Grunkle Stan's New Flannel Shirt
One day Grunkle Stan was cruising around the Gravity Falls mall in his 1987 Acura Legend, he saw a beautiful Canadian Goose and immediately thought "Wow, I could make an easy 17 dollars capturing and selling that beauty on Geese and Grease". He stepped out of his car and carefully tiptoed towards the Goose, he braced himself for maximum impact. Unfortunately, the goose was more clever than Phil Spencer doing a handstand in a frozen yogurt shop while reading a book full of spooky ghost stories. The goose rapidly darted to the right causing Grunkle Stan to break the window of the store "Flannel Channel" and to land into a flannel shirt. The store owners name was SeñorJerryField, he walked over to Grunkle Stan and was extremely confused. Grunkle Stan said "I look terrible in flannel" SeñorJerryField slapped him and yelled "Everyone looks fabulous in flannel!" He walked across his store and got a sexy, luxurious tiger print flannel shirt. Grunkle Stan took off the shirt to change revealing his bare chest, SeñorJerryField has always been been a proud, independent, heterosexual, but he was seriously thinking about changing his sexual orientation just to rub his hard body all over Grunkle Stan. Grunkle Stan looked at himself in the mirror admiring his new fashion style, SeñorJerryField placed his sweaty hand on Stan's back while gently massaging his back. Grunkle Stan blushed when he received this special treatment from the hot bachelor. He bought the shirt and left the mall with his new shirt and carried on with his life