Poor Daniel is always is the one to suffer so I thought I would mess with Jack
It was supposed to be a simple diplomatic meeting between allies. It was supposed to be short and sweet and easy as pie. It was supposed to be boring.
Jack and the rest of SG-1 came through the worm hole and it was instantly obvious that something was wrong. Jack was limping and had an arm around Teal'c for balance. Behind them Daniel and Carter were trying very hard to keep from laughing.
Jack sensed this and turned around and snapped at them. This did nothing but make them laugh until tears poured down their cheeks and they had to sit down before they fell.
"What's going on here?" The general asked.
"Well sir," Sam began having recovered her ability to speak. "The colonel is a little upset…"
"Little upset!" Jack scoffed. "I hate my name."
The general looked confused and gave a look that demanded an explanation.
"They made him climb a huge plant and in the banquet hall they made him go over a huge candle pit barefoot and he ended up burning himself.
The general was still confused.
"We exchanged children's stories with them the last time. One of their favorites was Jack and the Beanstalk. The candle part was inspired by a nursery rhyme." Carter said.
Then on cue Daniel recited in a sing song voice "Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jump over a candle stick he burnt his nose and burnt his toes and that's the way the story goes." As he spoke he made his way over to Jack. "Cheer up it could have been worse you know."
"How?" Jack stated sarcastically.
"You could have been a female named Mary."
Suddenly being a 'Jack' didn't seem so bad.
THE END
R&R pls.