A/N: Just little something that I thought while exploring Twitter. I still fail to see the beauty of it, and # doesn't make any sense to me, but it inspired this, so… Hope you enjoy!

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Dr. John Watson
#sherlockholmes We are back in London. You'll find our latest adventure from the blog. And now a hot cup of tea,please.

Dr. John Watson
Didn't make HIM a cup since he hasn't been playing nicely with others. Now he pouts :)

Dr. John Watson
He claims he isn't pouting. And he broke a teacup.

Dr. John Watson
I am being glared at from across the room :D

Dr. John Watson
Just went to kitchen and found tea all over the floor... Now quarreling about cleaning it.

Dr. John Watson
Hmph. Mrs. Hudson cleaned it.

Inspector Lestrade
Stop complaining to the masses.

Dr. John Watson
Stop hacking into other people's accounts Sherlock! If you want to tweet create your own account.

Inspector Lestrade
Pointless. I don't have the need to communicate with the intellectually deprived.

Dr. John Watson
Do you even care that you might be insulting someone?

Inspector Lestrade
. . .

Inspector Lestrade
What is #sherlockholmes?

Dr. John Watson
It's so people who are interested find the tweets easier.

Inspector Lestrade
Alright.

Inspector Lestrade
What is #johnlock?

Inspector Lestrade
John?

Inspector Lestrade
#drjohnwatson He is now completely read from his face and neck. It is safe to assume that he is read from his neck down as well.

Dr. John Watson
SHERLOCK!

Inspector Lestrade
#drjohnwatson Now he is glaring at me. I don't see why.

Dr. John Watson
Is currently planning on murdering one consulting detective…

Inspector Lestrade
Don't stress your mind, dear Watson. You're not intelligent enough for something like that :)

Inspector Lestrade
#drjohnwatson He seems hurt now. Once again I fail to understand what for.

Inspector Lestrade
#drjohnwatson He closed his laptop and left the room. He is going upstairs.

Inspector Lestrade
#drjohnwatson He slammed the door of his room.

Inspector Lestrade
#drjohnwatson It seems that I need to go and apologize. Luckily my clothes are easy enough to take off ;)

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Inspector Lestrade
Just logged in. Looks like I need to change my password… Again.

A/N: Good? Bad? Very bad?