name for me. " the future ouji
grinned contently, " Infact, now that Kakarrotto can speak saiyago, he has many new names for me. "
Present Vegeta groaned as several different ways to say "little buddy" in saiyago ran through his head. He bent over
the machine and pushed his future self to the side. Vegeta pressed the small button on the machine, " Kakarrotto, this is
the "Veggie" from the present time period. Can you hear me? " he said in saiyago.
Future Goku bolted to attention as he stared at the message on the device, " Heeheeheehee... " a slight blush covered
over his nose, " Hai, "Veggie". " Goku chuckled at the word on the screen, then started to press the button on the device
only to stop at the last second with a big smirk on his face. He got up out of the plush seat he was sitting in and left the
room.
" Kakay? Kakarrotto? KAKA-RROTTO CAN YOU HEAR ME!! " present Vegeta said, annoyed as he continued to yell into the
device without any reply.
" HERE I AM VEGGIE!!! " present Goku said excitedly, poking his head around the corner of the kitchen. The large
saiyajin was covered in globs of fudge brownie mix. Vegeta sweatdropped.
" Oh God. " he groaned, then slapped himself on the forehead, " The other Kakarrotto is probably doing the same thing
up in that blasted ship right now. "
" Kakay knows to work the machine, Vegeta. " his future self looked insulted, " He does it all the time, maybe he
went to the bathroom or something. We did have a rather large breakfast. " he turned from annoyance to musing at the gigantic
feast the two saiyajins had eaten earlier, " Ahh, it was delicious. "
" *dingdong*. " the doorbell rang softly.
" NOW what! " present Vegeta groaned exasperatingly.
" MORE VEGGIES HERE TO MEET ME!!! " Goku said excitedly from the kitchen.
" Oh no you don't! " Chi-Chi snapped, grabbing him by the collar.
" I wonder how many more Veggies have come to celebrate Veggietine's Day with me? 2? 3? MAYBE EVEN 10! " Goku said
eagerly.
" *dingdong* *dingdong*. " the doorbell continued to ring softly, " *dingdong**dingdong*DINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONG*!!!"
the bell started ringing loud and excitedly. Everyone in the house sweadropped as the ringing suddenly stopped.
Present Vegeta sighed and walked up to the door and opened it slightly, " Hello---OH. " the ouji froze as something
suddenly shut down in his brain.
" Heehee, Yo wa, "Veggie". " the figure at the door said sweetly, bowing slightly before the ouji. Vegeta gawked at
Goku, or what looked like Goku. There stood the saiyajin at the door that looked exactly like the one in the kitchen with the
exception of a few things. For starters, this Goku was wearing a cream-colored robe with very long sleeves like the red one
the ouji had seen his mother wear on occations, including the small golden Bejito-sei emblem on the left chest. The sleeves
were a pale pink color with gold trim around the end. The saiyajin also had on a pair of pink slippers and the kicker was the
silver, official saiyajin oujo crown that was handed down generations sitting plopped on the peasant's head.
" YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!! " Vegeta screamed in confusion, " VEGE-- " he paused when he noticed the look of
confusion also on his future self, who was unable to see what was behind the door due to it was only open a crack. Vegeta
narrowed his eyes, then closed the door and stepped outside infront of the other Goku, " Kakarrotto. " he nodded suspciously.
" Nambata popula wasri "Kakay", wehpa musa pe na ai so, no Ouji-sama. " the saiyajin said politely, smiling at him.
" Fine. "Kakay". Hello, I am this present time's Vegeta. " the ouji held his hand out to shake future Goku's. The
larger saiyajin looked at the gloved hand for a moment, then fell to one knee and held the ouji's hand against his cheek.
Vegeta visibly paled.
" I am honored to see this you again, "Veggie". So sweet and naive and stupid. " he cuddled against the glove. Vegeta
twitched.
" WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT!!! " the ouji screamed, yanking his hand away, " I'm sick of this horribly played out joke!!
I know as well as you do that you're the same Kakarrotto as the one back inside the house; only 105 years older! "
" ... "
" AND _YOU'RE_ SUPPOSED TO BE THE NAIVE AND STUPID ONE!!! NOT ME!! " Vegeta added.
" Bamu kwapa "sweet". " Goku corrected him.
" Hai.... " Vegeta trailed off, starting to feel slightly uneasy, " Uh, why don't you come in? "
" I would love to come in with you, "Veggie". " the larger saiyajin said sweetly, taking Vegeta's hand just as the
ouji opened the door to Capsule Corp's living room. The ouji quickly pulled his hand out of Goku's nervously.
::This is a joke. It HAS to be! Kakarrotto is just a very good actor, that's all. The other me said he was here to
pull Onna's leg so this must be his revenge for her travelling to the future and messing up his plan!:: Vegeta nodded to
himself, pleased with the answer he had come up with.
" Hello V-sama! " the larger saiyajin said happily, walking inside, " Plopapa ni whistu! Boba nane saa ce, deh na
no-- " Goku froze to see about a dozen pairs of eyes staring at him in shock. The entire group instantly stopped everything
they were doing. He started to breathe faster as a look of nervousness covered his features.
" Hey everbody! Look what I found! " present Goku said excitedly as he walked out of the kitchen, covered in even
more blobs of chocolate fudge brownie mix, " SPRINKLES! " he happily held up the bag of multi-colored pastry decorations. The
saiyajin paused as he noticed everyone had gone silent and had their backs towards him, " Uhh... " Goku cocked his head, then
looked up only to stare directly at his identical counterpart across the room, " Hey....it's me. " he said blankly. Goku
looked at the bag of sprinkles, then smiled at the other him and bounced across the room to him, " HI! I'm Son Goku! You must
be me from the future! We're makin brownies, wanna help! " he grinned widely. Future Goku staring at him as if trying to
recognize him, " I even found rainbow sprinkles! And I know that if you are me you just luv rainbow sprinkles on your
brownies and ice cream! "
" ... " Future Goku glanced around at each person in the room, an uncomfortable feeling of paranoia wrapping around
him. He backed up slightly.
" Future Toussan! " the older Goku felt a tug on his robe and looked down to see chibi Goten, who was eating a
chocolate bar, " Do you want to snack with us? " he grinned.
The large saiyajin felt tears well up in his eyes and fell to his knees, then hugged Goten tightly, " WAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! "
" G--Goku? " Bulma said, cautiously approaching only to have him latch onto her too, still wailing. She sweatdropped.
Goku let go of them both and ran over to the others, hugging each of them.
" Toussan--are you--oh-kay? " Gohan squeaked out, now the one being presently hugged.
" I MISSED YOU!!! " Goku bawled, " I MISSED EVERYBODY SO MUCH AND NOW YOU'RE ALL BACK AND I'M SO HAPPY!!! " he sobbed
loudly. Gohan cocked an eyebrow at future Goku's unmistakable new accent. He let go of Gohan and walked over to present
Vegeta, smiling tear-eyed at the ouji.
" Oh no you don't. You already creeped me out once so far in this chapter, I'm not letting you do it again. " Vegeta
held his hands up in defense. The future saiyajin bent down and looked musingly at Vegeta.
" Aww, "Veh-gee~~" I missed you very much most of all. "
Vegeta narrowed his eyes dangerously, " You try to kiss me and I swear I'll punch you, Future Kakarrotto or no Future
Kakarrotto. "
" Heeheehee. " future Goku laughed at the ouji's threat, then hugged him tightly, " MMM~~~!!! Veggie always got so
squirmy when I hugged him. " he remembered fondly; Vegeta indeed trying to squirm out of the hug.
" Umm, excuse me? " future Goku felt a tap on his shoulder and looked up to see his present self staring down at him,
" That's my Veggie. Yours is over there. " he pointed to future Vegeta, who looked like he was about to have a headache.
" V-sama! " future Goku brightened up even more at the notice of the other ouji, then turned back to the one he had
trapped in an embrace. A bright red, yet very annoyed Vegeta grumbled to himself. Future Goku reached down towards the ouji
only to get slapped across the face by Vegeta's tail.
" DON'T YOU DARE TRY TO "SMOOCH" ME!!!! I'M NOT ENDING UP ALL MUSHY AND KAKA-FRIENDLY LIKE I DID LAST VALENTINE'S
DAY !!! " he screamed.
" "Veggietine's Day". " both Gokus corrected him at once. Vegeta sweatdropped and squeezed his way out of the hug.
He wobbled back and forth a bit, breathing heavily.
" YOU'RE BOTH BIG BAKAS! _YOU_ FOR WEARING THAT RIDICIOUS COSTUME TO TRICK ME AND _YOU_ FOR, FOR, COVERING YOURSELF
IN PASTRY MIX!! " he shook his fist in the air at them.
Present Goku laughed while the future one smiled widely and cocked his head at Vegeta.
" I forgot how much I really liked it when Veggie got all flustered. " future Goku smirked as he watched the ouji
stomp across the room, ranting to himself about mind-boggling peasants, " It's very..alluring. "
" You talk funny. " present Goku said. His future self sweatdropped, " And you got a weird accent. Like the one
little Veggie gets when he starts yelling stuff in Veggie-ese. "
" Saiyago. "
" Yeah! That. "
" V-sama; MY Veggie; and your Veggie in 105 years; taught me how to speak his native language. He taught me many
things about our homeplanet. He even used the dragonballs to wish it and all the good saiyajins back! Of course V-sama is
letting his parents continue to rule over it for the time being though. " future Goku explained while looking around at the
group, who were still slightly shocked by his presense, " V-sama is the sweetest person in the whole wide world and we love
each other very much! " future Goku giggled. Future Vegeta waved to him.
" ... " present Goku cocked his head, " My little buddy's a good person too. LOOK! He gave me chocolates!! " he held
up a near-empty box of candy, then burped, " What did you get this Veggietine's day from your little Veggie? "
" It's a surprise. " future Goku said eagerly, " I am not supposed to unwrap it til later on today! "
" I bet it's something niiiiice. " present Goku turned in future Vegeta's direction, speaking in a sing-song voice.
" It iiiiiis. " the future ouji replied in the same tone.
" SHUDDUP!!! " a very flustered Vegeta screamed angrily at the top of his lungs.
" Oh you're not even in the room anymore! What do you care! " Bulma exclaimed.
" Hmm? " Chi-Chi poked her head around the corner; also covered in globs of fudge, then gasped at the two Gokus,
" GO-CHAN! " she ran over to future Goku and hugged him, " You're still in one piece! " she turned to her Goku, " He finally
remembered me just as the ship was taking off! " Chi-Chi sniffled, " It was so sad! I tried all day and night to get future
you to remember who I was after he had been brainwashed by that evil Ouji over the years and he finally called out "Chi-chan"
as the ship was about to leave! " she looked back up at future Goku, " You remember that, don't you, my poor lonely Go-chan."
Chi-Chi sniffled, then froze as she felt something wiped off her shoulder. Chi-Chi glanced over to see future Goku taking
globs of fudge mix off her sleeve and eating it. Her face flushed a bright red, " Uhh.... "
" I KNOW! Chi-chan is the one who makes good food! " Future Goku smiled as he was hit with another blast of memory
thanks to the taste of the pastry. Chi-Chi laughed excitedly, " But V-sama makes the yummiest snacks of all. " he smirked at
the future ouji only to have Chi-Chi slap him across the face, " Oww! "
" Hahaha! " present Goku laughed, then pouted, " Hey! Chi-chan that was mean of you! He's me! "
Chi-Chi glared at him, then turned back to future Goku to see the saiyajin now in tears. Chi-Chi froze. An enraged
pair of eyes were burrowing through her skull from behind Goku.
" DON'T.....HIT HIM. " future Vegeta snarled venomously at her.
" He was saying something that sounded inappropriate!!! " Chi-Chi exclaimed.
" Goku? Say something "inappropriate"? " Bulma cocked an eyebrow. Chi-Chi turned her attention to present Goku, who
was at the moment bouncing a chocolate from his box on his nose, then catching it in his mouth.
" Bet you 5 bucks he can't do it with 2. " Yamcha said to Kuririn.
Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " Not THAT Goku! THIS ONE! The one that's been living under the Ouji's care for the past 50,
60 years!!! "
" Kuso Onna! " future Vegeta spat angrily at her as he comfortingly led the still-crying future Goku over to a nearby
couch and sat down together. The larger saiyajin sobbing onto Vegeta's shoulder as he took something out of his pocket, then
took off his gloves and squirted some of the substance into his hands, " It's alright Kakay, don't cry. " the ouji said
kindly as he rubbed some of the moistorizer from his hands onto the side of Goku's cheek that had been slapped, " You'll be
all better real soon, I promise. I won't let Onna hit you again. And Onna won't decide to try and hit you again, RIGHT? " he
directed an annoyed gaze at Chi-Chi, who was sputtering somewhere between anger and bewilderment.
" Uhh, yeah. " she blinked.
" See Kakay, everything's alright. " the smaller saiyajin finished, then gave future Goku a tight squeeze before
putting the jar of lotion back into his pocket, " Ai shiteru, Kakay-chan. "
" I'm gonna puke. " Chi-Chi turned a pale greenish color. She suddenly felt something holding her hand and looked
over to see present Goku examining it closely.
" WOW Chi-chan, when did you train to get strong enough to hit me like that! " present Goku looked very impressed
with her, " I mean, you've slapped me before but I've never cried about it, and definately not on the first shot! This is
amazing!!! I guess you wanted to put your full power into it because he's got a 105 more years of training under his belt
than I do but WOW!!! "
Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " Goku, I didn't hit him that hard. I barely even hurt him with how much stronger he is!! The
problem is he's a big baby because the Ouji spoiled you silly after all of us were gone!! "
" That would explain those nice fancy gloves future me's got. " Goku thought outloud, " But he's crying just because
you slapped him!? I don't do that!! " he pouted, folding his arms in embarassment, " ...OH! I get it now! " he grinned, then
teleported over to where the future saiyajins were sitting, " You're just all heartbroken cuz you think Chi-chan doesn't love
you cuz she slapped you! Well that's all wrong, future me! Chi-chan does a lotta rash things when she's mad. Heck, she's
gotten turned into an egg by Buu and stepped on because she slapped him! Just like little Veggies have short tempers
sometimes, Chi-chan has her own temper too, but she still loves you, just like she loves me. "
Chi-Chi looked upward and mumured, " Thank you, God. "
" Yeah but, but it, " future Goku sniffled.
