A/N: pirate of the Caribbean AU/ it has been stuck in my head for a week I had to write down the prologue, anyway read and review and tell me if I should continue

It has been a joyous day for one short commodore of the royal navy, if he was not in public he would have been laughing like a maniac but for now he has to settle with a broad smile he can unleash the little giggling girl inside him later and refrain from shouting at the top of his lung 'Yes, Yes, I fucking did it' , not that he hasn't done that already inside his private office but he does have a status to live by being the prestigious commodore Vegeta, he can't be seen making a fool of himself in public. His smile has gotten wider as he can now see the figure that made him feel so much happiness approach his death, he let out a satisfied sigh, Oh how accomplished he felt, how proud he is of himself, surely after this he would be promoted, he nodded to himself, his father will surely be proud, his eyes were getting watery, tears of joy threatened to fall as he remembered the number of times he was humiliated, the number of times he was bested by one measly mother fucking filthy pi- 'calm down Vegeta, you've already taken your revenge in the cells' he thought to himself, the commodore's smile returned after briefly disappearing at the previous thought, no matter he was finally achieving his goal, his name will be written down in history as the one who captured the world's third strongest pirate, and once he's down the other two will follow. excitement has bested the flamed haired commodore as he let out a giggle receiving shocked stares from his own soldiers at his hugely uncharacteristic behavior, woah.

He quickly regained his composure, he held his head high, Ah what glorious day, the weather couldn't be anymore perfect on Papaya island, he was going to see the man he hated with a passion die a miserable death, he must have done something good in his life for the Gods to reward him in such away.

He watched as his long time nemesis finally reaching the gallows where he would meet his death, having his hands and legs tied up he was helped, more like shoved by two soldiers to climb the stairs leading to the wooden platform that was approximately 5 feet off the ground giving a nice view to all those who wanted to watch and from the looks of the crowd alot of people wanted to watch, not surprising, considering this particular pirate has a hefty prize money on his head, naturally a lot of people would come watch the death of this notorious pirate, the proud commodore though had one regret which is that he did not catch the rest of his crew but no matter he had captured that weasel of a captain and the easiest way to kill a snake is by cutting off its head, is it not? too bad beheading is outdated, nonetheless hanging will the do the job just fine, either way the bastard will die.

He watched as the pirate stood on the wooden platform, his minutes are numbered now, the executioner asked for his final words, the commodore watched as the pirate grinned, that stupid grin that Vegeta hated so much, he could never tell why the doofus was always so happy, even when he pummeled him to a pulp he never lost that stupid grin, the pirate mumbled something which did not reach the commodore's ears and immediately received a punch to the gut. Vegata smirked, he had to admit he might be a low life pirate but he's got balls, too bad he lacks the brains, thinking he can always escape the great commodore Vegeta.

The executioner placed the noose around the pirates neck and secured it, the moment finally came, this scum will finally meet his end and nothing will deny him the pleasure of seeing it, absolutely nothing, or so he thought as the commodore heard a feminine squeak that completely caught him off guard, it sounded so... Erotic immediately sending a shiver down his spine, next thing he felt was the weight on his arms and something soft pressed against his chest, his eyes involuntarily left it's most waited sight to be met with a pair of intoxicating blue eyes, blushing cheeks and full plump pink lips before his eyes continued their journey lower to be met with the creamy soft flesh pressed against him almost slipping of the dark navy material that was her dress. Heat spread inside his body like wild fire and a portion of his blood descended right to the area between his legs, he was brought out of his daze by the sound of her huffing, blowing a few red strands of hair out of her face ''Oh please forgive me sir, I twisted my ankle and fell'' the enticing female in his arms spoke seductively making the commodore shudder, Oh yes the Gods are definitely on his side today.

Quickly gaining some rational thoughts he asked the female before him ''c- can you walk, my lady?'' he stuttered, a blush adorned his face, what the hell was happening to him? Since when did stutter around women? Since when did he fucking blush?

The women slightly pouted as she answered ''I don't think I can''

He gulped and tried to play it coolly as he adjusted her in his arm ''please sit down'' he stated as he sat her on a stony steps leading to a building behind them ''may I examine your ankle, my lady?"

She smiled making the devoted military man's heart skip a few beats before she lifted her dress showing he creamy legs, he gulped again and took her soft ankle in his hands, she winced at contact, he apologized and rubbed her ankle '' it doesn't seem to be swollen'' he stated in his gruff voice as his eyes caught sight of her cleavage again, he cleared his throat and averted his gaze towards her face, she smiled slyly ''thank you, Sir. You're such a gentleman ''

His lips decided to smile without his orders and before he can open his mouth he heard a familiar voice speaking ''hey, Vegeta''

Vegeta abruptly stood up as his mind worked as fast as it can to register the voice's owner, he turned around to be met with the grinning face of the idiot he was trying to excute and the color orange, before he can take any action a fist connected with his face sending him flying a few feet of the ground before his back connected with it with a thud, how the hell did this happen?

