Note: I posted this on my tumblr earlier, but I was getting kinda ticked off that DTMG has less fanfics on than Blues Clues. So here you go, my darlings. Please note that I will be posting an ectofeature drabble (is that how it's called) very soon! Enjoy!


Peanut Butter,

I need another.

Billy Joe,

he would know

where to find

such a divine,

creamy treat

for us to eat.

My Bromigo,

where did he go?

His voice, I can't hear.

Did he disappear?

"Billy!" I call.

"Are you in here at all?"

I go up to my room,

he'd be there, I assume.

He sits on my bed,

many tears being shed.

"Billy, what's wrong?"

He looks up, his face long.

"It's nothing," he lies,

yet continues to cry.

I hug him and say,

"It'll be okay."

"Not it won't," he replies

as he lets out a sigh.

"Yes it will!" I retort,

causing Billy to snort.

"Tell me what's buggin' ya

or I'll just keep huggin' ya!"

Billy wipes away tears.

"Is that laughter I hear?"

He smiles and sighs

then looks up with big eyes.

"Spence, I'm in love."

I give him a light shove.

I ask him, "With who?"

He then responds, "You."

He looks down at the floor,

but I hug him some more.

"You must think that's silly."

But I say, "No, Billy,

cause I love you, too."

He gasps, "Y- you do!?"

Billy kisses my lips

as we sail this ship,

and I don't even think

about letting this sink.

What are the odds

that the "Gloob of the Gods"

would ever play Cupid?

…Wait, that sounded stupid.

But nevertheless,

I will have to confess,

I've never felt more free

knowing Billy lurrrves me!