" Hmm? " Goku cocked his head, " It what? "
" IT HURRRRRT!!! " the future saiyajin wailed. Goku fell over.
" WAHHH!! " he twitched, " Future Veggie say something!! " Goku jumped to his feet.
" I can rub you somewhere too if you need it. " future Vegeta offered, " Your hands, your arms, etc. "
" Well....my little Veggie never really does give me rubdowns.... " Goku trailed off.
" THE BROWNIES ARE DONE!!! " Goten's excited voice called from the kitchen.
" OH BOY THE BROWNIES!! " Goku grinned, blocking the two future saiyajins completely out of his mind and rushed off
into the kitchen, " BROWNIES BROWNIES BROWNIES!!! " he chanted eagerly, skipping away. Goku stopped suddenly and shouted
at the ceiling, " LITTLE VEGGIE! COME DOWN AND EAT BROWNIES WITH US FOR THEY ARE DONE!!! "
" NO! " Vegeta snapped, " I REFUSE TO COME DOWN THERE WITH THAT CONFUSING ALTERNATE KAKARROTTO AND THAT MUSH-SPEWING
ALTERNATE ME SITTING IN MY LIVING ROOM!!! " he yelled from inside his bedroom.
" I thought this was our living room. " Dr. Briefs said to his wife, confused. Bunni shrugged.
" So we're "alternates" now? " future Vegeta chuckled, " Sounds like something I'd say. Such denial. "
" Well, maybe if Veggie wants to be a lil poopyhead on Veggietine's Day two years in a row I may have to call Cu and
see if there are any magical arrows a-vailable for little Veggie tummies to-- "
" --let's eat. " Vegeta said quickly, walking past Goku and into the kitchen. Goku looked off in the direction the
ouji had come from, then upstairs where Vegeta had just shouted from inside.
" I am very, VERY confused. " Goku sulked.
" HURRY KAKARROTTO OR YOU WON'T EAT AT ALL!! " Vegeta snapped with impatience. Goku grinned and entered the room; now
leaving the two future saiyajins alone in the living room.
" How's your cheek feeling Kakay? Any better? " future Vegeta said to the larger one in his native tongue.
" Haha! " future Goku laughed cheerfully, then gave the ouji a hug and got up off the couch. Vegeta blinked as he
watched the larger saiyajin's expression go blank. Goku walked curiously and quietly towards the sounds of the kitchen. He
peeked inside slightly to watch in awe.
" Come on Veggie! Have a brownie! " present Goku grinned, holding one up to the ouji.
Vegeta twitched at the greenish blotches all over the object, " Uhh, no Kakarrotto, I'd rather not. "
" Pleeeease? They're so yummy! " Goku tossed half the brownie into his mouth. Vegeta nearly gagged.
" I AM NOT EATING ANYTHING _YOU_ CREATED, KAKARROTTO!! "
" Well if you're not going to eat then you better just leave Ouji. " Chi-Chi shrugged, " No point in you being here
if all you're going to do is insult my poor Go-chan's, err, interesting cooking abilities. "
" Veggie is not insulted by my brownies! " Goku gasped, then looked down at Vegeta, " Are you, Veggie? "
" Of course not, Kakarrotto-chan. " Vegeta smirked in a mock-tone, taking a brownie from Goku's pile off the table,
" Infact, they smell VERY delicious. "
" Reeeeaaaallly, Veggie? " Goku's eyes widened excitedly.
" If it smells that good, why don't you eat it? " Chi-Chi snickered.
" Maybe I will. " Vegeta narrowed his eyes at her, then looked at the grotesque brownie, " Oh dear God... " he
mumbled. Vegeta glanced back up at Goku, who was watching him w/big sparkily eyes and an eager little smile on his face.
Vegeta twitched, then shoved the brownie in his mouth only to instantly spit it back out a second later. The deadweight
brownie fell straight through the floor, creating a fairly large hole.
" WOW! That was so cool, Uncle Veggie! " Goten said, dashing over to the hole in the floor. Vegeta was busy making
gagging noises as he tried to get the taste out of his mouth.
" ... " chibi Trunks also stared at the hole, then grinned cheesily at Bulma, " Hey Kaasan, can me and Goten have the
rest of Son-san's brownies? "
" For what? " she said suspicously.
" ...nothin. "
" Aww, I can't give you ALL my brownies, Trunks. " Goku laughed, " They are to be shared between EVERYBODY!!! " he
exclaimed, " Right guys!? "
The rest of the group looked over at Goku; their cheeks puffed from stuffing their faces with the batch of brownies
Chi-Chi had made. Goku sweatdropped.
" Blehhhh... " Vegeta waddled past the group, disgusted by the odd aftertaste of the brownie. Future Goku smiled at
the group from where he was standing.
" Oh calm down, Vegeta. It can't taste that bad. " Bulma laughed. The ouji looked at her incrediously.
" HA! Have you even tried one of these things! They're DISGUSTING!! " Vegeta exclaimed.
" Hahaha. " Future Goku chuckled, then frowned. The rest of the group seemed to be having so much fun, " Present me's
so lucky. Gohan, Goten, the meanie-lady, Bulma, even...Veggie. I miss them all more than he ever could. " he sniffled, " I
wish I could have them all back like that just one more time. I could have my old house back and all that good meat the
meanie-lady cooks and having Veggie come over for surprise visits and-- " he trailed off as he focused on his present self,
" --hmm... " future Goku trailed off with a slight smirk on his face. He waited until everyone was eating, then gracefully
walked into the room, " Pardon me. " future Goku nodded politely at his present counterpart, who was in the middle of
stuffing a brownie into his mouth, " May I have a word with you, Go-ku? " he smiled, cocking his head.
The saiyajin looked over at his future counterpart, who apparently hadn't used his Earth name in so long as to forget
exactly HOW to pronounce it.
" Oh-kay. " Goku blinked, then got up. He shrugged to the others and followed his present self out into a nearby
hallway.
" Go-ku, how would you like to see the inside of V-sama's spaceship? " his future self asked innocently.
" You mean _I_ get to see what future Veggie's spaceship looks like and play inside it and take a tour! " Goku
grinned.
" Hai. Would you like to go? "
" YEAH!!! " Goku hooted, " --but not now. "
" WHAT!!--I mean, WHY?! "
" Because I gotta finish eating my brownies. " he pointed over his shoulder into the kitchen.
" Come on, Go-ku-kun, you can eat brownies anytime! How many chances are you gonna get to tour a giant spaceship
assembled by your little buddy himself!! " future Goku explained.
Goku grinned at the thought of what sort of rooms could be in the ship, " I bet little Veggie's got a whole room
fulla snacks and toys to play with! And a really big kitchen! And a bathroom! And a, and a, a whole bunch of other neat
Veggie-related stuff!! " he waved his arms in the air excitedly, " I CAN'T WAIT! Let's go, future me!!! " he cheered, racing
to the front door. Future Goku grinned sneakly in the kitchen's direction where the rest of the gang was eating.
" Perfect. "
/dl
" Behold! The crown jewel on the scepter of space!! V-sama's SHIP!!! " future Goku announced proudly as they stood in
the middle of what looked like the biggest, most lavish living room present Goku had ever seen.
" ...WOW, all this stuff belongs to LITTLE VEGGIE! " Goku said with surprise.
Future Goku nodded, " V-sama is VERY special to me. Just like I'm special to him. V-sama wanted to create this ship
so that both of us would be as comfortable as possible. We make a VERY good team. "
" I told MY Veggie that once but he just turns red and makes twitchy noises. " present Goku said while looking
through a beautifully-crafted vase, " Kinda like a half-broken lawnmower. " he chuckled.
" Well I'm sure _I_ could get your Veggie to understand. " future Goku smirked, " It's all in how you present things,
you see. " he led present Goku; who was still looking around in awe; towards a nearby wall, " For example. This may look like
an ordinary coat closet. " he said while holding his arm up behind an unassuming present Goku's head, " But in fact, " he
smacked the back of present Goku's head, instantly knocking him unconsious. Future Goku opened the door and dragged him
inside, " It IS just an ordinary coat clost! " future Goku said cheerfully, swapping his long white gloves with present
Goku's wrist-bands. He completely swapped their outfits until he was the one wearing the gi and his unconsious, present
counterpart donned the pink and white robe, accessories, and crown. Future Goku shoved his present self into the closet and
locked the door. He dusted his hands off and smirked in the closet's direction, " Good-night, Go-ku. "
/dl
" Wow, I forgot how nice my gi used to look! " future Goku said as he stood infront of a mirror near the entrance to
the ship. He looked back at the closet he had locked the other saiyajin in, " I'm really sorry I had to do that, Go-ku.
Please forgive me, we can switch back later. I just, really miss my family and friends, that's all. " he turned back to the
mirror and adjusted the gi sash, " Not to mention that grumpy, challenging earlier version of Veggie! " future Goku grinned,
" Oh boy I can't wait see him again! He seems like he's a challenge in EVERYTHING! " the large saiyajin said, teleporting out
of the ship and back to the front door where he walked inside. Future Vegeta had fallen asleep on the couch. Future Goku
smiled, " Poor V-sama, he's so tired from the long flight here. Time travel's one thing, but flying half-way across the
universe just so you time travel to the right planet is tough. " he thought outloud, sympathetic.
" Goku! Is that you? " Kuririn said from in the kitchen. Future Goku bolted to attention.
" Hai! It's, it's me K--- " the saiyajin's eyes widened as he mentally dusted off several memories in search of his
friend's name, " Kuri--Kuririn! "
" ... " Kuririn cocked an eyebrow at Goku, then shrugged, " You feelin oh-kay, Goku? "
" Oh I'm just fine! " Future Goku said happily.
" Ha! You're not the one who ate those baka BROWNIES! " Vegeta grumbled, walking by while holding his stomach. His
stomach was groaning in pain from Goku's first brownie and the oddly-hard pastry hadn't even made it to Vegeta's stomach.
" Poor baby. " future Goku said comfortingly as he bent down and rubbed the ouji's stomach, " We'll make it all
better, I promise. " the larger saiyajin smiled warmly, then noticed Vegeta's stomach was glowing bright red. He looked up to
see the ouji's face and arms also the bright red color. Vegeta had a shocked look on his face, " OH! I mean, uhh... "
future Goku trailed off, " Poor little Veggie! " he said while trying to ditch his slightly unditchable saiyago accent.
Future Goku grabbed the ouji and gave him a hug, " I, I am sorry that you are in pain. "
Vegeta slipped out of the hug, an uneasy expression on his face, " ..right, err....thanks Kakarrotto. "
" Noopa la queba, Veggie. " Future Goku bowed.
" ...what did you say? " Vegeta looked over at him, bizarro-ed out.
" I said, you're welcome, Veggie. Umm, future me taught me to say a few phrases in saiyago while he was giving me a
tour of the ship. " Future Goku fibbed.
" Great, now YOU can understand every word that comes out of my mouth too! " Vegeta sarcastically remarked.
" Where IS that other Goku? " Bulma asked as some of the group left the kitchen.
" Oh! He had to, he was sleepy so he showed me how to let myself out and he took a nap inside the ship. That's where
he is now. Heh-heh. " Future Goku laughed nervously.
" Alright. " Bulma said, dismissing it, " I would've liked to talk to him though. So many things to ask him. I KNOW
Vegeta; even a future one; wouldn't be nearly as open with expressing what adventures you two have been on in the past 100
years-- "
" --105 years. " Future Goku corrected her.
" --105 years together, especially with whatever you two did in space. As much as you can get along sometimes, I
really can't picture you living together. Not without someone else along with you to mediate anyway. " Bulma explained.
" Oh, I'm sure future Veggie and future me get along just fine. Future me seems really happy. " Goku smiled, " Just
being all alone with V-sama, traveling through space without a care in the world, being able to really communicate with each
other... " he trailed off, musing.
" Yeah well don't count on me doing THAT with YOU for a while. " present Vegeta grumbled, annoyed.
" Sounds like he told you a lot, Goku. " Bulma said.
" Haha, well, if you can't trust yourself, you can you trust, right? " future Goku gave another slightly nervous
laugh.
" Hn.. " Vegeta looked down at his stomach, suspicous and paranoid at the same time.
::OH!! Veggie's almost onto me!:: he thought, then gulped.
" Goku! " Chi-Chi shouted at him, also leaving the kitchen.
" Ye--yes, Chi-chan? " future Goku stammered.
" Goku, Goten's gotten himself sick on your cookies. " Chi-Chi groaned.
" Heh-heh, he ate some of the cookies, and now he's tossing them! " Trunks laughed. Goku stared at him, " You know,
'toss your cookies', 'blow chunks', hurl? "
" OH! " Goku observed.
" Come on, Go-chan. We're going across the street to get some medicine for Goten's stomach. " Chi-Chi sighed as she
took his hand and led him to the door.
" A--across the street? " future Goku looked around the room and stared at the sleeping Vegeta and the slightly ill
one, " You, you mean me, going across the street, with V-sa---Veggie saying here? Without me? " he felt fear starting to
hang over his head, " All alone without V-s---Veggie to protect me? "
" Goku, stop babbling about the Ouji! Our son's sick and being that he became sick by eating your cookies, YOU have
to help me get the medicine for him while Gohan keeps him from throwing up on anything important. " Chi-Chi explained to him
as she dragged him out of the house. Future Goku's pupils widened as he felt everying closing in on him while watching the
front door slowly close, " Veh-veh-veh-veh- " he stuttered, terrified as he watched the house 'shink' as he walked across
the street with Chi-Chi, " VEGGIE-TAHH!!!! " future Goku screamed suddenly.
