Let me tell you a story of The Doctor and his Song
"Hey Mum..?" The 17 year old Rose Maddison said sliding onto a stool at the kitchen bench
"Hey, yes?" Melody answered not looking up from the cutting board, where she was preparing dinner
"…Who are these two people?" Rose asked, showing her mum a black and white old photo
Melody looked up and smiled when she saw the photo, "I suppose you are old enough now to know the story."
"What story?" Rose asked, looking back at the photo
"The story of the doctor and his song" Melody smiled, sitting herself on the stool next to Rose
"I could slap you right now, if I weren't so intoxicated." River gurgled as she tumbled into the TARDIS, The Doctor laughed as he closed the door behind him. "Taking me out like this, letting me drink with King Charles the second! I would've married him if I weren't so sweet on you!" The Doctor picked his very very drunk wife up and smiled at her, she poked his nose "Don't look so smug, you… you Dalek….hick" she laughed and let her long curly locks out, The Doctor carried her to one of the many bedrooms the TARDIS had "Don't take advantage of me sweetie." River giggled as The Doctor placed her on the bed.
"I don't plan to my love." The Doctor laughed, taking his top hat off and getting out River's pyjamas, "Come here, lets get you changed." River sat herself up and tried to undo the buttons of her long, figure hugging dress, even when she was drunk The Doctor found her to be the most beautiful creature he had seen , she pouted when the button would not undo, the Doctor smiled and put her nightie on the end of the bed, he sat down next to her and pushed her hands away gently "Here, let me help."
The Doctor unbuttoned each button and slowly peeled the dress off her, he tried not to stare at her figure as she stood up in the lacy black underwear to grab the nightie, tripping as she did. River let out a laugh and a snort, the Doctor couldn't help but laugh again at her before walking over and picking her up again, he grabbed the nightie and put her onto the bed again, slipping the nightie over her head. "Where would I be without you Doctor?"
"In jail, I suppose." The Doctor commented, undoing his own tuxedo jacket and taking it off, he hung her dress up in the cupboard and tucked River under the sheets before sitting down next to her
"Did you know, we're married!" she said playing with his bowtie "And it's customary for the husband and wife to sleep in the same bed." She said, with a playful grin
"Is it now?" The Doctor laughed, River nodded and moved over, she patted the space in the bed where she was
"Come on, I'm coooold." She cooed sleepily, the Doctor pulled off his shoes and got under the blankets; River pulled his arm around her and snuggled into him. The Doctor smiled and kissed her fore head.
"My River Song, what am I to do with you?" He said as the TARDIS instinctively turned off the lights.