Just a random story I made in case any person got annoyed with my late updates. Here we go.
Disclaimer: I want to but alas, no
Naruto : Hairstyle Stories :
-Maito Gai-
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It was a beautiful early morning, as sun shined brightly through a window belongong to a small house. The light played small shadows againts a body hidden under heavy covers.
The body fumbled under the intensity of the heat when the light soon came to its face. Slowly, a hand came from under the green blankets which soon followed with a head, that had ontop of it, an orange nightcap. Drowsy eyes blinked twice after a mouth holding shiny white teeth opened to let a yawn out. Sliding out of his bed, or trying to, the man, who looked well into his twenties tripped over his blanket-covered floor and landed on his face.
Jumping up as quickly as a sleep ridden body can jump, he righted himself up and shuffled to the dresser across from his bed. Staring at the mirror positioned on it, he slowly inspected the stubs that decided to grow during the night. He looked at the reflection if the cap that was covering his crainium and sighed.
'here we go..'
He jerked the nightcap off to reveil...an AFRO? No, not your small spongy. good-looking, well-kept afro. I mean it was a giant, knotty, hair-look-like-a-spider afro. On Gai's head. Yes, Maito Gai, the green clad a little too tightly, jounin of Konoha. No, I'm not joking. Well your asking yourself-How does he get it looking the way it does- well, you'll soon find out.
Snapping out of his normal morning shock, he pulled out the top drawer of the dresser and pulled out six items: a jar of moose, a curling iron, a brush, a hair dryer, curlers, and a small piece of wood. He bit down on the clamp and began brushing his hair. Tears poured down his face as he tried not to give into the pain.
When his hair looked like a fuzzy form of his normal style, he grabbed the jar, took a handful, and began to rub in the moose. Soon his hair was shiny, but weighed down by the moose. Acting before the moose sets in, he began putting the curlers in his hair. Yes, they were the squishy pink kind. When he finished, he hooked up the hair dryer and put it on for an hour. He hummed silenlty as he flipped through a magazine on his nightstand. Finally the hour was up and he took off the dryer
Even though the dryer made him a little deaf, he still heard and saw the figure knocking on his window. The window opened to let the figure, who turned out to be Kakashi, in.
"You have any moose? I'm all out."
"Sorry rival. I used up all of mine just now."
"...Damn." And Kakashi left as soon as he appeared.
Turning back to buisness at hand, Gai took out the curlers. His hair now looked like those 1980-1990's bob cuts with the ends curling around his face. He started brushing them out until his hair formed his -cough- well known -cough- hair.
Finally finshed with his hair, Gai walked off to the bathroom with one thought on his mind
'I wonder if Lee has to do the same thing.'
-end-
Random, I know. I was thinking about alot of stuff and this made me think harder. I might do everyone. It's not really a story, more like my imagination on paper. Anyway, it's something to keep people busy till I do something else. Cookie monsters!
Ja ne!
-Sexyinumama
