Disclaimer: I don't own Phantasy Star it belongs to Sega the characters are
mine though even though there just character base's.
Authors note: this is my attempt at a humor fic something to do whilst writing the more serious chimpus Nu dark enforcers. I know the character names aren't exactly original but when a character gets to level 72 you don't really want to change them.
Evil Pixies of death or EPOD for short
Chapter one. It came from the brand corporation A.K.A toilet duck part 1
We join our heroes/antiheroes/ people who came of the street as the sit around their living quarters eagerly talking about the last mission they undertook.
On a chair directly in front of the telecommunication device's (Td for short but from now on it will be referred to as bob) was Psycho Elf. He was a small force who had an obsessive passion for the colors black and blue and went to sleep with a hildebear's head on his pillow. People often- suspected Psycho Elf of having a few mental disorders but that was putting it mildly.
Seated on the two seat sofa were ArcElf and Ave. The former being the shortest hunewerl in the history of midgets and the latter being a giant walking fridge. The Latter had the nerve to try and change Bob's station and was promptly bitch slapped by the former.
"Stupid Andy why do you try to change the channel" she yelled with an oddly high-pitched voice even for a Newman.
"Quit calling me Andy what relevance does it have to me" the walking fridge protested.
A protest quickly silenced by the fourth member of the room. Elf was a short Humar with spiked blond hair and a suit that could never be cleaned due to Booma blood never coming out of white not even on a dry wash. " Andy Droid that's what relevance it has."
"Handy Andy" ArcElf exclaimed with mild glee
"Andy Pandy" Psycho said unamused at the whole situation drowning out the td.
"I hate you so much" Andy yelled at the Newman Force
"Don't make me come and settle this in battle mode you walking talking trash can" came an even angrier reply.
"Oh yeah what are you going to do"
"I'll take this hildebear cane and shove it up your ass so far you will be spiting fire for the next week"
The arguments got them moving closer and closer in an effect that would make it look like this would become a yaoi fic until the door bell rang.
And they jumped the postman
Authors note: this is my attempt at a humor fic something to do whilst writing the more serious chimpus Nu dark enforcers. I know the character names aren't exactly original but when a character gets to level 72 you don't really want to change them.
Evil Pixies of death or EPOD for short
Chapter one. It came from the brand corporation A.K.A toilet duck part 1
We join our heroes/antiheroes/ people who came of the street as the sit around their living quarters eagerly talking about the last mission they undertook.
On a chair directly in front of the telecommunication device's (Td for short but from now on it will be referred to as bob) was Psycho Elf. He was a small force who had an obsessive passion for the colors black and blue and went to sleep with a hildebear's head on his pillow. People often- suspected Psycho Elf of having a few mental disorders but that was putting it mildly.
Seated on the two seat sofa were ArcElf and Ave. The former being the shortest hunewerl in the history of midgets and the latter being a giant walking fridge. The Latter had the nerve to try and change Bob's station and was promptly bitch slapped by the former.
"Stupid Andy why do you try to change the channel" she yelled with an oddly high-pitched voice even for a Newman.
"Quit calling me Andy what relevance does it have to me" the walking fridge protested.
A protest quickly silenced by the fourth member of the room. Elf was a short Humar with spiked blond hair and a suit that could never be cleaned due to Booma blood never coming out of white not even on a dry wash. " Andy Droid that's what relevance it has."
"Handy Andy" ArcElf exclaimed with mild glee
"Andy Pandy" Psycho said unamused at the whole situation drowning out the td.
"I hate you so much" Andy yelled at the Newman Force
"Don't make me come and settle this in battle mode you walking talking trash can" came an even angrier reply.
"Oh yeah what are you going to do"
"I'll take this hildebear cane and shove it up your ass so far you will be spiting fire for the next week"
The arguments got them moving closer and closer in an effect that would make it look like this would become a yaoi fic until the door bell rang.
And they jumped the postman