" GOKU SNAP OUT OF IT!! " Chi-Chi yelled, slapping him across the back of the head. Future Goku looked around to see
the world hadn't ended and the house was only a dozen feet away. He smiled, slightly relieved, then yelped, ::Oh no! What if
V-sama leaves by the time I get back from getting this medicine! I can't do that to him!!! I can't let him go without telling
him what I'm doing first! He'll be so worried about me, I won't be able to live with myself if I were to accidentally break
V-sama's heart like that:: Goku thought, ::V-SAMA!!!:: he sent a psychic message to the smaller saiyajin, conking him out of
his sleep.
" Huh? " future Vegeta sat up and yawned, ::Kakay?::
::V-sama! We need to stay for just a couple more hours! Goten got food-poisoning from eating present-me's cookies and
I'm helping to get some medicine for him so he can get better:: Goku explained.
::Oh, *yawn*! Alright, Kakay. I could use some extra sleep anyway. It was such a *yawn* long drive here:: future
Vegeta thought in a sleepy voice, making future Goku smile.
::Sweet dreams, V-sama:: future Goku thought quietly, sensing Vegeta slipping off back into his nap again, " I feel
much better now! " he said outloud, happily.
" Good. " Chi-Chi said, thinking he was talking to her. Future Goku flushed with slight embarassment, " Now you go
that way and I'll go this way. The medicine could be in either the health section or by the vitamins. " she told him,
pointing Goku to head left while she went off in the right direction, " If you don't find it we'll meet each other by the
cash registers in 10 minutes. "
Future Goku watched nervously as Chi-Chi disappeared from sight, then looked over at the many, huge eisles and gulped
; facing left, " Help. "
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3:15 PM 3/30/2003
END OF PART ONE!!
Vegeta: (blinking) Wow, you sure chose an awkward place to end it.
Chuquita: Yeah, well, I WAS gonna end this chapter with Future Veggie taking off in his ship unknowingly with the wrong Goku
unconsious inside it, but the story started moving slower in the middle and by the time it started to speed up again the
chapter was getting to large to my liking so I just added this scene and cut it here.
Goku: I hope nothin bad happens to future me while he's in the super-market; even though he did knock me unconsious and
swapped clothes with me in order to take my place.
Vegeta: (groans) Kakarrotto, NO ONE could take YOUR place. Not even a you from the future.
Goku: (w/big sparkily eyes) Really little Veggie? ~*That is so sweet of you to say*~
Vegeta: (flushes bright red) I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE _THAT!!!_
Goku: (sweetly) Aww, I bet lil Vedge'ums did!
Vegeta: (twitches; still bright red) Somebody help me...or change the subject, either one is fine!
Chuquita: (happily) Oh-kay! (subject-changer) Did you know the episode I parodied in my last fic "Scrambled" is going to air
in dub form this Wednesday? (april 2nd) It would've aired tommorow but they're having some "Monkey Madness April Fools Day"
thing on Cartoon Network.
Goku: (grins) They should air the episodes where, me, Veggie, and Gohan all turn into giant were-apes!!
Chuquita: Yeah, but CN's just airing other stuff with monkeys in it instead.
Goku: (pouts) Oh. I like it when Veggie goes were-ape. He's the only one who's little brain still has control of his body,
unlike Gohan and I.
Chuquita: (looks over at Veggie) Yeah, that's kinda weird how he does that.
Vegeta: (big mysterious grin)
Goku: Heehee.
Chuquita: (sigh) Did you know that as I write this we're on the verge of the very last week of new dbz episodes EVER?
Goku: (eyes water) Really?
Vegeta: There's still one next Monday that's been pushed over because of this baka April Fools Day thing.
Chuquita: I can't believe it's ending though....
Goku: (sniffles) (squeaks out) Anime me says bye-bye to little Veggie-ums for the very last time when he leaves with Uub.
[looks over at Veggie] (wails) VEGGIE HOLD MEEEEEE~!!!!
Vegeta: (yelps) NO! No-no-NO--- [Goku latches onto him, sobbing] (twitches)
Chuquita: And the only thing we have left to look forward to after this is GT.
Goku: (still crying) With the Veggie CLONE!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Chuquita: [pats Goku on the shoulder] (comfortingly) There there.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) You both still think he's a clone, huh?
Chuquita: It heals some of the pain of GT Veggie's physical and psychological mutation along with his new placement as
near-unimportant to the main cast.
Vegeta: (smirks) Well, I guess that makes I, "Z Veggie" very important.
Goku: (sob) I'LL NEVER LET GO VEGGIE! I'LL NEVER LET GO!!!
Vegeta: (twitches more violently) (bright red) Kami help me...
Chuquita: Well, I'm sort of oh-kay about it ending. I am gonna miss having new episodes though. (perks up) But that's why
there's fanfiction! Well, one of the reasons there's fanfiction. I still get to follow along with the stories I'm reading
so it's good :)
Goku: [feeling better yet still holding Veggie against him for dear life] (smiles) AND we found out about the oekaki!
Chuquita: Oekaki's are little ms-paint type programs I've seen samples of on some japanese dbz sites, and I finally used
one that an english site that was recommended to me before by somebody for the doujinshi they had there.
dragonball-doujinshi dot com! While you have to be a member to view the doujinshi itself (I'm a member) Anybody can use
the oekaki. BUT the rules say it has to be a dbz doodle and nothing really bad in it. It's like the most simplistic type
of fanart possible (& that's a good thing :D) You click 'paint', then draw your picture with the mouse and send it in!
So far I've drawn a Veggie-plushie, Goku with his tail, Veggie with his tail, and Veggie in his "badman" shirt.
Goku: Heehee, I love that shirt.
Vegeta: I HATE that shirt.
Goku: (grins) Veggie just hates it cuz it was ~*pink*~.
Vegeta: (grumbles)
Chuquita: Oh, and for anybody who hasn't red "Be My Veggietine" or "Veggie Wins?!", here's a short reminder thing.
B.M.V: Veggie hated Valentine's Day because he didn't know what it was and when found out didn't like the idea of a holiday
celebrating "mush". He tried to seclude himself from the others but Goku gets Cupid to shoot a love arrow at a sleeping
Veggie which inadvertantly causes Veggie to become all mushy with everybody. They track down Cupid, get an antidote. The
End.
V.W: Veggie and Chi-Chi argue with each other if Goku will or will not end up on Veggie's side after Chi-Chi dies (humans
have shorter life spans) Chi-Chi uses Mirai's time machine to find out (thanks to Veggie dare-ing here) She ends up 100
years in the future where near-everybody is dead and Goku is living at Capsule Corp (which is now Veggie's castle) with
Veggie as his suppose-ed oujo (we never find out if he really does end up with the title or not) Future Goku has literally
blocked out memories of everyone else because it hurt him too much after they all died and is basically Veggie's loyal
saiyago-speaking compainion until Chi-Chi tries to help him remember who she is and the rest of the Z gang.
Goku: TA-DA!!!
Vegeta: (cocks an eyebrow) "Ta-Da"?
Chuquita: And now you know what's going on!
(all three pause)
Chuquita: And now it's time to go!
Goku: (happily) Until chapter 2 that is!
Chuquita: (clasps her hands together) If anybody has any copies of english dbz movie 6, japanese dbz movies 7, 8, 9, 12,
and 13, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE contact me!! (begging)
Vegeta: (smirks) Ahh, it is only once the computer data has been lost that we know what on it that was not saved was
most important.
Chuquita: (still in begging position to audiance) And that would be all my sub and dub Buu episodes and sub & dub movies.
I made a list but I don't have it on this computer. I know I'm missing the dub ones "Time Struggle" "Trapped Forever"
"The Birth of Gotenks" "The one where Gohan meets up with Piccolo, Goten, and Trunks right after his mystic power is done"
and "Fusion of Rivals where Goku begs Veggie to fuse with him".
Goku: (grins) Can I say the subs?
Chuquita: (sigh) (smiles) Yeah, sure.
Goku: WHEE!! (Mr. Announcer Guy) The subs we are missing are sub episodes 268, 269, 273, 274, 275, 276, 279, 280, 281,
282, 284, 285, 286, 287, and 288!!!!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) (to Chu) Well, you were busy last summer...
Chuquita: (nervous laugh) Heh-heh-heh. I got my dubs from dbzvortex and dbziscool but I think they only have the newest
ones there now. My subs were originally from dragonball arena (with the exception of 273 and 274 which Sholio sent me
originally for my episode parody of them last May) and my movies were from dragonball arena too. I MAY be able to get
the movies back since they're still currently alternating movies each week. But if you have ANY copy of the subs and dubs
mentioned; I don't care how big the file is; if it works on Realplayer, Windows Media Player, Quicktime, heck even
MusicMatch, PLEASE send me a copy or give me a URL for it.
Goku: Our barron mean-computer-guys-reformatted computer and us beg of you.
Chuquita: Most of my doujinshi that wasn't from ebay but from db doujinshi can be re-loaded but I really MISS my eps.
Goku: (happily) The first 10 customers get a free subway sandwich!!
Vegeta: WE'RE the customers, baka! (shakes his head)
Goku: Oh.... (cheerful) SUBWAY! EAT FRESH!
Chuquita: I prefer McDonalds, Wendy's and Burger King.
Goku: Heehee, wouldn't it be funny if there was a planet called Burger and all the residents were little french-fries
and they were ruled over by a giant cheeseburger and hotdog!
Vegeta: (to Goku) Getting hungry, aren't you Kakarrotto?
Goku: YES I AM! [holds up credit card] Would little Veggie care to join me in some eating dee-lights?
Vegeta: (surprised) Is that ONNA'S credit card?
Goku: (grins) Yes it is! (pouty) I'm not allowed to have my own.
Vegeta: (smirks) Suddenly I have an unattainbale desire to eat mass quantities of food. COME KAKARROTTO! TO THE SNACK
BAR!!!
Goku: (cheers) HOORAY!!!!
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from Shounen Jump #3
Mirai Trunks: Yamcha was never really, umm...faithful. She got fed up and broke up with him for good.
Then she saw my father, sitting all alone and it just...happened. They never married though, you know how she is.
Special Thanks Spot: LCP, Miyanon.
Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: (sweatdrops at Quote) So that's how it happened, huh?
Goku: (blinks) Wow, I didn't know you could get lil Veggies to start smooching you just by sitting next to them.
Vegeta: (twitches) That wasn't ALL of it.
Chuquita: (sighs) It's a shame, there is still no clear-cut line telling us if Veggie & Bulma were ever "offically" married
or not. I just go with that "partial saiyajin-marriage/bond" thing in my stories though.
Goku: (happily) Me-n-Chi-chan are O-fficial!
Chuquita: (nods) That you are. Before I go on I wanna point out this fic's "Special Thanks Spot". This is something new that
I'm gonna have throughout this one fic to thank everyone who's sent stuff back to me that I've sent them or they've sent me
before. You see last fic I wrote out a lil help speech cuz when I got this computer fixed the morons fixing it wiped out
EVERYTHING on it. I lost 3gigabytes of stuff! (full episodes, movies, music, images, doodles, doujinshi, scans, etc) Needless
to say, I was very VERY depressed, and it's hard to get me depressed. Well I'm feeling better having recovered some images
from my sent-mail aol files and as of today two of my friends have sent back some copies of stuff I sent them & they have
sent me. When someone sends something I'm going to add their name to the list. I'll have a copy of it in each chapter of this
story w/an updated version of the list!
Goku: (smiles) Aww, that is nice Chu-sama!
Chuquita: Yeah, I thought so! :)
Goku: Even before this happened mediaminer was being mean and got rid of all our moving-gif images. Like the one of Veggie
singing--
Chuquita: --which I got a copy back of cuz LCP sent me one.
Goku: --the one of me winking--
Chuquita: On the old computer--
Goku: And the Veggie-plushie, flying me, falling Veggie, and everything else--
Chuquita: --which is lost to the wind. (sad sigh) (perks up) Well, on the bright side I DID get my 5th Shounen Jump in the
mail today! It's the one where Veggie finally goes ssj!
Goku: (hugs Veggie) I am so proud of my lil Vedge'ums!
Vegeta: (glowing bright red) (squeaks out) Thank you.
Chuquita: I'm going to use one of his lines in this for the next chapter's Quote of the week. One that I've heard previously
yet still burst into unintentional laughter whenever I read it.
Goku: Heeheehee. [Kuririn: N-no way..!! Why is HE a s-super saiyajin...?! I thought you had to have a "pure heart"! Veggie:
My heart IS pure...pure EVIL!] (giggles some more) Veggie--*heeheehee*--pure EVIL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Vegeta: (groans) I am TOO "evil"!
Goku: (looks down at Veggie) Heehee....heeheehee...aww ~*VEGGIE*~!!! [hugs softer] I ~*luv*~ my ~*Veh-gee*~!!!
[cuddles Veggie]
Vegeta: (whole body now glowing bright red) (gulps) Oh God....
Chuquita: Speaking of "luv", today's fic is a Valentine's Day Special!
Goku: (cheery) Nearly 2 months late!
Chuquita: (nervous laugh) Heh-heh, yeah...anyway, we have for you today our second Veggietine's Day special!
Goku: (grins) That is my special name for Valentine's Day!
Vegeta: (twitches) That brings back one nightmare-ish memory...
Chuquita: Oh yeah! In the first Veggietine's Day special Goku had Cu (cupid) do him a favor by hitting Veggie with his
strongest arrow cuz Veggie was bein a grump about the holiday.
Goku: BUT the arrow as a lil too strong and Veggie went all mushy and suave-ay on me.
Vegeta: (glares at him) (annoyed) I STILL have slight after-effects from that baka arrow!
Goku: (grins at Veggie) Heeheehee.
Chuquita: But there aren't any luv-arrows this time.
Vegeta: (looks upward) Thank GOD!
Chuquita: (happily) INSTEAD, we're treated to a visit by future Goku & future Veggie (the ones from the suppose-ed 100 yrs
in the future Chi-Chi met in "Veggie Wins?!")
Vegeta: (smirks) Well, this ought to be pleasant. Onna having to deal with TWO of me. (insert evil scheme)
Goku: (w/big sparkily eyes) I get to play with *TWO* little Veggies this Veggietine's Day?
Chuquita: Yup! (smiles)
Goku: (turns to Veggie, still musing) Heh-heh-heh....
Vegeta: (freezes in place) I don't like the look on his face...