It was unbeknownst to the aspiring commodore that in the few minutes he spent attending to the nice piece of ass before him some of his soldiers were stealthily knocked out and three knives were thrown, one impaled itself between the eyes of one bulky executioner before he got the chance to release the trap door to the gallows, one went right through the hanging rope cutting it and one was caught between two calloused hands of one lucky pirate, obviously Vegeta was too busy gawkin the female to hear the exclaims of the crowd as the said pirate made a dash his way and he ended up on the ground with a throbbing head and barely clinging to consciousness.

He saw the pirate holding a red pole in one hand and the women's hand in the other before he ran towards him ''Good luck next time, asshole '' he said before another fist connected with his face which did the trick of sending him into the land of unconsciousness but not before hearing the women exclaim ''what the hell did you do that for?"

It would be a while before commodore Vegeta would wake up with swollen blue eye, fuming, promising vengeance and ordering to follow the pirate only to find out that his fleet is no longer capable of sailing.

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"so are you guys sure they won't follow us?" he asked

''of course we are, you moron. We're not you, you know'' a redhead women yelled.

''woah Bulma, how did your hair turn red? I almost didn't recognize you" the man exclaimed as he walked towards the women and tried to touch her hair before she slapped his hand away ''it's a wig you idiot'' she said as she threw the wig at his face ''and what the hell do you mean you didn't recognize me? ''

He took the wig off his face looking slightly disgusted before he threw it away ''well, I only knew it was you after I punched Vegeta''

''then why the hell did you punch him for?"

''payback '' he smirked ''by the way, what are you so angry about? I was the one who almost got hanged'' He asked nonchalantly.

''why? WHY? Why you ask? You were supposed to do the simplest job which is go in to that island unnoticed, get the information from Baba and get back, easy, but no you had to get yourself caught and almost hanged if it wasn't for my brains, 18's knives skill Yamcha's stealth and Krillin's excellent swimming abilities you would have been dead and to top it all we were chased by an entire army of marines we barely made it back to the ship and what do we get in return, not even a thank you'' the now blue haired women snarled.

''you're alive, aren't you?" he retaliated

''yeah no thanks to you''

''excuse me I was the one who carried you back to the ship sprinting from rooftop to another''

'' I had to wear a goddamn corset and throw myself at that arrogant bastard Vegeta for fuck's sake, it was the least thing you could do''

''Oh please Bulma don't act like you didn't enjoy Vegeta strong arms ''

''you would know about Vegeta's strong arms now wouldn't you?"

''what the fuck does that supposed to mean?"

''figure it our, genius ''

As the orange clad, spiky haired young captain continued his Pickering with the blue haired beauty, their friends watched from the sidelines, their eyes shifting between the two before the blonde decided to speak ''I swear they argue like a married couple '' the bald headed short monk nodded and their pig friend agreed''tell me about it''

A spiky haired man with a mark on his face decided to intervene and end this pointless Pickering, he cleared his throat gaining both of their attention''guys, calm the fuck down, now is not the time for this''

The tall spiky haired captain sighed and turned towards the blue haired women ''I'm sorry, Bulma. Thank you for saving me'' he gave a not so genuine smile, the blue haired beauty mumbled a 'whatever ' and moved away, the captain just rolled his eyes and spoke ''so how did you guys find out about me?"

''Yajirobi told us'' a blue floating cat answered.

''Yajirobi, huh?'' his eyebrows furrowed in confusion for a few moments before it dawned to him '' that fucking snitch'' he yelled angrily.

''what's wrong, Goku'' Yamcha asked with a puzzled expression along with the rest of the crew

''Yajirobi was the only person other than Baba who knew I was on that island... I'm going to fucking kill him'' he exclaimed and went on mumbling a bunch of profanity at his now ex-friend

''anyway, Goku. Please tell us that you at least got the information we need?" krillin asked receiving a smirk from his captain, most of his crew smiled thinking they're one step closser to their goal now

''so, did she tell where it is?" krillin inquired

''No, she wouldn't tell me without a payment '' he replied grinning from ear to ear, his friends face fell and he continued ''but she did show me how it looks like... And I know exactly where I've seen it before''

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So yeah this the prologue, Vegeta is a commodore and Goku is a pirate, exactly what is it they're looking for? R/R to find out