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Author's Note: I was lying about in my sofa when this came to my head. Sing it to the tune of row row row your boat[whatever that nursery rhyme's title is]

One fine morning, a certain golden-haired mazoku lay asleep in his lover's arms, head resting on the double-black's naked chest, an arm swept across the maou's chest latching onto the other's shoulder and his one leg possessively hugging Yuuri's whilst the other's arms hugged the other by the waist. It was their first morning after their first night together on their very first honeymoon. Nevertheless, they found themselves happy, very happy indeed and well sated. The blond relished his happiness, rubbing his cheek against the maou's chest. It had took a while of the strange vibrations on Yuuri's chest for him to get a clue on what the maou was doing. He was singing a song? And oh had he ever regretted the moment he decided he was curious enough to know what the song was! How utterly unclassy! What would other people think! He shook his head and decided to tell Yuuri off.

"Yuuri! Stop this non-sense this instant! Have you not pride at all? What kind of treachery has gotten into you to concoct such meaningful kind of atrocity? Such..."

"Pervertness? But its the day after last night! Of course I'll be perverted!"

"Don't you dare use that reasoning against me, you wimp!"

"I don't think I'm the one being the wimp here... Now, let me show you what I can do with this pervertedness of mine." The wimp smirked and kissed Wolfram down, in spite of his feeble resistance.

"Pervertedness isn't even a valid word you wimp... Ugh... Yuuri... Yuuri... Yuuri... aaah!"

And so on and so forth their morning came, in all sense of the word. Now, what song was Yuuri singing? To the tune of the nursery rhyme Row, Row, Row your boat you say? No way...

Wolf, Wolf, Wolf, Wolfram

Stripping off my clothes

Riding me, Riding me, Riding me, Riding me,

His ass is like a dream...

~The End~

A/N: hehehehe... sorry.. Was feeling a bit perverse... ^^ Do review and tell me what you think?