Goku: [reaches out to Veggie] Little Veggie come'ere~~
Vegeta: Uhh...
Goku: [holds something over his head] MISTLETOE!!! (smoochy-face)
Vegeta: (panic) THAT'S-CHRISTMAS-YOU-BAKAYARO!!! [waved his arms in the air]
Goku: (stops) Oh....hey Veggie's right! (blinks) In that case, CANDY FOR VEGGIE INSTEAD! [hands Veggie a bag of mixed
choclates]
Vegeta: (sigh-of-relief) *Whew* Better. (sniffs candy) What's in this one?
Goku: Fiiiiiiiiiish. (big dum grin)
Vegeta: ... (twitch) Nevermind. (to Chu) Just start the story already!
Chuquita: If you insist! :D
Summary: It's Valentine's day again and this time our favorite little ouji's prepared for any mushy onslaught Goku can throw
at him. But when his future self makes a surprise visit to tick off Chi-Chi, can Veggie save himself from being embarassed by
his other self? And when future Goku decides to switch places with the present one to be with his family again, will Veggie
be able to switch them back before his future self and present Goku travel too far into deep space to be found? And how did
Veggie end up with a bag of dirt as a Valentine's Day gift? Find out!
Vegeta: Looks like this is gonna be a big one.
Chuquita: (grins) I hope so! I have a lot of good stuff and ideas to cram into this fic!
Goku: Happy be-lated Veggietine's day to all!
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" Ah, pink. " Vegeta snickered as he sat up in bed. Once again, the same as last year, the entire interior of Capsule
Corp was a bright, pinkish color and tint, " But this time I'm ready for him, right? " Vegeta smirked at the gigantic box of
chocolates he had bought for Goku that lay next to his bed, " That big baka isn't gonna send any weirdos up here to put
mushy-attracting-spells on me this time! BWAHAHAHA! " he laughed, hopping out of bed, " I'm going to give Kakarrotto his
gift, watch him stuff his face, he'll fall asleep, and I can get through this pink-tinted day unharmed. " Vegeta boasted as
he walked over to his closet and pulled out a pink version of his normally navy-blue training outfit along with two boots
that were red-tipped instead of yellow. The ouji mentally cringed, " The faster I get this over with, the faster the world
around me can go back to being non-pink. " he said, changing out of his pajamas and into his training outfit. Vegeta picked
up the huge heart-shaped box of chocolate and proudly made his way downstairs. Everything around him was also decked out in
pinkish hues and tints. However, Vegeta put a mental block on all this due to the fact that he was keeping his defenses high
incase another one of the arrows from last Valentine's day made its way back into the house.
Vegeta looked around to see the living room strangely empty. He sensed around to find nearly the entire gang's ki's
were in one of the larger guestrooms several floors up, " At least Bulma had enough sense to move all those bakas. "
" *DINGDONG*DINGDONG*DINGDONG*!!! " an excited, near-psychotic doorbell rang. Vegeta sweatdropped.
" Wonderful timing, Kakarrotto. " he twitched, then took a deep breath, and, bracing for the worst, opened the door,
" Hello? " Vegeta cringed, expecting to be tackled head-on by Goku.
" Heehee, heeheehee. " an eager little giggle came from infront of him. Vegeta turned his head back to the doorway
to see Goku standing there beaming with excitement as he held out both his hands. Sitting on his palms was a small yellow
Capsule Corp Capsule. The capsule had an insanely large pink bow tied around it and a small tag reading "For my Veggie" in
childish handwriting.
" Uhh...hi, Kaka-- "
" --HAPPYVEGGIETINE'SDAYTOYOUMYFAVORITELITTLEVEGGIEINTHEWHOLEWIDEWORLD!!! " Goku squealed, glomping onto him, " Oh
Veggie I got you the best gift ever and I worked so hard to get it for you and you're gonna love it and be so happy and I
love when Veggie's happy cuz he's got such a nice little smile!!! " the larger saiyajin cooed.
Vegeta slumped his his place in the hug, his entire body glowing bright red.
" MMMMMMmmmmMMmmmm~~~ " the larger saiyajin mmm'ed happily as he rubbed the smaller one's back with the hand that was
back there, " Little Veggie will adore the present I got him! It's the best surprise and best gift ever!! "
" Heh-heh-heh-heh-hehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... " Vegeta trailed off, his brain beginning to go numb from all the
kaka-germs infiltrating his body, " Aww, Kakayyyyyyyyyyyy. "
" Aw brother! " Chi-Chi slapped herself on the forehead, standing behind them. Her annoyed presence also snapping
Vegeta out of his mental dreamland.
" Why Onna, hello. " Vegeta smirked, " Happy "Veggietine's" Day to you. "
" I don't care what GOKU calls it, Ouji. It's VALENTINE'S day to everyone else who ISN'T Goku on this planet and I
plan to honor its REAL name. " Chi-Chi snorted.
" If you're so gung-ho on "real" names, why don't you call Kakarrotto, Kakarrotto? " he smirked.
" Shuddup. You know what I meant. " Chi-Chi said, then looked up at Goku, who was still enjoying the large, 'magical'
hug he had his little buddy in, " Goku, let go of him! " she said, annoyed.
" Hmm? " Goku let out a few giggles, " I luv Veggie... "
" I'm sure you do. But now is the time to LET GO of Veggie, oh-kay? " Chi-Chi calmly suggested.
" K! " Goku chirped, then gave Vegeta one last squeeze and let go. The larger saiyajin was also dressed up in a
Valentine's day version of his outfit. A pink gi with a red t-shirt underneath.
" I've seen enough pink to last me the rest of the year. " Vegeta stuck his tongue out, then glanced over at Chi-Chi,
" Hey Onna, how come YOU'RE not wearing something pink-tinted? " he pointed at her.
" Because I refuse to wear the same colors as YOU are. " Chi-Chi retorted.
Vegeta shrugged, " Fair enough. I guess you just don't want to match like Kakay and I do. " he said in a mock-tone.
" HEY! I _DO_ match Veggie! " Goku grinned, looking down at his gi and at Vegeta's, " We are two of a pear! " he
smiled down at the ouji, " Or an orange, or an apple! Or an-- "
" *A-HEM*! " Vegeta let out an attention-getting cough, " Candy for Kakay? " he smirked, holding out the gigantic
box of chocolates.
" Oh ~*VEGGIE*~!! " Goku stared at the box, musing, " You are even sweeter than the candy you purchase!! "
Chi-Chi nearly gagged.
" Why don't you open it and try some. It's VERY delicious. " Vegeta teased slightly.
" YEAH! " Goku cheered, only to have something grab his hand.
" Maybe you should wait until we get home, huh. " Chi-Chi made a fake smile, " You know, so we can test it for
poisons and potions and such. "
" But Chi-chan I am hungry NOW. " Goku pouted.
" Well then why don't you come upstairs, Kaka-chan. There's plenty of goodies up there for you to eat. After all,
that is where Bulma and the others are. " Vegeta pointed out.
Goku grinned, " LET'S GO EAT, LITTLE VEGGIE! " he said, reaching to pick the ouji up.
" ...Goku? " Chi-Chi said flatly.
Goku glanced over his shoulder to see her still outside, " Oh. And Chi-chan! I will go eat with little Veggie AND
Chi-chan! "
" Good. " Chi-Chi said, then made her way towards the stairs.
" But first Veggie gets to open his present! "
Chi-Chi fell over, " HE CAN OPEN HIS "PRESENT", LATER! " she yelled angrily.
Bulma walked down the stairs towards them, " Oh hi Chi-Chi, glad you two finally made it he-- " she paused when she
noticed Goku eagerly crowded over Vegeta and teaching the ouji how to untie the large ribbon on his capsulized gift. Bulma
sweatdropped, knowing full well the smaller saiyajin could tie and untie things on his own but instead played along to the
larger, naive one's directions. Goku giggled with delight as he helped Vegeta untie the bow, " Oh brother. " Bulma groaned,
" Hi Son-kun. " she smiled at Goku, ignoring the situation with the ribbon as to avoid any one of the trio from losing their
temper, " What do you have there? "
" Happy Veggietine's Day Bulma! " Goku chirped, " And THIS is a present I got ESPECIALLY for Veggie. " he said
proudly, then handed the capsule to Vegeta, " Here Veggie, YOU open it! "
" Why thank you, Kakarrotto-chan. I shall do so with pleasure. " Vegeta smirked in a sweet tone. Goku laughed.
" I assume the "plan for the day" is appease Goku so you don't get another arrow through your stomach, right? " Bulma
whispered to the ouji.
" Pretty much, yeah. " Vegeta whispered back, chuckling. He tossed the capsule to the ground. A puff of smoke
exploded and dissipated to reveal what looked like a rather large piece of land inside a humongous, clear, plastic-bag.
" TA-DA!!! " Goku lept infront of it, " WELL? ISN'T IT THE GREATEST THING _EVER_!!! " he grinned.
" ... " Vegeta blinked, utterly confused, " You bought me a bag of dirt? "
" Haha, maybe it's because you're such a dirtbag! " Chi-Chi laughed, " Yeah I know it was cheesy but it was way too
easy. " she smirked at Vegeta, who rolled his eyes.
" Oh! Come on Veggie! Don't you recognize it! " Goku said, pointing to the bag, He opened a little hole in the side
of it, " Here, take off one of your gloves and put your hand inside it! " Goku reached for Vegeta's right hand and tried to
take the glove off. The ouji grabbed the other side of his glove to keep it on his hand.
" What?! I AM NOT PUTTING MY HAND IN A BAG FULL OF GRASS AND DIR-- " Vegeta was cut off when Goku pushed the ouji's
now un-gloved right hand into the grass.
" Well? "
" It feels like regular grass to me. "
" UGH! " Goku groaned, " Little Veggie now cover your eyes and sniff the grass! "
Vegeta looked at him as if he had suddenly groan another eyeball.
" PLEASE Veggie! I worked so hard and it's so special to you! " Goku pleaded with a heart-felt look on his face.
" Alright. " Vegeta shrugged, then did so. He covered his eyes and took a whiff of the grass and dirt only to be
greeted with a flashback.
/dl
:::" HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! " the 5 year old chibi ouji shouted as he flew forth, punching his fist out. King Bejito
blocked his blow. The two saiyajins continued to spar until the Bejito sent a blow that caused chibi Vegeta to plummet into
the ground below. The chibi sat up and pouted stubbonly. Bejito laughed.
" Hahaha! It's alright Vegeta, a little dirt never hurt anyone. " he smirked flying down to him and hovering slightly
off the ground.
Chibi Vegeta grinned suddenly to Bejito's surprise, then grabbed a handful of dirt and threw it at his face. Bejito
yelped and sputtered as the ouji ran off across the backyard of the castle, laughing. Bejito twitched, then ran after him,
laughing slightly himself, " Hey! Come back here! ":::
/dl
" This is part of my backyard... " a wide-eyed Vegeta murmured in shock as he uncovered his eyes and stared at the
20 foot long chunk of land.
" Noooooo~~ " Goku giggled, " It's a big chunk of land from Bejito-sei!!! " he waved his arms in the air, " Or at
least, part of it. I figured that since Veggietine's Day is about love that the thing Veggie would most love is to see his
home again. But since it got blown up I thought I'd go out into space using the old gravity-chamber/spaceship Dr. Briefs made
and bring back some of Veggie's home here to him! " Goku explained happily, " Dr. Briefs still had the coordinates from when
he worked on the saiyajin spaceship that brought me to to get me to Namek. So he input them into the other ship and off I
went. It took me all weekend to get there and back too! "
Vegeta stared at him in shock, " ... "
" You--you see little Veggie I would've brought back a bigger piece but this is the biggest one that could fit in the
ship without sending me off-course because it would weight too much! Freezer blew up your planet but he sure didn't
annihilate it! " Goku grinned, " There's chunks of land EVERYWHERE, Veggie! There's still even a slightly higher gravity
leftover from the planet that circles around 'um all! I wonder what Bejito-sei was made of to still have chunks of land after
a blast like THAT! " he said happily, " And there wasn't just land there too, there was some stuff that made it! I also found
this! " he pulled out what looked like a necklace with a large medal on it bearing the royal house of Bejito-sei's emblem on
it, " And this pillow! " Goku also pulled out a slightly dirty, child-sized pillow, " Don't ask me how the pillow survived,
I'll never know! "
" ... " Vegeta continued to stare, his pupils getting wider.
" Veggie? " Goku blinked, curious.
The smaller saiyajin walked up to Goku and silently hugged onto him, covering his face w/the front of Goku's gi. Goku
smiled and hugged back.
" Aww, you're welcome little Veggie. " Goku smiled, " After all, you never really got to say goodbye to your home and
now that you have this piece of your real home's backyard, you really don't have to. "
Vegeta remained silent and squeezed a little tighter momentarily. The larger saiyajin giggled in response.
" Oh God, I'm going to blow chunks. " Chi-Chi moaned, a pale-greenish tint to her face.
" You didn't know Goku did this for him? " Bulma said, surprised, " Why even _I_ didn't know about it, and Dr Briefs
is my FATHER! " she exclaimed.
Chi-Chi walked over to the still-hugging saiyajins, " Goku! " she whispered frantically, " What, are, you, DOING! "
" Holding my little Veggie cuz he's all emotional over getting some of our homeplanet back. " Goku responded.
Chi-Chi smacked herself on the forehead, " Goku, what don't you get about the term "Valentine's Day"! You're supposed
to be giving everybody cards and candy and flowers like you did last year!! Not bring the Ouji pieces of his blown-up planet!
What are you trying to DO! Get into the spirit of gift-giving or COURT the smelly, evil little Ouji!!! "
Goku looked at her, deep in thought. He bent down slightly and sniffed Vegeta's hair, " HEY! Veggie does not SMELL!
At least not BAD anyway! And he may be little but he's definately not evil! " he tapped Vegeta on the shoulder, " Right,
Veggie? " Goku smiled warmly. The smaller saiyajin looked up, teary-eyed.
" Namba wahkuh arigato, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta squeaked out in his native tongue, trying very hard to keep any tears
from slipping out his eyes.
