Enjolras was cleaning up after a meeting when he felt a presence behind him. "Hey, Enjolras," said Marius. "I know this might seem kind of weird, and I've only been here a few weeks, but... It's just, I really like you. And I was wondering if maybe you'd go on a date with me?"
"No, you fool!" Enjolras said before bludgeoning him on the head with a club. "Don't you know I'm in love with Grantaire?"