Chapter 1
"Teme, we need to talk, it's really important ", Naruto looked seriously at his emo friend at Ichiraku's. Sasuke looked up from his ramen with a bored expression, "What is it? Girlfriend problems?"
Naruto stuck out his tongue, "As if I'd ask you for romantic advice, you're still single!"
Sasuke shrugged and continued to stuff his face.
"Its about you still being single"
Sasuke rolled his eyes.
"Though…. You could go out with Karin"
"… go to hell "
"Come on! Everyone's gotta a girlfriend, even Chouji, which is surprising, but still! " Naruto cried.
"When we were 13 years old ,you told us you wanted to repopulate the Uchiha clan. Sasuke, that means BABIES, which come from doing se-"
"I KNOW HOW BABIES ARE BORN!"
Sasuke looked at Naruto with a disgusted expression, "I'm trying to eat here, I can't eat with you blabbing your head off about IT"
"Awwww, you still call sex "IT" , try saying it", Naruto teased, " SEEEEXXXX"
"SHUT UP!" Sasuke whacked Naruto's head with his mouth full of ramen.
Naruto grinned, until he noticed something dangling from Sasuke's neck. His jaw dropped when he realized what it was.
"Sasuke?"
"Hn?"
" WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WEARING A NECKLACE?!"
"…. shit"
Sasuke's face turned red and refused to look at Naruto's face. " Wow, look at the time! I gotta go and ...uh- water my begonias"
Naruto looked confused at Sasuke's retreating figure.
"Water his begonias?. …"Naruto thought for a while till he came to a shocking conclusion
"HOLY SHIT, SASUKE's TURNING INTO A GIRL!"