" See that Chi-chan! Veggie LUVS me! " Goku said cheerfully, then picked the ouji up with one arm and capsulized his
gift with the other, " We can't just leave your backyard out in the living room like that Veggie. I'm sure you'll think of
a nice place to put it and the medal and the pillow once we're done eating pastries with the others, oh-kay? " he explained
comfortingly, " Because if I know my Veggies, they always think best on a full-tummy! Am I right? " Goku playfully held
Vegeta out and away from him, " Hmm? " he closed his eyes, smiled, and cocked his head.
" ... "
" I'M RIGHT!!! " Goku squealed, grabbing and hugging Vegeta against him again. He made his way up to the stairs,
" Hey Bulma, do we have any strawberry cheesecake for my favorite little buddy? "
" Umm, yeah. I'll go, show you where I put all the cakes. " Bulma said, slightly confused as she climbed the stairs
ahead of them. The trio turned the corner.
" Chi-chan! Hurry up! You'll miss all the food and me and Veggie will eat everything on you! " Goku teased.
Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes and grumbled, climbing the stairs, " Something tells me this is going to be one of those
days... "
/dl
" Heh-heh-heh, I love Valen--err, Veggietine's Day. " Mirai Trunks said as he walked by pushing a wheel-barrel filled
with letters from many female fans he had never met before, " Sometimes I feel like a movie star.. " he smirked.
" Sometimes I feel like I'm going to end up just like Muten Roshi. " Yamcha frowned as his shoulders sank, " I never
get any love-letters and now that Bulma's with Vegeta I'm going to be single FOREVER!! "
" Who said there was anything wrong with bein single forever? " Oolong inquired, cocking an eyebrow.
" YOU'RE A PIG! OF COURSE IT MAKES NO SENSE TO YOU!! HOW MANY FEMALE PIGS DO YOU SEE WALKING AROUND WEST CITY!! "
Yamcha exclaimed.
" Actually, quite a few. " Oolong grinned, holding up a letter, " Look at this little baby. "
Yamcha gawked, " YOU! Even YOU got a letter!? WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!! Why don't I just get myself an oddly-shaped
cane, a pair of sunglasses, and shave my head bald right now! " he mocked.
" Hey, you pickin on me? " Roshi said from at the buffet three feet away from them. Yamcha sweatdropped.
" I mean, even Kuririn is married now! He's FOUR FOOT something! HE HAS NO NOSE!!! I am of normal height and have
all my organs intact!! "
" That could be questionable. " Juuhachigou said as she walked by with a drink.
" Juuhachigou, can I ask you something? How can you get married to Kuririn! "
" Well, for one thing he's not a pig like you two are. " she commented, then left.
" Hahaha, " Oolong laughed, " --hey, is that an insult? "
" Please! "
" No. "
" PLEASE! "
" No. "
" Come on Bura! I have a plot and Goten's my sidekick so he needs to come with me! Besides who will I blame this on
if something goes wrong! " chibi Trunks exclaimed.
" Well you're gonna have to take the blame yourself then because Goten is my valentine for the day. " Bura pouted,
then smiled at him, " Right Goten? "
Goten was sitting next to her eating a humongous chocolate heart, " Mmph-mmph! "
Trunks sighed, " Oh forget it. " he grumbled, walking off. The chibi froze infront of the window on the fourth floor
room, " It's a u.f.o! " he gawked quietly. The ship was in a deep navy and gold colors, " Goten? " he said while keeping his
eyes fixed outside, " Goten! " he hissed in a whisper.
" HI TRUNKS!! " Goten waved to him from across the room, then continued eating the candy Bura supplied him with.
Trunks sweatdropped.
" Hey little buddy, feeling any better? " Goku asked as he sat next to Vegeta at one of the tables, " Are you done
making those happy-sounding squeaky noises? " he smiled.
Vegeta nodded, almost back to normal if not for his brief twitches of glee. The ouji was eating a large piece of
cheesecake while Chi-Chi sat across from Goku and Vegeta.
" So you were telling the truth, but you were lying too? " she said to Goku.
" No! I told you I went somewhere to train for the weekend, and I was training because the ship is built for that.
And I was going to find the perfect Veggietine's Day gift for Veggie. " Goku nodded, then turned to Vegeta, " And did I
succeed? " he said sweetly. The ouji smiled; still shaken; and nodded, " I *wuv* my widdle Veh-gee, Chi-chan. " Goku said in
a baby-voice while tickling Vegeta's arm. The smaller saiyajin tried to ignore it. Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes and prepared to
kill Vegeta on the spot.
" *Ding-Dong*! " the doorbell rang from downstairs.
" I'll, get it. " Chi-Chi gritted between her teeth, then got up and grabbed Gohan by the back-collar, pulling him
out of his conversation with Videl, " Gohan! " she snapped, " You make sure your Toussan and the evil, stinky Ouji never
leave this room until I return from answering the door. GOT IT! "
" Uhh, h--hai Kaasan. " Gohan said, slightly confused. Chi-Chi let go and left the room, then made her way until she
got to the front door. The doorbell ringing calmly yet repeatedly.
She opened the door, " Yeah, whadda you want! "
" Onna. Hello and happy "Veggietine's Day". " what looked like Vegeta wearing a black training suit, gold-tipped
boots, and gold and white lined saiyajin shoulder armor and cape said; smirking, " Didja miss me? "
" ... " Chi-Chi's eyes bugged out of her head, " AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! " she
pointed at him in terror, her hand shaking. Vegeta pointed upward. Chi-Chi turned her head that way and shrieked again to see
a large, very familiar spaceship, " AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH--AHH AHH AHH AHH AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! "
" CHI-CHI! "
" CHI-CHI! "
" CHI-CHAN ARE YOU ALRIGHT!! " Goku, along with the rest of the gang, came running down the stairs, everyone in a
panic that something terrible had happened to her. Vegeta, on the other hand, merrily strolled down the steps whistling a
content little tune. Goku sweatdropped at the sight.
Chi-Chi looked over her shoulder to see the Vegeta in the normal, yet dyed pink for the holiday, outfit; then back at
the one wearing the same expression but with the outfit mentioned earlier.
" It's been a long 5 years, hasn't it Onna? " the caped Vegeta spoke up, " Well, 5 years in MY time, anyway. how long
has it been since I saw you last, hmm? Six, seven months I think? "
Chi-Chi stepped to one side so the group could see the other ouji. She pointed to him while her bottom left eyelid
twitched nervously.
Everyone gasped in shock with the exception of Goku who let out an eager-sounding squeal.
" MORE VEGGIES FOR ME!!! "
" NO YOU DON'T!! " Chi-Chi shouted, sounding frightened this time. The caped Vegeta blinked at Goku as if the squeal
seemed unnatural, " HE'S EVEN MORE EVIL THAN THE ONE STANDING NEXT TO YOU!! DON'T YOU DARE GET ANY CLOSER TO THIS ONE!! HE'LL
WARP YOUR FRAGILE LITTLE MIND!!! " she scholded him.
" No I won't, Kakay, come here. I'd like to see you. " the caped Vegeta said calmly, holding out one of his hands.
The larger saiyajin let out a shy little giggle, looking down at his feet, slightly embarrassed.
" *A-HEM*! " a noise came from below Goku that sounded like a familiar attention-getting cough. Goku looked down to
see the smaller saiyajin glaring up at him.
" *AWWWWWWWW*!! Lookit you! " Goku awwed at present Vegeta, picking him up under the arm. The ouji sweatdropped,
" So! Other Veggie, I have not seen that costume bee-fore. That means you must be from the future! " he deduced.
The caped Vegeta clapped for him, " Good job, Kakarrotto. Very good job. " he humored Goku, who grinned widely in
response, " Here, have a cookie! " future Vegeta held out a chocolate-chip cookie.
" WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! " Goku let out a happy noise, then grabbed the cookie and ate it whole.
Present Vegeta sweatdropped, " Baka. "
" GOKU!! Why are you eating that! Who knows what that EVIL Ouji put in there! " Chi-Chi exclaimed.
" I thought _I_ was the "evil ouji". " present Vegeta cocked an eyebrow, confused.
" YOU ARE! HE'S JUST EVEN EVILLER BECAUSE HE'S THE ONE WHO WON!!! " she screamed. Everyone stared at her, then in
shock at future Vegeta who only nodded in response.
" What?! " Bulma gawked, " How could he have-- "
" Easy. I'm from 105 years in the future. You're all dead; except Kakay and I that is. " the ouji explained.
" A hundred---YOU'RE THE ONE WHO STARTED THIS WHOLE BAKA "KAKARROUJO" THING BY DECIDING TO TEASE ONNA AND SAYING
KAKARROTTO WAS YOUR OUJO!!! " present Vegeta struggled out of Goku's hold, then hopped down and stomped over to his future
counterpart, " How DARE you say something like that!! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT I'VE GONE THROUGH SINCE KAKARROTTO FIRST
HEARD ABOUT SOME FUTURE ME NAMING HIM MY _PRINCESS_!!!! "
" Of course I do, I'm from the future, I went all through this already. " the future ouji nodded, causing the present
one to sweatdrop, " Besides, Kakay IS my princess. " he rattled off cooly.
" WHAT!!! " Vegeta screamed while Goku geared up to make another squeal. Bura pulled on Goku's pantleg.
" Oh Kakarroujo it IS true! The Toussan with the cape says you really ARE his ~*oujo*~ and he luvs you! " she said
happily.
" Heehee...heeheehee..... " Goku grinned excitedly, letting little giggles escape through his teeth every once in a
while.
Present Vegeta twitched at the over-eager expression on his peasant's face and promptly pushed his counterpart
outside, " May I speak with you for a moment. " he narrowed his eyes.
" Alright. " future Vegeta shrugged casually.
The present one cleared his throat, " For starters, WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TRYING TO DO!!! " he screamed in the other
ouji's face.
" Well, it's been a good five years in space and Kakay and I decided to use the time-travel device on the ship to
annoy Onna for a day. " the future ouji shrugged, then smirked, " It gets very peaceful up there without the joy of rubbing
it in Onna's face of the fact that I've won, you know. "
" Well WHY DID YOU PICK TODAY!! Do you have any idea what today is! It's "Veggietine's Day". " they both said in
groaning unison. Present Vegeta blinked, " Kakarrotto still calls it that? "
" Yup. "
" "Veggietine's Day". "
" Uh-huh. " the future one sighed.
" Not VALEN, VEGGIE. "
Future Vegeta nodded.
" Well that's just great! 100 years and Kakarrotto is still acting like Kakarrotto. " the present ouji groaned in
annoyance.
" No, actually mine's much nicer. " a fairly large grin creeped up on future Vegeta's face, " Kakay calms down more
each time one of the bakas in that house croaks. AND, since I'm the only one left, Kakay is especially careful with me. He
can't let anyone hurt me, but it's still very clear to him that I'm definately in-charge. " the caped one boasted.
Vegeta looked over his shoulder to see Goku still in the house through the open door behind him, bouncing up and
down eagerly while making excited noises, " "definately in-charge", huh? " he said skeptically.
" HI VEGGIES!! " Goku waved to them. Present Vegeta waved back in a slightly sickened manner while the the future
one smirked and waved harkeningly.
Vegeta whispered to the future version, " Between you and me, Kakarrotto doesn't REALLY become the saiyajin no oujo
in the future, right? "
" I'm afraid that question will be left to be answered another time. " future Vegeta replied.
" You're not gonna tell me, are you? " the present said flatly.
" Nope! "
" THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE!! "
" I told you already, to bug Onna. " future Vegeta explained, " Now if you'll excuse me-- " he said, walking past
Vegeta.
" Where's Kakarrotto? "
" Hmm? " the future saiyajin looked over his shoulder.
" You're me. I wouldn't time travel from the future without Kakarrotto along for the ride. Where is he. " Vegeta
said suspicously.
" Oh. Up there. " future Vegeta pointed above them. The younger ouji looked up and nearly fell over to see the
gigantic spaceship, " If I'm correct you're not even finished in the planning stages for this beauty yet, are you? "
Present Vegeta's jaw hung open, " ... "
" MY Kakarrotto is inside. I told him to stay put. He's much safer in there. Besides, he's very shy with anyone but
me and I'd prefer if he stayed in the ship. "
" KAKARROTTO!? "SHY"?! " Vegeta gawked in disbelief.
" LITTLE VEGGIES! " present Goku grinned, latching an arm onto each of them, " Come inside and have pie with me! We
have plenty for future Veggie so there is no need to worry! "
Future Vegeta put a finger in each ear, twitching, " I forgot how loud you were. "
" Aww, thank you, future Veggie! " Goku smiled, " Now come eat with us! The food is good and so am I! " he let go of
them and went back inside.
The future ouji mused, " Ah, my sweet, sweet Kaka-chan... "
Vegeta smacked him across the back of the head, " Cut that out!!! " he exclaimed, embarassed, " It's humiliating!
Except if it's me doing it, then it's oh-kay. "
" But I am you-- "
" --OH SHUDDUP!! "
/dl
" Tell me about my room on the pretty spaceship again, future Veggie? " Goku sighed contently, listening intently
upon the older, yet seemingly unaged ouji's tale of their wonderful spaceship and all the amazing places he and Goku's future
counterpart had gone to.
" What haven't I told you yet. " future Vegeta mumbled, trying to think of something he hadn't said that yet that
still wouldn't endanger his own timeline, " AH! The gandana! I haven't told you about the gandana yet! " he perked up.
" The "food storage"? " present Vegeta cocked an eyebrow, translating the word to english from saiyago.
" Hai! There's an entire room in the ship with gandanas covering the walls. We even have a special technology that
clones the food you've finished eating already so we don't get hungry if the ship stalls; of course that never happens, but
you need be safe you know. " the ouji explained.
" Heeheeheehee. " the larger saiyajin giggled.
::A room full of refridgerators. Probably Kakarrotto's idea:: present Vegeta mentally rolled his eyes.
" It was your idea to put it in. " future Vegeta said to Goku.
::Thought so:: Vegeta added.
" I'm not sure how much longer I can take this. " Chi-Chi growled, sitting across the table next to Gohan, Videl,
Yamcha, and Bulma.
