"I THOUGHT YOU SAID THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?!" Remus shouted over the sound of fireworks behind them as they ran down the corridors of Hogwarts, followed by and angry mob of students.
"IT WAS!" Sirius shouted, earning him an incredulous look from his werewolf companion. "OKAY, MAYBE IT WASN'T!"
"YOU THINK?"
"DON'T GET SARCASTIC WITH ME YOUNG MAN!"
"I'M OLDER THAN YOU!"
"THAT IS IRRELEVANT!"
"HOW THE HELL IS THAT IRRELEVENT?"
"BECAUSE WE ARE BEING CHASED BY AN ANGRY MOB OF SMOKING, SPARKING STUDENTS!"
"…GOOD POINT!"
"FOLLOW ME YOU SARCASTIC NOOB!"
"SIRIUS, HOW THE FUCK AM I A NOOB?"
"YOU JUST ARE!"
"OH HOW LOGICAL!"
"IT'S ONLY LOGICAL!"
Ducking through a door the boys heard the crowd race past followed by a much welcomed silence. Only then did they realise just where they were.
"Remus?"
"Sirius?"
"Are we…?"
"Yes. A broom closet. We are in a fucking Broom closet."
"Shit."
"…"
"…"
"Is the mob gone?"
"I think so."
"Shit."
"What?"
"It's stuck."
"…"
"Sirius?"
"…"
"Sirius why are you grinning?"
"…"
"Oh Merlin. I am stuck in a broom closet with Sirius 'anything that moves' Black."
"…"
"Sirius, did you just-?"
"Yup."
"Wh-?"
"…"
"I suppose we could just wait for someone t-."
"Remus?"
"…yes?"
"Shut the fuck up."
"Bu-"
"If you don't shut up I will do it myself."
"S-Sirius!"
So Sirius did shut him up.