Society's Exhibition
There's something I need to show you, before we begin your transfer. Come this way, dear, and I'll show our worldly exhibits.
If you look to your left, you'll see political corruption at it's fullest. Bribes being made to rig elections, and leaders cheating their followers and allies. Oh, and here's a drug dealer making a sale to a kid to your right, and a cop taking half the profit. Hm? Oh don't worry, that's a normal thing you see everyday.
If you turn the corner here, you'll see a man beating his wife in front of his kids, It's a perfect life lesson for them, don't you think? The playful son will grow up to be an alcoholic child abuser and murderer, And that sweet little girl will grow up on the streets, using and abusing her body to scrape by life. A typical family, perfect to society.
Straight up ahead is a disturbed cult leader pouring Ricin into the sacrificial wine. It make take a few days for the poison to work it's magic, but with perfect timing, All the followers will die singing a morbid hymn to the leader who promised them salvation.
Now for the finale of our tour, it's time to show you our prized display. I Hope you like it as much as everyone else, you seem to be enjoying yourself. Here, close your eyes while I remove this sheet. Okay…. Now open.
See? Told you you'd like it. It's funny isn't it? Gets me every time. You should've seen your face when you saw your reflection. Oh, yeah, that's right, you did see it. How foolish of me.
Well, this concludes our tour of the Society's Exhibition. Hope you had fun, feel free to come back anytime you want. The window is over there, and don't worry, we've already opened it for you.