" Aww Chi-Chi, I'm sure Son-san's fine. " Videl spoke up.
" LOOK AT HIM!! HE'S SMUSHED IN THE MIDDLE OF A OUJI SANDWICH!! " Chi-Chi shouted, pointing to Goku, who was indeed
sitting between the two Vegetas.
" I doubt the Vegeta from the future would do anything to endanger his timeline so he probably won't try anything. "
" Then why is he here in the first place!!! "
" Oh, no particular reason. " future Vegeta smirked, listening in on the conversation, " I'm just here to, you know,
wish you all a "Happy Veggietine's Day". It's been very long since I've seen any of you, especially like this. "
" Oh future-Toussan your cape is so pretty! " Bura mused, hugging onto the soft, black material.
" Why thank you B-chan! " the ouji smiled, " You know, Bura's very lucky. She outlived everyone else in this
household with the exception of Kakay and I. "
" HA! " Bura pointed at chibi Trunks and laughed.
" I hope she's forced to GUM her food when she gets old. " Trunks grumbled to Goten, who only laughed at the thought.
Chi-Chi got up out of her seat and walked over to Goku and the two oujis, " Go-chan, honey, why don't you come to
the kitchen with me and you can help make some brownies. " she offered, pushing the oujis to either side away from Goku.
" You really mean it! _I_ get to help Chi-chan COOK something! " Goku grinned, leaping to his feet and hugging her,
" Oh wow Chi-chan! You NEVER let me be your cooking assistant! " he said with big sparkily eyes. Chi-Chi smiled at him.
" Sure you can help me, Go-chan. There's so many people that with you as my assistant we can get the brownies done
in no time. " she explained.
" YAY!!! " Goku cheered, " I LUV COOKING WITH MY CHI-CHAN!!! " he said, then looked over at the two Vegetas,
" Normally Chi-chan doesn't let me cook with her because she says I eat and burn everything! " he said happily.
Chi-Chi sweatdropped and shook the frightening memory of the last time she let Goku help her cook something, ::There
were chicken parts EVERYWHERE!:: she mentally shuddered, recollecting. Chi-Chi looked over to see both ouji smirking evilly
at her, knowing very well the larger saiyajin's cooking skills were; aside from killing something, putting a stick through it
, and holding it over a fire; leaving much to be desired, ::However if it'll get him away from the two oujis over there I'll
brave teaching Goku how to use the oven..again:: she took the eager Goku's hand and the couple went into the kitchen.
" Heh-heh-heh, it's fun to watch Onna squirm over this. " future Vegeta snickered, then turned to the present one,
" Don't you agree? "
" Hai... " Vegeta trailed off, " I STILL want to know about the future Kakarrotto though. " he folded his arms.
" *Beep*beep*! *Beep*beep*! " something started beeping loudly in future Vegeta's pocket. The ouji pulled out what
looked like a PDA without a keypad and set it on the table.
" What's that? " Bulma said, interested.
" One of many communication devices aboard the ship. The majority of them were taken with us when we first left Earth
and were designed by you. " future Vegeta explained.
" Wow! When do I make this thing! " Bulma smiled, " And, what is it? "
" I don't remember how long ago you made it, but it's purpose is to relay messages by speaking them into it. The
screen shows the speaker's words on the machine's counterpart. Like walkie talkies, only with text. " future Vegeta said
while reading the message of what looked like scribbles to Bulma. The smaller saiyajin chuckled, " Kakay misses me. He's
getting lonely up there, not to mention worried. "
" Since when does Kakarrotto speak saiyago! " the present ouji said, surprised as he looked at the lettering.
" Since I taught him. It's his favorite language now, uses it more than english. " future Vegeta boasted, then
pressed a small button on the device, " Kakay, parasu ya que podinga los zabetos. " he spoke into it. The words appearing on
the screen below the previous statement. Vegeta's in a darker blue than Goku's.
" Kakay I am doing fine and will be back soon. " present Vegeta translated for the others.
The larger saiyajin in the ship smiled with relief at the reply and spoke up again, " Kasinki momomo lawe peh dahdo?
Peno yo, V-sama! "
" It's too quiet and and scary without you up here, please hurry, V-sama. " Vegeta again translated the message to
his future self, then paused, " "V-sama", eh? " a smirk covered his face. He turned to his counterpart, " May I speak to
Kakarrotto? "
" Why? "
" I want to know why he's addressing you respectfully rather than with the titles of "little buddy", "little Veggie",
or, "Vedge'ums". " Vegeta twitched on the last name.
" Because I'm in charge, that's why. I am Kakay's ruler. Besides, he likes that name for me. " the future ouji
grinned contently, " Infact, now that Kakarrotto can speak saiyago, he has many new names for me. "
Present Vegeta groaned as several different ways to say "little buddy" in saiyago ran through his head. He bent over
the machine and pushed his future self to the side. Vegeta pressed the small button on the machine, " Kakarrotto, this is
the "Veggie" from the present time period. Can you hear me? " he said in saiyago.
Future Goku bolted to attention as he stared at the message on the device, " Heeheeheehee... " a slight blush covered
over his nose, " Hai, "Veggie". " Goku chuckled at the word on the screen, then started to press the button on the device
only to stop at the last second with a big smirk on his face. He got up out of the plush seat he was sitting in and left the
room.
" Kakay? Kakarrotto? KAKA-RROTTO CAN YOU HEAR ME!! " present Vegeta said, annoyed as he continued to yell into the
device without any reply.
" HERE I AM VEGGIE!!! " present Goku said excitedly, poking his head around the corner of the kitchen. The large
saiyajin was covered in globs of fudge brownie mix. Vegeta sweatdropped.
" Oh God. " he groaned, then slapped himself on the forehead, " The other Kakarrotto is probably doing the same thing
up in that blasted ship right now. "
" Kakay knows to work the machine, Vegeta. " his future self looked insulted, " He does it all the time, maybe he
went to the bathroom or something. We did have a rather large breakfast. " he turned from annoyance to musing at the gigantic
feast the two saiyajins had eaten earlier, " Ahh, it was delicious. "
" *dingdong*. " the doorbell rang softly.
" NOW what! " present Vegeta groaned exasperatingly.
" MORE VEGGIES HERE TO MEET ME!!! " Goku said excitedly from the kitchen.
" Oh no you don't! " Chi-Chi snapped, grabbing him by the collar.
" I wonder how many more Veggies have come to celebrate Veggietine's Day with me? 2? 3? MAYBE EVEN 10! " Goku said
eagerly.
" *dingdong* *dingdong*. " the doorbell continued to ring softly, " *dingdong**dingdong*DINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONG*!!!"
the bell started ringing loud and excitedly. Everyone in the house sweadropped as the ringing suddenly stopped.
Present Vegeta sighed and walked up to the door and opened it slightly, " Hello---OH. " the ouji froze as something
suddenly shut down in his brain.
" Heehee, Yo wa, "Veggie". " the figure at the door said sweetly, bowing slightly before the ouji. Vegeta gawked at
Goku, or what looked like Goku. There stood the saiyajin at the door that looked exactly like the one in the kitchen with the
exception of a few things. For starters, this Goku was wearing a cream-colored robe with very long sleeves like the red one
the ouji had seen his mother wear on occations, including the small golden Bejito-sei emblem on the left chest. The sleeves
were a pale pink color with gold trim around the end. The saiyajin also had on a pair of pink slippers and the kicker was the
silver, official saiyajin oujo crown that was handed down generations sitting plopped on the peasant's head.
" YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!! " Vegeta screamed in confusion, " VEGE-- " he paused when he noticed the look of
confusion also on his future self, who was unable to see what was behind the door due to it was only open a crack. Vegeta
narrowed his eyes, then closed the door and stepped outside infront of the other Goku, " Kakarrotto. " he nodded suspciously.
" Nambata popula wasri "Kakay", wehpa musa pe na ai so, no Ouji-sama. " the saiyajin said politely, smiling at him.
" Fine. "Kakay". Hello, I am this present time's Vegeta. " the ouji held his hand out to shake future Goku's. The
larger saiyajin looked at the gloved hand for a moment, then fell to one knee and held the ouji's hand against his cheek.
Vegeta visibly paled.
" I am honored to see this you again, "Veggie". So sweet and naive and stupid. " he cuddled against the glove. Vegeta
twitched.
" WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT!!! " the ouji screamed, yanking his hand away, " I'm sick of this horribly played out joke!!
I know as well as you do that you're the same Kakarrotto as the one back inside the house; only 105 years older! "
" ... "
" AND _YOU'RE_ SUPPOSED TO BE THE NAIVE AND STUPID ONE!!! NOT ME!! " Vegeta added.
" Bamu kwapa "sweet". " Goku corrected him.
" Hai.... " Vegeta trailed off, starting to feel slightly uneasy, " Uh, why don't you come in? "
" I would love to come in with you, "Veggie". " the larger saiyajin said sweetly, taking Vegeta's hand just as the
ouji opened the door to Capsule Corp's living room. The ouji quickly pulled his hand out of Goku's nervously.
::This is a joke. It HAS to be! Kakarrotto is just a very good actor, that's all. The other me said he was here to
pull Onna's leg so this must be his revenge for her travelling to the future and messing up his plan!:: Vegeta nodded to
himself, pleased with the answer he had come up with.
" Hello V-sama! " the larger saiyajin said happily, walking inside, " Plopapa ni whistu! Boba nane saa ce, deh na
no-- " Goku froze to see about a dozen pairs of eyes staring at him in shock. The entire group instantly stopped everything
they were doing. He started to breathe faster as a look of nervousness covered his features.
" Hey everbody! Look what I found! " present Goku said excitedly as he walked out of the kitchen, covered in even
more blobs of chocolate fudge brownie mix, " SPRINKLES! " he happily held up the bag of multi-colored pastry decorations. The
saiyajin paused as he noticed everyone had gone silent and had their backs towards him, " Uhh... " Goku cocked his head, then
looked up only to stare directly at his identical counterpart across the room, " Hey....it's me. " he said blankly. Goku
looked at the bag of sprinkles, then smiled at the other him and bounced across the room to him, " HI! I'm Son Goku! You must
be me from the future! We're makin brownies, wanna help! " he grinned widely. Future Goku staring at him as if trying to
recognize him, " I even found rainbow sprinkles! And I know that if you are me you just luv rainbow sprinkles on your
brownies and ice cream! "
" ... " Future Goku glanced around at each person in the room, an uncomfortable feeling of paranoia wrapping around
him. He backed up slightly.
" Future Toussan! " the older Goku felt a tug on his robe and looked down to see chibi Goten, who was eating a
chocolate bar, " Do you want to snack with us? " he grinned.
The large saiyajin felt tears well up in his eyes and fell to his knees, then hugged Goten tightly, " WAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! "
" G--Goku? " Bulma said, cautiously approaching only to have him latch onto her too, still wailing. She sweatdropped.
Goku let go of them both and ran over to the others, hugging each of them.
" Toussan--are you--oh-kay? " Gohan squeaked out, now the one being presently hugged.
" I MISSED YOU!!! " Goku bawled, " I MISSED EVERYBODY SO MUCH AND NOW YOU'RE ALL BACK AND I'M SO HAPPY!!! " he sobbed
loudly. Gohan cocked an eyebrow at future Goku's unmistakable new accent. He let go of Gohan and walked over to present
Vegeta, smiling tear-eyed at the ouji.
" Oh no you don't. You already creeped me out once so far in this chapter, I'm not letting you do it again. " Vegeta
held his hands up in defense. The future saiyajin bent down and looked musingly at Vegeta.
" Aww, "Veh-gee~~" I missed you very much most of all. "
Vegeta narrowed his eyes dangerously, " You try to kiss me and I swear I'll punch you, Future Kakarrotto or no Future
Kakarrotto. "
" Heeheehee. " future Goku laughed at the ouji's threat, then hugged him tightly, " MMM~~~!!! Veggie always got so
squirmy when I hugged him. " he remembered fondly; Vegeta indeed trying to squirm out of the hug.
" Umm, excuse me? " future Goku felt a tap on his shoulder and looked up to see his present self staring down at him,
" That's my Veggie. Yours is over there. " he pointed to future Vegeta, who looked like he was about to have a headache.
" V-sama! " future Goku brightened up even more at the notice of the other ouji, then turned back to the one he had
trapped in an embrace. A bright red, yet very annoyed Vegeta grumbled to himself. Future Goku reached down towards the ouji
only to get slapped across the face by Vegeta's tail.
" DON'T YOU DARE TRY TO "SMOOCH" ME!!!! I'M NOT ENDING UP ALL MUSHY AND KAKA-FRIENDLY LIKE I DID LAST VALENTINE'S
DAY !!! " he screamed.
" "Veggietine's Day". " both Gokus corrected him at once. Vegeta sweatdropped and squeezed his way out of the hug.
He wobbled back and forth a bit, breathing heavily.
" YOU'RE BOTH BIG BAKAS! _YOU_ FOR WEARING THAT RIDICIOUS COSTUME TO TRICK ME AND _YOU_ FOR, FOR, COVERING YOURSELF
IN PASTRY MIX!! " he shook his fist in the air at them.
Present Goku laughed while the future one smiled widely and cocked his head at Vegeta.
" I forgot how much I really liked it when Veggie got all flustered. " future Goku smirked as he watched the ouji
stomp across the room, ranting to himself about mind-boggling peasants, " It's very..alluring. "
" You talk funny. " present Goku said. His future self sweatdropped, " And you got a weird accent. Like the one
little Veggie gets when he starts yelling stuff in Veggie-ese. "
" Saiyago. "
" Yeah! That. "
" V-sama; MY Veggie; and your Veggie in 105 years; taught me how to speak his native language. He taught me many
things about our homeplanet. He even used the dragonballs to wish it and all the good saiyajins back! Of course V-sama is
letting his parents continue to rule over it for the time being though. " future Goku explained while looking around at the
group, who were still slightly shocked by his presense, " V-sama is the sweetest person in the whole wide world and we love
each other very much! " future Goku giggled. Future Vegeta waved to him.
" ... " present Goku cocked his head, " My little buddy's a good person too. LOOK! He gave me chocolates!! " he held
up a near-empty box of candy, then burped, " What did you get this Veggietine's day from your little Veggie? "
" It's a surprise. " future Goku said eagerly, " I am not supposed to unwrap it til later on today! "
" I bet it's something niiiiice. " present Goku turned in future Vegeta's direction, speaking in a sing-song voice.
" It iiiiiis. " the future ouji replied in the same tone.
" SHUDDUP!!! " a very flustered Vegeta screamed angrily at the top of his lungs.
" Oh you're not even in the room anymore! What do you care! " Bulma exclaimed.
" Hmm? " Chi-Chi poked her head around the corner; also covered in globs of fudge, then gasped at the two Gokus,
" GO-CHAN! " she ran over to future Goku and hugged him, " You're still in one piece! " she turned to her Goku, " He finally
remembered me just as the ship was taking off! " Chi-Chi sniffled, " It was so sad! I tried all day and night to get future
you to remember who I was after he had been brainwashed by that evil Ouji over the years and he finally called out "Chi-chan"
as the ship was about to leave! " she looked back up at future Goku, " You remember that, don't you, my poor lonely Go-chan."
Chi-Chi sniffled, then froze as she felt something wiped off her shoulder. Chi-Chi glanced over to see future Goku taking
globs of fudge mix off her sleeve and eating it. Her face flushed a bright red, " Uhh.... "
" I KNOW! Chi-chan is the one who makes good food! " Future Goku smiled as he was hit with another blast of memory
thanks to the taste of the pastry. Chi-Chi laughed excitedly, " But V-sama makes the yummiest snacks of all. " he smirked at
the future ouji only to have Chi-Chi slap him across the face, " Oww! "
" Hahaha! " present Goku laughed, then pouted, " Hey! Chi-chan that was mean of you! He's me! "
Chi-Chi glared at him, then turned back to future Goku to see the saiyajin now in tears. Chi-Chi froze. An enraged
pair of eyes were burrowing through her skull from behind Goku.
" DON'T.....HIT HIM. " future Vegeta snarled venomously at her.
" He was saying something that sounded inappropriate!!! " Chi-Chi exclaimed.
" Goku? Say something "inappropriate"? " Bulma cocked an eyebrow. Chi-Chi turned her attention to present Goku, who
was at the moment bouncing a chocolate from his box on his nose, then catching it in his mouth.
" Bet you 5 bucks he can't do it with 2. " Yamcha said to Kuririn.
Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " Not THAT Goku! THIS ONE! The one that's been living under the Ouji's care for the past 50,
60 years!!! "
" Kuso Onna! " future Vegeta spat angrily at her as he comfortingly led the still-crying future Goku over to a nearby
couch and sat down together. The larger saiyajin sobbing onto Vegeta's shoulder as he took something out of his pocket, then
took off his gloves and squirted some of the substance into his hands, " It's alright Kakay, don't cry. " the ouji said
kindly as he rubbed some of the moistorizer from his hands onto the side of Goku's cheek that had been slapped, " You'll be
all better real soon, I promise. I won't let Onna hit you again. And Onna won't decide to try and hit you again, RIGHT? " he
directed an annoyed gaze at Chi-Chi, who was sputtering somewhere between anger and bewilderment.
" Uhh, yeah. " she blinked.
" See Kakay, everything's alright. " the smaller saiyajin finished, then gave future Goku a tight squeeze before
putting the jar of lotion back into his pocket, " Ai shiteru, Kakay-chan. "
" I'm gonna puke. " Chi-Chi turned a pale greenish color. She suddenly felt something holding her hand and looked
over to see present Goku examining it closely.
" WOW Chi-chan, when did you train to get strong enough to hit me like that! " present Goku looked very impressed
with her, " I mean, you've slapped me before but I've never cried about it, and definately not on the first shot! This is
amazing!!! I guess you wanted to put your full power into it because he's got a 105 more years of training under his belt
than I do but WOW!!! "
Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " Goku, I didn't hit him that hard. I barely even hurt him with how much stronger he is!! The
problem is he's a big baby because the Ouji spoiled you silly after all of us were gone!! "
" That would explain those nice fancy gloves future me's got. " Goku thought outloud, " But he's crying just because
you slapped him!? I don't do that!! " he pouted, folding his arms in embarassment, " ...OH! I get it now! " he grinned, then
teleported over to where the future saiyajins were sitting, " You're just all heartbroken cuz you think Chi-chan doesn't love
you cuz she slapped you! Well that's all wrong, future me! Chi-chan does a lotta rash things when she's mad. Heck, she's
gotten turned into an egg by Buu and stepped on because she slapped him! Just like little Veggies have short tempers
sometimes, Chi-chan has her own temper too, but she still loves you, just like she loves me. "
Chi-Chi looked upward and mumured, " Thank you, God. "
" Yeah but, but it, " future Goku sniffled.
" Hmm? " Goku cocked his head, " It what? "
" IT HURRRRRT!!! " the future saiyajin wailed. Goku fell over.
" WAHHH!! " he twitched, " Future Veggie say something!! " Goku jumped to his feet.
" I can rub you somewhere too if you need it. " future Vegeta offered, " Your hands, your arms, etc. "
" Well....my little Veggie never really does give me rubdowns.... " Goku trailed off.
" THE BROWNIES ARE DONE!!! " Goten's excited voice called from the kitchen.
" OH BOY THE BROWNIES!! " Goku grinned, blocking the two future saiyajins completely out of his mind and rushed off
into the kitchen, " BROWNIES BROWNIES BROWNIES!!! " he chanted eagerly, skipping away. Goku stopped suddenly and shouted
at the ceiling, " LITTLE VEGGIE! COME DOWN AND EAT BROWNIES WITH US FOR THEY ARE DONE!!! "
" NO! " Vegeta snapped, " I REFUSE TO COME DOWN THERE WITH THAT CONFUSING ALTERNATE KAKARROTTO AND THAT MUSH-SPEWING
ALTERNATE ME SITTING IN MY LIVING ROOM!!! " he yelled from inside his bedroom.
" I thought this was our living room. " Dr. Briefs said to his wife, confused. Bunni shrugged.
" So we're "alternates" now? " future Vegeta chuckled, " Sounds like something I'd say. Such denial. "
" Well, maybe if Veggie wants to be a lil poopyhead on Veggietine's Day two years in a row I may have to call Cu and
see if there are any magical arrows a-vailable for little Veggie tummies to-- "
" --let's eat. " Vegeta said quickly, walking past Goku and into the kitchen. Goku looked off in the direction the
ouji had come from, then upstairs where Vegeta had just shouted from inside.
" I am very, VERY confused. " Goku sulked.
" HURRY KAKARROTTO OR YOU WON'T EAT AT ALL!! " Vegeta snapped with impatience. Goku grinned and entered the room; now
leaving the two future saiyajins alone in the living room.
" How's your cheek feeling Kakay? Any better? " future Vegeta said to the larger one in his native tongue.
" Haha! " future Goku laughed cheerfully, then gave the ouji a hug and got up off the couch. Vegeta blinked as he
watched the larger saiyajin's expression go blank. Goku walked curiously and quietly towards the sounds of the kitchen. He
peeked inside slightly to watch in awe.
" Come on Veggie! Have a brownie! " present Goku grinned, holding one up to the ouji.
Vegeta twitched at the greenish blotches all over the object, " Uhh, no Kakarrotto, I'd rather not. "
" Pleeeease? They're so yummy! " Goku tossed half the brownie into his mouth. Vegeta nearly gagged.
" I AM NOT EATING ANYTHING _YOU_ CREATED, KAKARROTTO!! "
" Well if you're not going to eat then you better just leave Ouji. " Chi-Chi shrugged, " No point in you being here
if all you're going to do is insult my poor Go-chan's, err, interesting cooking abilities. "
" Veggie is not insulted by my brownies! " Goku gasped, then looked down at Vegeta, " Are you, Veggie? "
" Of course not, Kakarrotto-chan. " Vegeta smirked in a mock-tone, taking a brownie from Goku's pile off the table,
" Infact, they smell VERY delicious. "
" Reeeeaaaallly, Veggie? " Goku's eyes widened excitedly.
" If it smells that good, why don't you eat it? " Chi-Chi snickered.
" Maybe I will. " Vegeta narrowed his eyes at her, then looked at the grotesque brownie, " Oh dear God... " he
mumbled. Vegeta glanced back up at Goku, who was watching him w/big sparkily eyes and an eager little smile on his face.
Vegeta twitched, then shoved the brownie in his mouth only to instantly spit it back out a second later. The deadweight
brownie fell straight through the floor, creating a fairly large hole.
" WOW! That was so cool, Uncle Veggie! " Goten said, dashing over to the hole in the floor. Vegeta was busy making
gagging noises as he tried to get the taste out of his mouth.
" ... " chibi Trunks also stared at the hole, then grinned cheesily at Bulma, " Hey Kaasan, can me and Goten have the
rest of Son-san's brownies? "
" For what? " she said suspicously.
" ...nothin. "
" Aww, I can't give you ALL my brownies, Trunks. " Goku laughed, " They are to be shared between EVERYBODY!!! " he
exclaimed, " Right guys!? "
The rest of the group looked over at Goku; their cheeks puffed from stuffing their faces with the batch of brownies
Chi-Chi had made. Goku sweatdropped.
" Blehhhh... " Vegeta waddled past the group, disgusted by the odd aftertaste of the brownie. Future Goku smiled at
the group from where he was standing.
" Oh calm down, Vegeta. It can't taste that bad. " Bulma laughed. The ouji looked at her incrediously.
" HA! Have you even tried one of these things! They're DISGUSTING!! " Vegeta exclaimed.
" Hahaha. " Future Goku chuckled, then frowned. The rest of the group seemed to be having so much fun, " Present me's
so lucky. Gohan, Goten, the meanie-lady, Bulma, even...Veggie. I miss them all more than he ever could. " he sniffled, " I
wish I could have them all back like that just one more time. I could have my old house back and all that good meat the
meanie-lady cooks and having Veggie come over for surprise visits and-- " he trailed off as he focused on his present self,
" --hmm... " future Goku trailed off with a slight smirk on his face. He waited until everyone was eating, then gracefully
walked into the room, " Pardon me. " future Goku nodded politely at his present counterpart, who was in the middle of
stuffing a brownie into his mouth, " May I have a word with you, Go-ku? " he smiled, cocking his head.
The saiyajin looked over at his future counterpart, who apparently hadn't used his Earth name in so long as to forget
exactly HOW to pronounce it.
" Oh-kay. " Goku blinked, then got up. He shrugged to the others and followed his present self out into a nearby
hallway.
" Go-ku, how would you like to see the inside of V-sama's spaceship? " his future self asked innocently.
" You mean _I_ get to see what future Veggie's spaceship looks like and play inside it and take a tour! " Goku
grinned.
" Hai. Would you like to go? "
" YEAH!!! " Goku hooted, " --but not now. "
" WHAT!!--I mean, WHY?! "
" Because I gotta finish eating my brownies. " he pointed over his shoulder into the kitchen.
" Come on, Go-ku-kun, you can eat brownies anytime! How many chances are you gonna get to tour a giant spaceship
assembled by your little buddy himself!! " future Goku explained.
Goku grinned at the thought of what sort of rooms could be in the ship, " I bet little Veggie's got a whole room
fulla snacks and toys to play with! And a really big kitchen! And a bathroom! And a, and a, a whole bunch of other neat
Veggie-related stuff!! " he waved his arms in the air excitedly, " I CAN'T WAIT! Let's go, future me!!! " he cheered, racing
to the front door. Future Goku grinned sneakly in the kitchen's direction where the rest of the gang was eating.
" Perfect. "
/dl
" Behold! The crown jewel on the scepter of space!! V-sama's SHIP!!! " future Goku announced proudly as they stood in
the middle of what looked like the biggest, most lavish living room present Goku had ever seen.
" ...WOW, all this stuff belongs to LITTLE VEGGIE! " Goku said with surprise.
Future Goku nodded, " V-sama is VERY special to me. Just like I'm special to him. V-sama wanted to create this ship
so that both of us would be as comfortable as possible. We make a VERY good team. "
" I told MY Veggie that once but he just turns red and makes twitchy noises. " present Goku said while looking
through a beautifully-crafted vase, " Kinda like a half-broken lawnmower. " he chuckled.
" Well I'm sure _I_ could get your Veggie to understand. " future Goku smirked, " It's all in how you present things,
you see. " he led present Goku; who was still looking around in awe; towards a nearby wall, " For example. This may look like
an ordinary coat closet. " he said while holding his arm up behind an unassuming present Goku's head, " But in fact, " he
smacked the back of present Goku's head, instantly knocking him unconsious. Future Goku opened the door and dragged him
inside, " It IS just an ordinary coat clost! " future Goku said cheerfully, swapping his long white gloves with present
Goku's wrist-bands. He completely swapped their outfits until he was the one wearing the gi and his unconsious, present
counterpart donned the pink and white robe, accessories, and crown. Future Goku shoved his present self into the closet and
locked the door. He dusted his hands off and smirked in the closet's direction, " Good-night, Go-ku. "
/dl
" Wow, I forgot how nice my gi used to look! " future Goku said as he stood infront of a mirror near the entrance to
the ship. He looked back at the closet he had locked the other saiyajin in, " I'm really sorry I had to do that, Go-ku.
Please forgive me, we can switch back later. I just, really miss my family and friends, that's all. " he turned back to the
mirror and adjusted the gi sash, " Not to mention that grumpy, challenging earlier version of Veggie! " future Goku grinned,
" Oh boy I can't wait see him again! He seems like he's a challenge in EVERYTHING! " the large saiyajin said, teleporting out
of the ship and back to the front door where he walked inside. Future Vegeta had fallen asleep on the couch. Future Goku
smiled, " Poor V-sama, he's so tired from the long flight here. Time travel's one thing, but flying half-way across the
universe just so you time travel to the right planet is tough. " he thought outloud, sympathetic.
" Goku! Is that you? " Kuririn said from in the kitchen. Future Goku bolted to attention.
" Hai! It's, it's me K--- " the saiyajin's eyes widened as he mentally dusted off several memories in search of his
friend's name, " Kuri--Kuririn! "
" ... " Kuririn cocked an eyebrow at Goku, then shrugged, " You feelin oh-kay, Goku? "
" Oh I'm just fine! " Future Goku said happily.
" Ha! You're not the one who ate those baka BROWNIES! " Vegeta grumbled, walking by while holding his stomach. His
stomach was groaning in pain from Goku's first brownie and the oddly-hard pastry hadn't even made it to Vegeta's stomach.
" Poor baby. " future Goku said comfortingly as he bent down and rubbed the ouji's stomach, " We'll make it all
better, I promise. " the larger saiyajin smiled warmly, then noticed Vegeta's stomach was glowing bright red. He looked up to
see the ouji's face and arms also the bright red color. Vegeta had a shocked look on his face, " OH! I mean, uhh... "
future Goku trailed off, " Poor little Veggie! " he said while trying to ditch his slightly unditchable saiyago accent.
Future Goku grabbed the ouji and gave him a hug, " I, I am sorry that you are in pain. "
Vegeta slipped out of the hug, an uneasy expression on his face, " ..right, err....thanks Kakarrotto. "
" Noopa la queba, Veggie. " Future Goku bowed.
" ...what did you say? " Vegeta looked over at him, bizarro-ed out.
" I said, you're welcome, Veggie. Umm, future me taught me to say a few phrases in saiyago while he was giving me a
tour of the ship. " Future Goku fibbed.
" Great, now YOU can understand every word that comes out of my mouth too! " Vegeta sarcastically remarked.
" Where IS that other Goku? " Bulma asked as some of the group left the kitchen.
" Oh! He had to, he was sleepy so he showed me how to let myself out and he took a nap inside the ship. That's where
he is now. Heh-heh. " Future Goku laughed nervously.
" Alright. " Bulma said, dismissing it, " I would've liked to talk to him though. So many things to ask him. I KNOW
Vegeta; even a future one; wouldn't be nearly as open with expressing what adventures you two have been on in the past 100
years-- "
" --105 years. " Future Goku corrected her.
" --105 years together, especially with whatever you two did in space. As much as you can get along sometimes, I
really can't picture you living together. Not without someone else along with you to mediate anyway. " Bulma explained.
" Oh, I'm sure future Veggie and future me get along just fine. Future me seems really happy. " Goku smiled, " Just
being all alone with V-sama, traveling through space without a care in the world, being able to really communicate with each
other... " he trailed off, musing.
" Yeah well don't count on me doing THAT with YOU for a while. " present Vegeta grumbled, annoyed.
" Sounds like he told you a lot, Goku. " Bulma said.
" Haha, well, if you can't trust yourself, you can you trust, right? " future Goku gave another slightly nervous
laugh.
" Hn.. " Vegeta looked down at his stomach, suspicous and paranoid at the same time.
::OH!! Veggie's almost onto me!:: he thought, then gulped.
" Goku! " Chi-Chi shouted at him, also leaving the kitchen.
" Ye--yes, Chi-chan? " future Goku stammered.
" Goku, Goten's gotten himself sick on your cookies. " Chi-Chi groaned.
" Heh-heh, he ate some of the cookies, and now he's tossing them! " Trunks laughed. Goku stared at him, " You know,
'toss your cookies', 'blow chunks', hurl? "
" OH! " Goku observed.
" Come on, Go-chan. We're going across the street to get some medicine for Goten's stomach. " Chi-Chi sighed as she
took his hand and led him to the door.
" A--across the street? " future Goku looked around the room and stared at the sleeping Vegeta and the slightly ill
one, " You, you mean me, going across the street, with V-sa---Veggie saying here? Without me? " he felt fear starting to
hang over his head, " All alone without V-s---Veggie to protect me? "
" Goku, stop babbling about the Ouji! Our son's sick and being that he became sick by eating your cookies, YOU have
to help me get the medicine for him while Gohan keeps him from throwing up on anything important. " Chi-Chi explained to him
as she dragged him out of the house. Future Goku's pupils widened as he felt everying closing in on him while watching the
front door slowly close, " Veh-veh-veh-veh- " he stuttered, terrified as he watched the house 'shink' as he walked across
the street with Chi-Chi, " VEGGIE-TAHH!!!! " future Goku screamed suddenly.
" GOKU SNAP OUT OF IT!! " Chi-Chi yelled, slapping him across the back of the head. Future Goku looked around to see
the world hadn't ended and the house was only a dozen feet away. He smiled, slightly relieved, then yelped, ::Oh no! What if
V-sama leaves by the time I get back from getting this medicine! I can't do that to him!!! I can't let him go without telling
him what I'm doing first! He'll be so worried about me, I won't be able to live with myself if I were to accidentally break
V-sama's heart like that:: Goku thought, ::V-SAMA!!!:: he sent a psychic message to the smaller saiyajin, conking him out of
his sleep.
" Huh? " future Vegeta sat up and yawned, ::Kakay?::
::V-sama! We need to stay for just a couple more hours! Goten got food-poisoning from eating present-me's cookies and
I'm helping to get some medicine for him so he can get better:: Goku explained.
::Oh, *yawn*! Alright, Kakay. I could use some extra sleep anyway. It was such a *yawn* long drive here:: future
Vegeta thought in a sleepy voice, making future Goku smile.
::Sweet dreams, V-sama:: future Goku thought quietly, sensing Vegeta slipping off back into his nap again, " I feel
much better now! " he said outloud, happily.
" Good. " Chi-Chi said, thinking he was talking to her. Future Goku flushed with slight embarassment, " Now you go
that way and I'll go this way. The medicine could be in either the health section or by the vitamins. " she told him,
pointing Goku to head left while she went off in the right direction, " If you don't find it we'll meet each other by the
cash registers in 10 minutes. "
Future Goku watched nervously as Chi-Chi disappeared from sight, then looked over at the many, huge eisles and gulped
; facing left, " Help. "
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3:15 PM 3/30/2003
END OF PART ONE!!
Vegeta: (blinking) Wow, you sure chose an awkward place to end it.
Chuquita: Yeah, well, I WAS gonna end this chapter with Future Veggie taking off in his ship unknowingly with the wrong Goku
unconsious inside it, but the story started moving slower in the middle and by the time it started to speed up again the
chapter was getting to large to my liking so I just added this scene and cut it here.
Goku: I hope nothin bad happens to future me while he's in the super-market; even though he did knock me unconsious and
swapped clothes with me in order to take my place.
Vegeta: (groans) Kakarrotto, NO ONE could take YOUR place. Not even a you from the future.
Goku: (w/big sparkily eyes) Really little Veggie? ~*That is so sweet of you to say*~
Vegeta: (flushes bright red) I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE _THAT!!!_
Goku: (sweetly) Aww, I bet lil Vedge'ums did!
Vegeta: (twitches; still bright red) Somebody help me...or change the subject, either one is fine!
Chuquita: (happily) Oh-kay! (subject-changer) Did you know the episode I parodied in my last fic "Scrambled" is going to air
in dub form this Wednesday? (april 2nd) It would've aired tommorow but they're having some "Monkey Madness April Fools Day"
thing on Cartoon Network.
Goku: (grins) They should air the episodes where, me, Veggie, and Gohan all turn into giant were-apes!!
Chuquita: Yeah, but CN's just airing other stuff with monkeys in it instead.
Goku: (pouts) Oh. I like it when Veggie goes were-ape. He's the only one who's little brain still has control of his body,
unlike Gohan and I.
Chuquita: (looks over at Veggie) Yeah, that's kinda weird how he does that.
Vegeta: (big mysterious grin)
Goku: Heehee.
Chuquita: (sigh) Did you know that as I write this we're on the verge of the very last week of new dbz episodes EVER?
Goku: (eyes water) Really?
Vegeta: There's still one next Monday that's been pushed over because of this baka April Fools Day thing.
Chuquita: I can't believe it's ending though....
Goku: (sniffles) (squeaks out) Anime me says bye-bye to little Veggie-ums for the very last time when he leaves with Uub.
[looks over at Veggie] (wails) VEGGIE HOLD MEEEEEE~!!!!
Vegeta: (yelps) NO! No-no-NO--- [Goku latches onto him, sobbing] (twitches)
Chuquita: And the only thing we have left to look forward to after this is GT.
Goku: (still crying) With the Veggie CLONE!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Chuquita: [pats Goku on the shoulder] (comfortingly) There there.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) You both still think he's a clone, huh?
Chuquita: It heals some of the pain of GT Veggie's physical and psychological mutation along with his new placement as
near-unimportant to the main cast.
Vegeta: (smirks) Well, I guess that makes I, "Z Veggie" very important.
Goku: (sob) I'LL NEVER LET GO VEGGIE! I'LL NEVER LET GO!!!
Vegeta: (twitches more violently) (bright red) Kami help me...
Chuquita: Well, I'm sort of oh-kay about it ending. I am gonna miss having new episodes though. (perks up) But that's why
there's fanfiction! Well, one of the reasons there's fanfiction. I still get to follow along with the stories I'm reading
so it's good :)
Goku: [feeling better yet still holding Veggie against him for dear life] (smiles) AND we found out about the oekaki!
Chuquita: Oekaki's are little ms-paint type programs I've seen samples of on some japanese dbz sites, and I finally used
one that an english site that was recommended to me before by somebody for the doujinshi they had there.
dragonball-doujinshi dot com! While you have to be a member to view the doujinshi itself (I'm a member) Anybody can use
the oekaki. BUT the rules say it has to be a dbz doodle and nothing really bad in it. It's like the most simplistic type
of fanart possible (& that's a good thing :D) You click 'paint', then draw your picture with the mouse and send it in!
So far I've drawn a Veggie-plushie, Goku with his tail, Veggie with his tail, and Veggie in his "badman" shirt.
Goku: Heehee, I love that shirt.
Vegeta: I HATE that shirt.
Goku: (grins) Veggie just hates it cuz it was ~*pink*~.
Vegeta: (grumbles)
Chuquita: Oh, and for anybody who hasn't red "Be My Veggietine" or "Veggie Wins?!", here's a short reminder thing.
B.M.V: Veggie hated Valentine's Day because he didn't know what it was and when found out didn't like the idea of a holiday
celebrating "mush". He tried to seclude himself from the others but Goku gets Cupid to shoot a love arrow at a sleeping
Veggie which inadvertantly causes Veggie to become all mushy with everybody. They track down Cupid, get an antidote. The
End.
V.W: Veggie and Chi-Chi argue with each other if Goku will or will not end up on Veggie's side after Chi-Chi dies (humans
have shorter life spans) Chi-Chi uses Mirai's time machine to find out (thanks to Veggie dare-ing here) She ends up 100
years in the future where near-everybody is dead and Goku is living at Capsule Corp (which is now Veggie's castle) with
Veggie as his suppose-ed oujo (we never find out if he really does end up with the title or not) Future Goku has literally
blocked out memories of everyone else because it hurt him too much after they all died and is basically Veggie's loyal
saiyago-speaking compainion until Chi-Chi tries to help him remember who she is and the rest of the Z gang.
Goku: TA-DA!!!
Vegeta: (cocks an eyebrow) "Ta-Da"?
Chuquita: And now you know what's going on!
(all three pause)
Chuquita: And now it's time to go!
Goku: (happily) Until chapter 2 that is!
Chuquita: (clasps her hands together) If anybody has any copies of english dbz movie 6, japanese dbz movies 7, 8, 9, 12,
and 13, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE contact me!! (begging)
Vegeta: (smirks) Ahh, it is only once the computer data has been lost that we know what on it that was not saved was
most important.
Chuquita: (still in begging position to audiance) And that would be all my sub and dub Buu episodes and sub & dub movies.
I made a list but I don't have it on this computer. I know I'm missing the dub ones "Time Struggle" "Trapped Forever"
"The Birth of Gotenks" "The one where Gohan meets up with Piccolo, Goten, and Trunks right after his mystic power is done"
and "Fusion of Rivals where Goku begs Veggie to fuse with him".
Goku: (grins) Can I say the subs?
Chuquita: (sigh) (smiles) Yeah, sure.
Goku: WHEE!! (Mr. Announcer Guy) The subs we are missing are sub episodes 268, 269, 273, 274, 275, 276, 279, 280, 281,
282, 284, 285, 286, 287, and 288!!!!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) (to Chu) Well, you were busy last summer...
Chuquita: (nervous laugh) Heh-heh-heh. I got my dubs from dbzvortex and dbziscool but I think they only have the newest
ones there now. My subs were originally from dragonball arena (with the exception of 273 and 274 which Sholio sent me
originally for my episode parody of them last May) and my movies were from dragonball arena too. I MAY be able to get
the movies back since they're still currently alternating movies each week. But if you have ANY copy of the subs and dubs
mentioned; I don't care how big the file is; if it works on Realplayer, Windows Media Player, Quicktime, heck even
MusicMatch, PLEASE send me a copy or give me a URL for it.
Goku: Our barron mean-computer-guys-reformatted computer and us beg of you.
Chuquita: Most of my doujinshi that wasn't from ebay but from db doujinshi can be re-loaded but I really MISS my eps.
Goku: (happily) The first 10 customers get a free subway sandwich!!
Vegeta: WE'RE the customers, baka! (shakes his head)
Goku: Oh.... (cheerful) SUBWAY! EAT FRESH!
Chuquita: I prefer McDonalds, Wendy's and Burger King.
Goku: Heehee, wouldn't it be funny if there was a planet called Burger and all the residents were little french-fries
and they were ruled over by a giant cheeseburger and hotdog!
Vegeta: (to Goku) Getting hungry, aren't you Kakarrotto?
Goku: YES I AM! [holds up credit card] Would little Veggie care to join me in some eating dee-lights?
Vegeta: (surprised) Is that ONNA'S credit card?
Goku: (grins) Yes it is! (pouty) I'm not allowed to have my own.
Vegeta: (smirks) Suddenly I have an unattainbale desire to eat mass quantities of food. COME KAKARROTTO! TO THE SNACK
BAR!!!
Goku: (cheers) HOORAY!!!!